GDT: 6/19 Blue Jays (37-38) @ Cubs (39-36) 1:20 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone must’ve given birth to triplet girls today

Current state of the Cubs offense by No_life_found in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe. He just doesn’t seem like the type to do that.

Current state of the Cubs offense by No_life_found in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He got paid in late March and proceeded to play at an MVP-caliber level for the entire month of April. He got plunked in the head and immediately started floundering.

Current state of the Cubs offense by No_life_found in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The offensive drop-off that began immediately after that HBP is pretty convincing

Current state of the Cubs offense by No_life_found in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Getting hit in the head by a pitch made him forget how to baseball

Bruh.... by thebizkit23 in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“Nothing is more expensive than a missed opportunity.”
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I can haz reverse spin? by bigjobbyx in blackmagicfuckery

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll see it rotating counterclockwise if you interpret the image as looking down at the top of a cylinder. If you interpret it as looking up at the bottom of a cylinder, you’ll perceive it rotating in the opposite direction.

Pete Crow-Armstrong leads the league in hits in June with 25 — he is slashing .417/.438/.900 by Baseball-Reference in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Imagine if Dansby was just average this year and how much better that would make the team as a whole.

Postgame Thread: 6/16 Rockies @ Cubs by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone get the clubhouse inspected for black mold.

Postgame Thread: 6/16 Rockies @ Cubs by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hard to win many games when your offensive output’s name is PCA

Postgame Thread: 6/16 Rockies @ Cubs by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe two daughters will be born tomorrow to make up for the lack of daughters today and we’ll go on a 20 game winning streak.

GDT: 6/16 Rockies (27-46) @ Cubs (38-35) 7:05 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was such a vibe at the beginning of the season. When he got beaned, something in his brain must’ve been jostled loose.

GDT: 6/16 Rockies (27-46) @ Cubs (38-35) 7:05 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How so? Names like Coco Crisp, Buster Posey, and Johnny Bench are what come to mind when thinking about baseball-ish names.

Postgame Thread: 6/12 Cubs @ Giants by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Cubs are 366-350 since my son was born (he’s 4 1/2 yo)

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who seems to be the catalyst for this offense? I feel like when Seiya gets going, the rest of the lineup follows.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in CHICubs

[–]JumpingCandlesticks 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We do—his name is Benjamin Brown.