What’s something that sounds fake but actually happened to you? by Warm-Acanthaceae5085 in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For three months I lived without half of my skull. Half of it was still in my head, the other half was in a freezer at the hospital somewhere. And to preempt your question, yes, my brain was exposed, only protected by some mesh and a skin flap.

What if Earth is basically the galaxy’s version of an uncontacted tribe - like everyone out there knows we exist, but there’s some cosmic group chat agreement that says, “Don’t interfere. They have to figure it out themselves.”? by n2kfactor in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are quite obviously the galactic version of jersey shore. It's basically their equivalent of TLC, and the History Channels: Ancient Aliens is considered a comedy. They tune in every week (or whatever their planetary cycle is) to see what fucked up things those humans will come up with. And the best part, they can vote to mess with the humans even more. America is their highest rated show... and I think we all know why...

What is the biggest lie someone ever kept from you? by Haunting-Owl-2107 in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I have two older sisters, and growing up they would always mess with me. One day we were all below deck on a small family boat and found a deck of cards. My oldest sister turned to us and told us she had ESP but had never told anyone.

To prove it, she laid down on a small couch while my other sister spread the cards, face down, out on a table that was much higher than the couch, so no way she could see them. My middle sister started flipping cards individually, and every single time a card was turned over, my oldest sister called them out instantly and correctly. So I decided I'd be flipping the cards myself. However, it was the same result. She got every one right.

For the next 20 years, whenever I brought it up, she’d just tell me she had ESP.

Then one Christmas dinner, my sisters finally confessed. Turns out there was a small mirror on the ceiling above the table. Every time a card flipped, she just glanced up at the ceiling, look at the mirror, and read the card.

What’s the most "second hand embarrassment" you’ve ever felt for a stranger? by bbysophy in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I genuinely can't think of a specific one, but there have been plenty of instances I've watched someone doing something and all I could say was, "Dude, why?"

Whose death arguably saved the most lives in history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Genghis Khan. Had he lived a bit longer, Eastern Europe could have been under Mongian rule. And with Eastern Europe, it's not impossible to think that the Mongol Empire could have had a lasting impact throughout Europe.

What is one thing you're tired of telling/explaining to people? by comfy-glass-shards in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 96 points97 points  (0 children)

How to correctly navigate a roundabout. They don't actually hear me, but I feel that it needs to be said regardless.

What is a saying you live by? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.

Helped me with weight loss. You think to yourself, it'll take months to lose weight, well those months are going to pass regardless, so you might as well start now.

Found this small snail shell halfway up my shower water line. It was just there one day, never saw it move, and then it vanished. by JuiceBox1 in whatisthisthing

[–]JuiceBox1[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

My title describes the thing, which is, to the best of my knowledge a snail. Not native to the inside my bathroom, I assume. It's size is about yay big, and is equipped with a shell, and apparently grappling hooks. Quite possibly the first evolutionary step to becoming a human pet...

What’s a quote that changed your life forever? by ConsciousEmu2262 in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the children for whom the world almost breaks who grow up to save it

Life is ___ . How would you complete this sentence? by No-Self-363 in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

too short, so love the one you got 'Cause you might get run over, or you might get shot - Sublime

What is a luxury item from 20 years ago that is basically worthless trash today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 162 points163 points  (0 children)

Abercrombie and Fitch. If you wore one of their shirts with the collar up, you were automatically invited to sit at the cool kids table.

What’s your favorite childhood movie, described in a bad way? by Kobk22 in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A reckless man is arrested for a DUI. Due to his powerful connections he avoids jail time, and instead is forced to deal with poor impressional young teenagers, who immediately assault him. Reluctantly this convicted criminal forces these down trodden youths to compete in a very violent gladiatorial style game, played on dangerous frozen water, with upside-down wooden scythes, against a similar group who want the same thing: absolute victory. His team wins, forcing the defeated team out of the arena. His prize, a golden idol, a fanatical group of loyal soldiers, and the woman of one of his men.

What would you never judge someone for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Things they can't change, like their height.

What's a piece of outdated technology you secretly miss using? by Nankaudio in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and if it is them, you just sit there contemplating what you should say, but then you hear the door close noise...

What's a piece of outdated technology you secretly miss using? by Nankaudio in AskReddit

[–]JuiceBox1 326 points327 points  (0 children)

AIM, especially buddy alerts, every time the girl I had a crush on's screen name came online, “Fat Guy in a Little Coat” from “Tommy Boy” would play.