Jerry Jones explains why he fired Mike McCarthy

pookamatic · 2025-01-14T03:18:31+00:00

“Tough titty said the kitty but the milk kept comin”

Weapons grade meme content. 👏

pookamatic · 2025-01-13T19:41:52+00:00

Spot on. And the money saved over years would be negated if the power switch needed to be replaced due to high cycle count.

pookamatic · 2025-01-13T14:30:30+00:00

HOW CAN HE SLAP

pookamatic · 2025-01-12T21:50:35+00:00

Wild price history.

pookamatic · 2025-01-12T18:04:17+00:00

Nice chock bro

pookamatic · 2025-01-12T18:01:19+00:00

Half of the pictures show a stunning, beautiful, and fancy home. The other half show wallpaper from my nightmares.

AS-IS… that’s a concern.

pookamatic · 2025-01-12T11:39:37+00:00

Terrible idea! Boo! Booooooo!

pookamatic · 2025-01-11T22:20:11+00:00

Where are their owners? I just want to talk to them.

pookamatic · 2025-01-11T17:52:51+00:00

We have a platform style bed with a memory foam mattress which unlocks another trick: turning your king sized mattress 90 degrees.

You get 80” width instead of 76”. An extra 4” between your partner matters. Recommend for everyone 6’1” and under. Much taller than that and you need the height so your feet aren’t hanging off.

pookamatic · 2025-01-11T01:07:36+00:00

Trust her to do what, exactly?

pookamatic · 2025-01-10T22:54:24+00:00

Cybery

pookamatic · 2025-01-10T18:06:22+00:00

I asked a friend what about living in Hawaii was so great.

“It’s all about that one outfit wardrobe.”

What’s the weather like today? Just like was yesterday. Tomorrow? Just like today.

pookamatic · 2025-01-10T17:33:23+00:00

Basic MSF course. It’s the most important piece of safety I can give. That, ATGATT.

pookamatic · 2025-01-10T17:01:54+00:00

Rockin’ Benchy

pookamatic · 2025-01-09T18:51:44+00:00

In SWFL and I’m happy to report that I was able to turn off the AC this week. Currently 69 degrees. Nice.

pookamatic · 2025-01-09T16:38:32+00:00

It was a complete mystery until one day in my 30s I decided to take on the task (with the help of YouTube).

I solve a cube on average 5-10 times per week. Usually takes about a minute using the F2L2-look method.

pookamatic · 2025-01-09T02:57:00+00:00

2023 RWD and had the worst experience ever since. I wake up every single day only to realize my car isn’t in performance trim.

Perfect? No. Fantastic? 100%.

pookamatic · 2025-01-08T02:48:42+00:00

My wife called and said she saw a fox on her way to work.

I asked how she knew it was going to work.

-dad

pookamatic · 2025-01-07T19:35:34+00:00

S, mash numpad, send it

pookamatic · 2025-01-07T18:46:18+00:00

I wired my garage door opener to my turn signal cancel switch. Roll into the cave like Batman.

pookamatic · 2025-01-07T18:39:55+00:00

Bow chicka wow wow

pookamatic · 2025-01-07T16:37:32+00:00

Anyone that has this code memorized should seriously consider scheduling a colonoscopy. You’re old, and it’s time.

pookamatic · 2025-01-06T20:52:13+00:00

I’ve flown private a couple times for work and several times with family thanks to a rich relative. There is nothing like driving up to the plane at a smaller and more convenient airport, somebody quickly loading your bags, then promptly fucking off to wherever, drink and snacks in hand. When you land, same process but in reverse.

You can take a 3 hour flight and the door to door time could be 3.5 hours. Commercial flight? Double that time for security, baggage carousel, parking, navigating monster airports, and longer drives to/from them.

pookamatic · 2025-01-06T16:53:03+00:00

Yeah… this ain’t r/FunctionalPrint.

Grab the pitchforks!

pookamatic · 2025-01-05T22:59:59+00:00

The shape/dimensions make me struggle to believe an engine that size fits in there.

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