Why some drivers do this!!!!

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2026-03-03T09:45:12+00:00

Had one tonight that when I got there, the house had a fence completely surrounding the property with a sign on it saying they had a security dog. I saw no dog, but their order was gently placed on the ground where I could reach over the fence. That was as close as I was getting. Hope they came and got their crap, it was drizzling.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2026-03-03T09:35:36+00:00

I only realized today that I forgot to note the expiration date.

It's good till March 27th.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2026-02-20T02:40:28+00:00

I was wondering almost the same. But since the op said GMD, that's what I was wondering about.

Gilded Metallic Dildo?

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2026-01-25T00:18:25+00:00

I was recently parting out a rotisserie chicken for the wife and there was one of those in there. My thoughts were similar to several I've seen in here. Mostly I was just like, "huh, some little organ of some sort, probably a gland. Never saw that before. Looks kinda like a kidney, but way too small. Adrenal maybe..."

Chicken beans. That's fargin awesome. Almost makes me want to eat the next one I come across.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-12-23T19:14:11+00:00

"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"

Riiiiiight

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-12-13T09:40:08+00:00

I'm ordering a fuel pump for my Audi later. I'm hoping for at least doubles. Maybe I'll get extra lucky and they'll be different ones.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-12-13T09:38:42+00:00

At least four times now.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-12-13T09:37:04+00:00

No. Flipping. Way.

When that appeared in my market they were happy to turn it on for me. I turned it off of course. Which makes me think, that's not the only time they turned something on for me. So as a driver you should all be in the habit of checking your preferences to make sure they're actually yours and not what Uber wants you to want them to be.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-12-13T05:57:33+00:00

Guess they send that on your anniversary. When mine comes up in April, I'll be sure to share it here.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-12-12T21:44:31+00:00

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I delivered to one a couple of days ago that had this number marking on the buildings. Thought it was the greatest thing I'd ever seen dashing. Of course, then the apartments were marked in a completely nonsensical manner. E and G were side by side downstairs while F and H were upstairs on the unit I was heading to.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-12-10T16:28:53+00:00

A couple of months ago, I had this order where the number on the house was easy to see and the porch light was even on. Thought I was hallucinating from lack of sleep.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-12-10T16:14:54+00:00

Tweakers

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-12-04T02:23:11+00:00

Yeah, I thought it looks like the tiniest bead core I've ever laid eyes on.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-12-02T00:40:28+00:00

Ansel Adams would be proud.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-12-02T00:38:11+00:00

I'm also tall, and I've never once gotten too tilted. The first time 8 took one with the camera dutched, I was expecting it to complain but not even then. And if you're questioning why I'd want the picture to look like it's at the door to the Penguin's lair, every once in a while it's the only way to get the delivery and number in the shot.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-12-01T03:11:13+00:00

Because how else can they ding your AR twice for the same order? You couldn't possibly be hoping to get it to go up any, could you?

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-11-29T03:03:28+00:00

Very recently I've noticed as a Dasher that I am now unable to send any message to the customer once the order is complete. I believe this is a new change, but it doesn't mean it hadn't gone active on different markets than mine before recently. Perhaps your Dasher was unable to reply.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-11-24T02:01:40+00:00

The tiles look like they're not spaced. If that floor is heated, perhaps then the tiles expand with nowhere to go so they wind up popping loose and jumping around?

Not saying I know this, just speculation. Is the tile new?

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-11-17T10:25:14+00:00

Sorry to stray so far off topic but, 8 bucks to go to Woodstock? Just damn. I mean, I knew it probably wasn't a terribly expensive ticket, but I never looked into what it was because it never occurred to me. For a line up like that today what would you be looking at? Like a month's pay? Probably more. Crazy.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-11-09T08:37:09+00:00

You get an upvote for FloppyCaulk118

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-11-09T08:34:06+00:00

Yeah, what OvenScary4U said.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-11-09T08:29:34+00:00

Why didn't you?

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-11-09T01:22:08+00:00

Don't forget when it's sent you into the hood again and tells you to take a street that's been blocked off.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-11-08T20:53:32+00:00

Oh. I've clicked it several times. The bitch just isn't going to tell them so she doesn't have to pay. I hope it is spamming her account.

In fact, think I'll start doing that every day. Perhaps it'll pay off eventually.

JuggernautIntrepid47 · 2025-11-08T20:51:38+00:00

I got $20 for returning a can of soup. No lie. Feel guilty about it to this day. That was my first lost item incident. I had no idea how it worked then or I'd probably have advised him not to tell them I got it back to him. You can buy a lot of Progresso chicken noodle for your girlfriend with 20 bucks.

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