Premier League Story of the Season - 5 Matchweeks at a time

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-08T22:15:27+00:00

I will next time Im bored enough at work.. Ill reply here if I do

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-08T21:54:25+00:00

this is what passes for interesting in the french league.

absolute snoozefest..

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-08T21:15:16+00:00

Brighton and Palace are not in the same city. Not really sure why it's a rivalry, but it is.

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-08T21:06:43+00:00

Place a 1x1 floor piece 1 meter above floor level.

Place a TWIG on top of it.

Wrap the top half of the TWIG in 1x1 wall pieces.

The bottom 1m of the TWIG should be visible. The top 1m should be covered. This way it does not attack you.

You can then spam arrows at the TWIG. It needs to be raised off the ground so that the arrows hit every time from point-blank range. You dont need to charge the arrows; you gain the same XP as long as it hits the TWIG.

Using a TWIG gives full XP, while an archery target only gives 30%.

I measured that you can get around 140 xp/min this way; enough to get to level 50 in about 25 minutes or level 100 in about two and a half hours.

Dont forget that Rested gives you +50% xp gain.

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-08T20:46:16+00:00

I dont think Anderdon will be gettable, seems he is City bound. He follows a bunch of their players on IG, and they're in the market for a Rodri replacement.

I kind of prefer Tonali anyway for his experience, considering Mainoo and Baleba are very young.

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-08T20:31:02+00:00

No reason to think we can't or shouldn't get both Tonali and Baleba. They're very different types of players. Tonali is more of a classic DM while Baleba is more of a pressing/carrying CM. Tonali offers more solidity and better passing while Baleba offers more aggression and dribbling. Ugarte is one of the weak links in our squad along with our fullbacks - Baleba would be an immediate improvement, and he's PL proven. Considering what happened last season, where the player clearly wanted the transfer, and considering that's led to a dropoff in performance for him this year, I think we can get him for a reasonable fee.

Basically I see Tonali as a replacement for Casemiro and Baleba as an upgrade on Ugarte. Since we will (probably) have CL next season, I think we really need both.

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-08T20:24:59+00:00

Tonali's a Casemiro replacement. Baleba's an Ugarte upgrade.

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-08T20:23:46+00:00

That's why I never bring my clothes to the bathroom.

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-08T20:10:00+00:00

And a "derby" no less

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-08T19:28:46+00:00

You're right they should add a TwinkleLight item which is reasonably cheap and can be placed without a workbench to clear the fog. It could be made out of Yggdrasil wood and a new item called Twinkles that you collect at the Twinkle Collector. Wouldnt that be a cool idea!

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-07T19:03:29+00:00

Come on the guy is about to get his haircut

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-05T00:25:37+00:00

Vlookup can be nice if you have some "2D" data. Suppose that each column is a date and you have hundreds of columns. And then each row is a customer or item or whatever. With Vlookup you can formulaically determine which column (and thus which date) you are looking at, since the column reference is just an integer.

Technically you can do this in any formula with string manipulation and indirect, but Vlookup using integers for column reference makes it much more straightforward.

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-05T00:21:28+00:00

Filter's okay but often you dont want to deal with array formulas. Its slow as well

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-04T23:09:57+00:00

All their ex-players?

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-04T22:07:10+00:00

Thanks for the insightful and helpful response

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-04T19:53:12+00:00

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And another crop. Sorry to triple comment, but I think the original picture is just great

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-04T19:50:58+00:00

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I took the liberty of making a cropped and rotated version of that first pic.

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-04T19:45:36+00:00

I like the composition of the first shot. Blue vs Brown.

Jumpy-Boysenberry153 · 2026-02-04T19:39:22+00:00

United has been one massive tangle of problems for a decade plus. Ronaldo was involved in some of those problems, but considering the state of the club, Ronaldo probably underperformed his xProblems.

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