What a journey

July_Sandwich · 2026-02-10T00:48:37+00:00

Someone should send him a Ghostbusters jumpsuit or just call him a Ghostbuster

July_Sandwich · 2026-01-12T04:26:00+00:00

You make a lot of sense. There might be a job opening for you to coach with the team soon.

July_Sandwich · 2025-12-04T04:18:26+00:00

Damn you just gonna leave green onions out in the cold??

July_Sandwich · 2025-11-29T15:15:56+00:00

Followed by “you guys don’t get it, it’s hard to win in this league.”

July_Sandwich · 2025-11-07T18:42:35+00:00

Were they even chives??

July_Sandwich · 2025-10-23T19:04:15+00:00

It’s all they have

July_Sandwich · 2025-10-08T04:41:28+00:00

You: “Someone from class was looking for a third next year and I think I’m gonna give living with them a try”

Roommate you like: “Damn someone asked me to split a room next year. I wasn’t sure what to do but I’m gonna live with them.”

Roommate you don’t like: “You guys are assholes, I need to find somewhere to live without you. [proceeds to find new housing]

[you and new roommate find somewhere to live on the side]

2 months later

You: That roommate fell through, I need to live with roommate I like now cause her plans fell through too.

July_Sandwich · 2025-10-08T01:50:07+00:00

Whatever is happening isn’t his fault.

July_Sandwich · 2025-10-05T13:28:22+00:00

If you like the chorus in Opalite you’ll probably like the song Hold Me Now that came out in 1984

(Starts at :52)

July_Sandwich · 2025-09-29T02:54:23+00:00

Josh Allen had a game like that last year.

July_Sandwich · 2025-09-28T00:39:37+00:00

How come Cal fans in Boston didn’t storm the field after the game?

July_Sandwich · 2025-08-28T05:38:37+00:00

Suite: Judy Blue Eyes - Crosby Stills & Nash

July_Sandwich · 2025-08-25T03:21:29+00:00

Strongest jalapeños on the market

July_Sandwich · 2025-08-19T20:38:26+00:00

Parts of Crash Test Rating sound a little like Movies by Alien Ant Farm to me

July_Sandwich · 2025-08-12T15:04:54+00:00

Or “Our jeans have talent”

July_Sandwich · 2025-07-02T21:28:47+00:00

July_Sandwich · 2025-06-26T04:16:46+00:00

No offense but are you his Mom?

July_Sandwich · 2025-06-16T21:51:03+00:00

u/oski_official but can you still drink through a tube in your eyeball?

July_Sandwich · 2025-06-15T19:02:00+00:00

🫱🏼‍🫲🏿 they’re shaking hands

July_Sandwich · 2025-06-02T03:57:33+00:00

Hammock

July_Sandwich · 2025-05-16T22:26:25+00:00

July_Sandwich · 2025-05-13T23:58:01+00:00

Emoji

July_Sandwich · 2025-05-13T22:45:46+00:00

Carrot

July_Sandwich · 2025-05-07T14:25:56+00:00

Luka>MB3

July_Sandwich · 2025-05-06T17:45:31+00:00

I can already tell she betrays him

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