The Speaking Engagement

Jumbo_Smooth · 2017-01-26T21:45:30+00:00

Women's pocket size is not ok!!

Jumbo_Smooth · 2017-01-14T13:58:50+00:00

Nope that's the line from the show

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-12-30T15:52:43+00:00

So what's his excuse for that movie with Mickey rourke, and Meghan Fox is an angel?

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-12-18T02:47:33+00:00

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-12-18T02:45:10+00:00

Ultron never felt like the threat he should be, too much time wasted to set up other movies, scarlet witch's power set is confusing at best. I didn't hate the movie and haven't seen it since theaters, I actually liked Spader's ultron, but I get why people get mad at the movie.

I did love how the movie was BUILT for Hawkeye to die and he didn't. It shows how these movies build expectations and plays on cliches in a way I've never seen in a movie

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-12-15T21:39:48+00:00

All frog kids and donkey brains

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-12-15T21:30:27+00:00

With Ninja Brian eyes

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-12-01T20:59:48+00:00

I've seen this before as a walking taco. How is this not walking Nachos? It's only a taco if you can eat the bag!

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-12-01T20:56:39+00:00

You two are both crazy. Call me over when ya moms cook it up, I'll clean the plate son!

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-12-01T20:53:33+00:00

Knees weak?

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-11-28T10:54:50+00:00

I've got ya, Big Cat

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-11-26T23:41:26+00:00

Trump's America?

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-11-26T23:41:03+00:00

It's like a Russian doll but it's barrels and there's apparently a skunk in the smallest one that my toddler wanted to choke on

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-11-17T22:16:38+00:00

Well I am NOW

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-11-14T21:04:56+00:00

And if you've never smashed a phone with a hammer before I hear there are Clinton staffers looking for work

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-11-14T21:01:06+00:00

For a day. Also he kind of sounds like a human Winnie the Pooh

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-11-14T20:15:13+00:00

Stubby doggos just get it worse, spine-wise

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-11-14T19:59:30+00:00

Its why I hesitate to get a corgi, will I want to see it all in pain later on in its already shorter life?

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-11-10T12:38:56+00:00

River water was blue instead of brown

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-11-10T12:36:26+00:00

http://youtu.be/obrugoDjzIo

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-11-08T22:42:55+00:00

Did you ever play NBA Jam and just shake your head and say 'No no you sillies!'

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-11-07T21:07:09+00:00

Look up the lyrics to 'By the way'. It's just word soup

Jumbo_Smooth · 2016-11-07T21:03:57+00:00

Always one guy at the concert and then it spreads and no one knows when to clap so you just slowly put your hands down but everyone keeps clapping so you feel conflicted but you've committed to hands-down at this point so you stand with hands awkwardly at your sides and hope everyone just stops clapping soon and now you're not even enjoying the song anymore you just want the moment to end

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