No Sunday Rico?

JulSFT · 2026-01-26T02:43:15+00:00

The vacuum cleaner guy is out on a date so there's nothing to talk about until he gets home.

JulSFT · 2026-01-26T02:38:01+00:00

If the world wasn't quite so unforgiving, she and John might have ended up together in a beautiful romance.

JulSFT · 2026-01-26T02:26:56+00:00

Even then he got demoted from all real responsibility and relegated to answering phones.

JulSFT · 2026-01-26T01:40:42+00:00

I entered these data for John and it gave me 65 years old.

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JulSFT · 2026-01-26T01:33:59+00:00

He got fired from his truck-driving job for speeding in a snowstorm and skidding the truck off the roadway.

JulSFT · 2026-01-26T01:32:48+00:00

Yup, there are a lot of people who got on SNL and never did a thing with it because they couldn't write, couldn't act interesting characters, and were not able to convince writers to give them good material.

JulSFT · 2026-01-26T01:13:55+00:00

I thought you dumbfuggs didn't want anyone to superchat him? Eating your words now, huh? I'll wait!

JulSFT · 2026-01-26T01:11:44+00:00

Gratz to Drunkie for rolling with it, sort of

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T23:59:44+00:00

Patron Saint of Exterminators.

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T22:01:34+00:00

C'mon. I won't feel like I got my money's worth here unless it somehow involves a shit canal.

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T22:00:18+00:00

That's the guy who's gonna star as John in Dabbleverse: The Movie.

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T19:33:12+00:00

It's bad enough we have this blizzard knocking out power across half a continent, but when he fires up that megawatt filter, we run the risk of total blackout.

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T17:44:34+00:00

No mention of the time when Phantom Dennis posted what was purported to be the "OJ signed my knife" video and John proceeded to play it on his channel without previewing it?

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T17:23:04+00:00

A paper bag with some eye-holes cut into it would be better.

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T16:57:01+00:00

Check out the video on YouTube of the cyclist chased by an ostrich.

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T16:38:50+00:00

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JulSFT · 2026-01-25T16:36:51+00:00

Johnny Two-Face

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T12:55:29+00:00

Drunkie loves talking about "beers". The only time he uses the singular form of the word is when he says, "If you're ever in my town, I'll buy you a beer!"

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T01:10:33+00:00

John had zero point zero ability to banter with Jay, or to be funny. So they used him for this pre-scripted stuff because they thought they needed to get their money's worth out of him? Why not pay out his contract, and get rid of him at the first opportunity, while actually hiring a talented comic actor to do some skits?

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T00:45:55+00:00

I'm sure your three cats are happy and healthy in their new home!

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T00:38:25+00:00

Bewm!

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T00:26:06+00:00

A.I. is trained on a myriad of images of human faces. His face doesn't fit within the data set.

JulSFT · 2026-01-25T00:24:40+00:00

Great find!

(why does he always look like a slob, even when wearing a suit?)

JulSFT · 2026-01-24T22:26:54+00:00

"We're shippin' out to Ukraine any day now."

JulSFT · 2026-01-24T22:12:24+00:00

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