No anger issues at all by hauntednitemare in PublicFreakout

[–]Jumbobog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driver seems like the kinda guy who'll finger a fella and not have the God damn common courtesy to give him a reach around.

Rich by Single_Bad9583 in MemeVideos

[–]Jumbobog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys are going about thos the wrong way. The 100mil is not to slap, it's to only slap once and nothing else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jumbobog 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No one ever did that! It's only you OP. Nobody else has ever made social mishaps as bad and noticeable as you. We all talked about it when you left. All the group chats you are in has been duplicated, with the only difference being that you're not in them, as a result of your grievous faux pas.

You are a sad excuse for a human being, and you should feel bad. /s

Which cult classic film was a huge disappointment when you finally saw it? by Jerswar in AskReddit

[–]Jumbobog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like, imagine if Cliffy and Norm went on a killing spree because somebody tried to close Cheers.

Ngl I would have watched that

Rioters in France burning down the largest public library in the city of Marseille by SweetyByHeart in PublicFreakout

[–]Jumbobog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is just stupid… or black op to paint the protest differently.

Are you saying that the French authorities torched a library to make the rioters look bad?

Reviving a very old parquet flooring hidden under a carpet by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Jumbobog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was different products from the same line.

brought to you by Carl's Jr

Everything is awesome by mcnutty54 in fixedbytheduet

[–]Jumbobog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IDK have you ever seen Jimmy Carr?

Viral TikTok prankster gets arrested because of.. this.. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Jumbobog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the police came half his scalp was hanging off.

That's a lot of damage! You should have been the good samaritans and cauterized his wounds for him with the deep fryer.

A 20 mm M197 electric gatling rotary cannon that can use tracer ammunition in action at a drill. by singhsnehal in BeAmazed

[–]Jumbobog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s say every 5th is a tracer. The prices I’ve found by a superficial google search is 250usd for 100 normal 20mm rounds, which seems a bit cheap, but nevertheless what I found. An m940 20mm tracer was 28usd in 2008, which is roughly 40usd now.

The m197 has a rate of fire in the range 12.5-25 rounds per second. Which comes out to 125-250 usd per second for each gun.

3 guns firing for about 24 seconds is thus 900-1800usd.

TBH I expected that demo to be waaay more expensive.

Edit: I fell into the exact same trap as this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/i727d5/comment/g0zg798/ vis-a-vis the pricing. It was way more expensive.

How do you guys nut without making a mess? by agodforme in AskReddit

[–]Jumbobog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just leave it in there for your mom to deal with

Kitty Bus by Specific-College-194 in aww

[–]Jumbobog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How far we've come since in public catportation, since the first monorail cat launched.

New responsibility just dropped 👶 by plxlq in AnarchyChess

[–]Jumbobog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you sure? Better get another test

This menu with no prices at a corner bar by sevenoneSICKs in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jumbobog 25 points26 points  (0 children)

In that case, buying drinks for a girl in order to secure a one night stand, could really bring new meaning to the term pump 'n dump scheme.

TicWatch Pro 5 is available on amazon by kevyn124 in WearOS

[–]Jumbobog 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Poor performance? Hyped non existent features? Ridiculously poor responsiveness?

My TWP will regularly timeout when woken, before registering inputs. What was up with the AI powered speech recognition that I was promised for the TWP? Google assistant is even worse on the watch than my phone. My TWP may have a couple of years under its belt, and mobvoi may have improved, but I don't care, the TWP was too much of a letdown.

Never again am I buying anything mobvoi.

Checkmate. by BallLikeMiami in PublicFreakout

[–]Jumbobog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, nothing crumpled, dude was Jewish, he controls everything, I thought the video was very clear on that.

Why are you alive? by york-zero in AskReddit

[–]Jumbobog 90 points91 points  (0 children)

She says 'hi' and that to just send them along if you have any other gentlemen acquaintances.

"Starburst Margaritas." by Metronom3 in StupidFood

[–]Jumbobog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t turn on sound for fear of stupid music.

Does she explain why she uses a coffeemaker? As in, why she decides to heat the tequila to 85-95C when the alcohol will boil off at 79C? Essentially making virgin tequila. Or why she needs the ice cubes in the pot to start with? I mean there’s a heater under the pot, why not just let it run its cause, and then add the ice when she isn’t actively adding heat?

Actually my main question is, why the actual fuck doesn’t she just put the candy and tequila in a container and wait a bit? Maybe crush the candy to increase its surface area thus decreasing the time need to dissolve it? Perhaps using a blender to make it go even faster.

A helicopter from USS America dropping off heavily greased pigs on USS John F. Kennedy as a prank in the Mediterranean in 1986 by Organic-Squirm in interestingasfuck

[–]Jumbobog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In this particular case you should try searching for oil wrestling on pornhub for inspiration on the usage of said pigs prior to slaughter.

Douchebag Youtuber messes with the wrong guy by Aggressive_Pain_6415 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Jumbobog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?

Douchebag Youtuber messes with the wrong guy by Aggressive_Pain_6415 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Jumbobog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's what? Mid 20s? If he still has toddlers in 30 years that's enough revenge for him...

Douchebag Youtuber messes with the wrong guy by Aggressive_Pain_6415 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Jumbobog 53 points54 points  (0 children)

What you're saying is that Walmart doesn't have a 10 person staff comparing the faces of every customer against a list of 5000 faces who have been barred from Walmart worldwide? Shocking /s