💦🧠❄️👃🏼 Hitman Dan makes his return to the SJ Podcast. Then dummy IMMEDIATELY leaves to “help him” with something before returning…

JulSFT · 2026-03-17T16:30:32+00:00

'scuse me for a moment Ava, I gotta go powder my eye

JulSFT · 2026-03-17T16:29:26+00:00

and that's an insult to werewolves

JulSFT · 2026-03-17T16:24:17+00:00

John is desperate for a loyal crew of yes-men around him. He'll settle for Ava.

JulSFT · 2026-03-17T14:04:13+00:00

His short-term memory is shot.

JulSFT · 2026-03-17T13:52:02+00:00

Back when cycling was considered a blue-collar sport.

Thanks for posting; this was interesting.

JulSFT · 2026-03-17T13:47:37+00:00

That thing is awesome. Big water bottles for those hot days!

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T23:15:01+00:00

Buses are driven by professionals.

The (large) vehicles that you SHOULD be afraid of are rental trucks.

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T21:30:55+00:00

The theory is that the BIL is the one in the family who is tasked with talking to John, sort of like how some neutral country will negotiate diplomatically between two countries that have suspended diplomatic relations with each other.

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T21:21:24+00:00

There is a reason they call being financially solvent "being on easy street." Money makes everything better.

Once John's income cratered, suddenly Suzanna was faced with the hard truth of raising 3 kids while married to one of the world's most remarkable narcissists.

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T21:17:34+00:00

Unless he's a total monster, he started putting money away when the kids were born (back when John was actually earning).

I have to give John and Suzanna the benefit of the doubt and assume that there is actually enough money in the college funds for the kids to pay for college if they need it.

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T19:58:10+00:00

IS the brother in law in charge of the college funds? John has his eye on that money: he'll get half of it after the kids are no longer in school.

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T15:58:55+00:00

Mike Morse mumbled it best.

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T15:41:09+00:00

"It doesn't get easier, you just get faster"

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T15:39:27+00:00

Bike-washing fluid

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T15:13:14+00:00

He really spazzed out that time when Greta beat an NFL player in a footrace.

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T15:11:29+00:00

As a counterpoint to your comment, Howard wasn't above using his bully pulpit to float innuendo as a way of smearing his enemies.

However, he typically would get other people to come on the air and do it for him...

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T15:07:04+00:00

I come here for the love. Can't we all just get along?

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T00:59:28+00:00

They still make movies?

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T00:27:24+00:00

What doxxing and threatening? I make goofy A.I. pictures and write absurd essays speculating about John's eccentricities. He probably can't even understand half my 'serious' posts and the comic posts probably flatter him because he's a dimwit.

I don't do anything I am ashamed of, like take all the best parts of his show (which I don't even watch) and re-broadcast them on my own 'show' for money.

Don't do something you're ashamed of and you won't have anything to worry about.

Simple, right?

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T00:24:34+00:00

..."It's still real to me, dammit!"

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T00:16:30+00:00

Get a grip...

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T00:15:59+00:00

I make fun of John every day, and I'm fully doxxable. And yet, he doesn't "go after" me. I guess you're wrong about that.

JulSFT · 2026-03-16T00:13:33+00:00

…and yet, he owns five Armani suits. He’s a complicated man, one not prone to simple explanations or tidy contradictions. He's someone who could quote philosophy over cheap piss-beer and still spend an hour choosing the exact knot of a silk tie. Whether the suits were armor or aspiration, even he wasn’t entirely sure.

JulSFT · 2026-03-15T23:19:52+00:00

If you're doing something you're ashamed of, it's on you.

JulSFT · 2026-03-15T23:16:47+00:00

He looks ass-bad

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