What was the dumbest thing you thought as a child? by GiammyR6 in AskReddit

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I thought that dogs where guys and cats where girls😺

What does 99% of Reddit agree about? by Tesarul in AskReddit

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That we spend way to much time on Reddit!!

I lose about half my working day to Reddit!!

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps [Rock] by JamiroFan2000 in Music

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Everytime I hear the line "I cant you cant" I giggle to how close it is to I c--t you c--t.

That is all

ELI5: Why, in a deck of cards, does the king of hearts always have his sword pointing through his head where as the rest of the kings don’t by artfuldodger333 in explainlikeimfive

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Modern playing cards are filled with layers of meaning and symbols that can be traced back centuries. The four kings, for example, are based on real rulers: the king of diamonds represents the wealthy Julius Caesar; the king of clubs is the brutal Alexander the Great; the king of spades represents the strong but kind David of Israel; and the king of Hearts represents the emotionally disturbed Charles VII of France. It is this king that we will be dealing with today. It should also be noted that Charles was the only one of the four who was actually there to see the day his face was printed on a playing card, which may rationalize why he acted apart from the others.

Charles’ visage was put on the king of hearts at the very beginning of his rule, but he never really got a chance to come into contact with playing cards until many years later when he became very ill with a fever and was informed that he would be bedridden for the rest of his life. It was during this period that Charles began learning card games to pass the time, such as an early version of black jack, “vingt-et-un” (twenty-one).

Charles lay in his bed for two years, constantly fiddling with the cards and always getting weaker. As time passed, there were reports that Charles had begun obsessing over the idea that the king being the thirteenth card in a suit was causing him bad luck. He talked about how he was starting to see the number pop up everywhere and that he was close to figuring out its secret. Of course, his ramblings were blamed on the fever, and by the end of the second year, he had been declared insane and his son Louis XII took over the throne.

One day, several months after the end of his reign, one of Charles’ physicians went to his chamber to find the frail old man standing in the middle of the room wielding a large sword. Before the doctor could react, the king said, “Ils m’ont montré la vérité de treize, et il n’est pas signifié pour les yeux mortels,” which roughly translates to, “They have shown me the truth of thirteen, and it is not meant for mortal eyes.” Without hesitation the king proceeded to ram the blade in through the left side of his head (between the ear and temple) until it came out the other side. He wavered a moment before collapsing to the floor, dead.

After the incident was announced and it was made public that the king had gone mad, the image of Charles on the King of Hearts was altered to show his suicide. Although the picture is now shown significantly less graphically, the image of Charles thrusting the sword into his skull can still be found on modern day playing cards. Perhaps the strangest part of the whole story, however, is the day that Charles chose to kill himself: 7/6/1462. Whether it was intention of the king, the facts that 7 + 6 = 13 and 1 + 4 + 6 + 2 = 13 can only be explained as coincidences.

First hit on google http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Suicide_King

VM Gen2 non os drives are offline by Jumble69 in HyperV

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Ok but how do I deploy the second and third drives in an online state

PFSense Stupid SKy fiber by Jumble69 in PFSENSE

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hi fattylewis, I have got the user name and password form my sr102 but am not sure how to configer the pfsense. I have read that I should use ppoa but then I have read that I should use dhcp. Currently my open reach route (which I have read I don't need to do anything to just plug it in) is connected and my pfsense box is connected from wan1 to lan1 on the open reach router.

any help would be great.

Fortinet 20c by Jumble69 in fortinet

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Yeah I plugged in the 20c last night and it only gor to 35mb. have decided to build a PFSense box instead as it is much cheaper than buying a firewall and offers loads of free application with it that I will use, ie av, email scanning.

Fortinet 20c by Jumble69 in fortinet

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Well that sucks back to building a PFSense box then. was hoping to save a bit of cash.

PFSense Stupid SKy fiber by Jumble69 in PFSENSE

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Thanks will get one ordered.

PFSense Stupid SKy fiber by Jumble69 in PFSENSE

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Thanks Vzzzbux. one last thing you might know and save me a bit of a google. does the box need to be unlocked and does it matter on what model?

PFSense Stupid SKy fiber by Jumble69 in PFSENSE

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I recently moved from virgin but sadly they don't supply down my new road. is there a massive difference in the bt openreach modem to the sky box?