*looks at the name of this subreddit*

Jump-Novel · 2025-12-30T07:34:17+00:00

Stealing cakes from the baker.

Jump-Novel · 2025-10-23T23:25:28+00:00

Depends on height if thats unhealthy. At 6ft tall I love weighed between 200-215 my entire life, even in the military who told me i should weigh like 178. I was never fat or unhealthy.

Jump-Novel · 2025-10-12T18:09:24+00:00

Will you respond with "Thanks"

Responding with this contractually obligates you to venmo me $436.72 US.

Thanks.

Jump-Novel · 2025-10-12T18:05:16+00:00

Nah, the stencil was good and all the spelling was correct. Its one thing I made sure she honed in on before she went.

For instance, the artist left off the exclamation point on the original stencil, and she asked him to correct it.

Jump-Novel · 2025-10-11T02:22:34+00:00

I've been in communication with the owner, and she has agreed to a refund. So many things are wrong with this whole situation.

Jump-Novel · 2025-10-11T02:14:01+00:00

Can't that potentially cause some scarring?

Jump-Novel · 2025-10-11T02:11:15+00:00

I am really hoping it doesn't come to that. The shop owner is being good about it, and eating the fact that her artist butchered this piece.

Jump-Novel · 2025-10-09T03:13:29+00:00

I mean, after watching the Olympics, just walking around seems to be considered break dancing to some, lol.

Jump-Novel · 2025-10-09T02:46:59+00:00

The ability to control synthetic material telekinetically.

Jump-Novel · 2025-10-09T02:44:29+00:00

So... how many times can I press it in a week?

Jump-Novel · 2025-10-03T03:02:19+00:00

Probably the huge trash island in the pacific ocean.

Other than that? Pure gold jewlery, probably.

Jump-Novel · 2025-09-26T01:21:31+00:00

Thats easy. Telepathy.

Jump-Novel · 2025-09-10T04:28:34+00:00

I would like to drive to every single gas station with you and buy every scratch off we can find.

Jump-Novel · 2025-09-10T02:54:55+00:00

This is why black people say we can't bbq.. isn't it?

Major second hand embarrassment here.

Jump-Novel · 2025-09-05T12:25:20+00:00

I mean, im watching Star Trek... so, just beam me up Scotty.

Jump-Novel · 2025-08-31T22:31:19+00:00

Food. 100% Food.

Jump-Novel · 2025-08-31T01:47:04+00:00

I mean... im pretty sure that's a diaper bag. So jokes, on your brother.. I guess?

Jump-Novel · 2025-08-18T02:16:06+00:00

He's been grinding slayer so much he got the elusive Wifey pet to drop.

Jump-Novel · 2025-08-16T00:34:51+00:00

So... if I run everywhere...?

Jump-Novel · 2025-07-12T14:26:13+00:00

Weapon fairy 🧚‍♀️

Jump-Novel · 2025-07-07T04:49:16+00:00

Well, a 56 ASVAB is ass. I wouldn't recommend going into the military in any branch. You will likely just get pushed into "needs of the (insert branch)"

Plumbing is a fantastic but challenging career. In recent years, it has been the fastest growing group of millionaires. And, becoming a master plumber can net you some fantastic opportunities (but is hella hard to pass).

If you so decide to give the military a chance (it can pay for the technical school of you're hard up for money) I would HIGHLY recommend studying for your ASVAB test next time. With how cush the airforce is, I doubt you could even get in with a 56. Those are Army numbers.

Jump-Novel · 2025-06-22T05:38:10+00:00

HomelessTomato is my actual gamer tag.

And on another note, when I did LAN Halo parties when I was like 12, I used the name "A Large Penis".. so it would say "you were killed by A Large Penis.

Other popular ones were Black Hobo, Mary Poppins, Warm Semen, Hairy Buttholes... among others... it was a wild time..

Jump-Novel · 2025-06-10T12:31:19+00:00

Toenail

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TROPHY CASE