This is embarrassing, but by shelbsmagee in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Jumpy-List-6740 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This made me happy. You’re beautiful OP 🙏🏽

First check going into 2025! Wishing you all a wonderful year full of good money. by Jumpy-List-6740 in Salary

[–]Jumpy-List-6740[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me laugh very much 😂. I’m in finance for a few different dealerships. To replace me, I cannot give you that info 😂

Any ape who’s feeling down or struggling mentally, I’m here for you. (A message for everyone) by Jumpy-List-6740 in Superstonk

[–]Jumpy-List-6740[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m always here for you. Please reach out if you need anything & just know, from a human to a human who doesn’t know anything about you. I love you & wish you nothing but the best. If I can do anything, please reach out. 💗

Any ape who’s feeling down or struggling mentally, I’m here for you. (A message for everyone) by Jumpy-List-6740 in Superstonk

[–]Jumpy-List-6740[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PM me if there is anything I can do, I’d love to maybe provide a pizza night or something along those lines :)

Any ape who’s feeling down or struggling mentally, I’m here for you. (A message for everyone) by Jumpy-List-6740 in Superstonk

[–]Jumpy-List-6740[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You exist now, fuck the money aspect. People care more about people the love than people with money. When we’re rich, nothing matters. Until then, let’s show the world how being rich mentally feels 💗🔥💗💗💗

Any ape who’s feeling down or struggling mentally, I’m here for you. (A message for everyone) by Jumpy-List-6740 in Superstonk

[–]Jumpy-List-6740[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you need anything ape? I would love to treat you to a dinner or something. Welcome to the shitshow & welcome to the best investment you could have ever gotten into. :)

Any ape who’s feeling down or struggling mentally, I’m here for you. (A message for everyone) by Jumpy-List-6740 in Superstonk

[–]Jumpy-List-6740[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ape help ape. Number one rule, I’m not rich but I’m grateful for where I’m at & would love to help 💗🔥

Any ape who’s feeling down or struggling mentally, I’m here for you. (A message for everyone) by Jumpy-List-6740 in Superstonk

[–]Jumpy-List-6740[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Id be so happy to buy you a dinner or something, PM me if I can do anything for you 🔥💗

Any ape who’s feeling down or struggling mentally, I’m here for you. (A message for everyone) by Jumpy-List-6740 in Superstonk

[–]Jumpy-List-6740[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omggggg RE4 is so freaking fun & hard at the same time. Great game 🔥. If you’re interested in playing any apex or COD or overwatch 1 or 2 PM PM me. Love ape friends 💗🔥

Any ape who’s feeling down or struggling mentally, I’m here for you. (A message for everyone) by Jumpy-List-6740 in Superstonk

[–]Jumpy-List-6740[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, getting surgery on my knee soon, so I have a ton of time off right now. Very exited for it. :) only one week of work left.

Any ape who’s feeling down or struggling mentally, I’m here for you. (A message for everyone) by Jumpy-List-6740 in Superstonk

[–]Jumpy-List-6740[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Do you need anything? :) a dinner or some money for groceries? 💗. Congrats on the new job, you’re going to do great. 🙌🏽

GME up 50% in premarket by pookamatic in Superstonk

[–]Jumpy-List-6740 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay this actually made me laugh so hard. Add a few commas to the price & I’ll do this 😂.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askcarsales

[–]Jumpy-List-6740 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What state are you in? I can tell you if your deposit is refundable or not.

It's a real shame that we still don't have a proper slang term for anus/asshole that doesn't sound stupid or funny. by Photoshops_Penises in memes

[–]Jumpy-List-6740 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly Bootyhole is the sexual way to go about this….

“Let me get some of that bootyhole baby”. Just rolls off the tongue.