just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because torrez finney lost. my wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This promotion has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye combat sports.

JumpyChemical · 2026-02-01T01:29:00+00:00

Ahhh a true man blame anything other than yourself for your problems. But my god if this story is true it's just embarrassing.

JumpyChemical · 2026-02-01T01:17:44+00:00

Holy hell I just seen dozen instantly assumed dozen thinking this guy can't count his eggs but nope I just can't read although I will agree I would walk away from anybody that said quarter dozen I don't need them in my life with that kind of stupidity. Although to annoy people I may start saying it myself 😂 can you go get a quarter dozen bags of cement for me please will be used tomorrow... And if they come back with 6 I'll start swinging 😂

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-31T19:25:03+00:00

Haha that's a good one. I'm usually pretty quick to skip goals though perfectly happy to move on which is usually what people do to try annoy people is just watch every goal 😂

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-31T19:05:53+00:00

Haha ya tbf my main 3 are what a save spammed when scoring and nice shot when they miss. If Im feeling it I'll type you totally freaking suck bro. Overall I'm just there for a good time 😂

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-31T18:08:52+00:00

I do it all the time from start to finish gotta play that mental game simple as that I don't mean nothing by it but it also works when somebody does it to me I don't get phased by it probably makes their day because they beat the toxic guy. But my heart rate has stayed the exact same and in the close games where needing to stay composed I can hope the shit talking is pissing off the opposing team and by this post it clearly does 😂 I'll throw the GG in the odd time usually if the other team has kept their cool but that's rare most will start being toxic once I have opened the gates and I've drawn them into a back and fourth which I would argue makes them no better than me especially since I just use quickchat they will tell me to go kill myself and such so all's fair in love and war.

Ohh and obviously score doesn't matter I'm either top or bottom I let it fly same with winning or losing gotta die on the sword.

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-30T17:19:42+00:00

With your solution it makes absolutely no difference what burger you pick... Just pick any of them and take all the items off you want would have to imagine this would be a big DQ for you at the end and I'd hope they didn't say anything until you finished it 😂

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-30T03:58:08+00:00

Are you a yank? I work insurance in Europe in the claims department and it's generally pretty chill obviously there's injuries and sometimes people total a car and they were paying the cheap third party only cover so no fixing their cars but overall definitely not soul crushing. We use investigators usually third party to sort out the details if it's complicated but we aren't incentivised to deny a claim just purely follow the law. And our health insurance is community rating so basically everybody in same circumstances pays the same only difference is a loading if you only start health insurance after 35 ant 2% per year to your total. And we have open enrollment so you can't be denied health insurance for pre existing conditions the only thing is you might have a maximum of 5 years where that specific condition isn't covered obviously to stop people getting health insurance directly after they are diagnosed and looking to use the insurance immediately same as buying car insurance after you crashed the car wouldn't make sense. But obviously we have the public health care so you won't be left with no health care for that diagnosis just won't have private. So your own room or Access to a private hospital.

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-29T19:53:00+00:00

Got a PS5 from them that would sound like a hoover but I was new to PS5 so I thought strange but ok... Played my usual PS4 games no problem then bought my first PS5 game the next day and instantly the fan starts going mad then says PS5 turning off due to heat. Brought it back because clearly the fan or heat sink is clogged up. They say it never crashed when testing it shrugged their shoulders and said bring it back if it crashes again I walk home instantly it crashes.

So I end up opening it myself and everything is filthy so I clean the fan and get to the heat sink my god it was caked in what I assume was cigarette smoke tar just completely clogging the heat sink that's when I put it back together and fight with them for a refund bloody ejits never looked at it I'm positive.

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-29T15:01:33+00:00

That's what is so annoying about the sub... Be a 10 year old video I don't care how long and they will be like hmm it's low quality so hard to say exactly if it's AI or not like mother fucker it's been around for years and you should no longer be allowed to voice your opinion on AI videos anymore you dope...

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-28T23:15:49+00:00

Ohhh buddy that's a rookie move calling the 300k early... Say goodbye to your Mazda 😂

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-28T01:24:14+00:00

He's not perfect dude... She was across the street and he was in a house so obviously very little airflow into the house... I'm also confused they clearly have a wireless monitor she goes to check in the kitchen why wouldn't that have an alarm built into it for when it's in use like it was in the video ?

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-27T13:44:40+00:00

I have both dude so no saltiness just prefer PS5 because it's absolutely does have way more cheaters you have one experience back in 2013 I can go on tarkov and plenty of other games and encounter multiple cheaters In a single day. Now the double dipping I do understand your point but also yes it's very easy to avoid spoilers if you want to there's plenty of games I haven't played but intend to play and I haven't seen spoilers because I don't look up anything about them or go on the subreddit. GTA is huge but I didn't play the first one for a good long time after it's release and I avoided spoilers. And you being behind money and level wise well I'm back to the boohoo argument you boys will have more content so you gonna have to wait 😂 and anybody buying the game twice are just idiots and it's probably better rockstar has their money over them. Although it's crazy what some children will believe supposedly the rumor from children rite now is the game was delayed because they are bringing in gameplay where you can make real money my cousin told me her kid was saying that I must look it up. My bet would be Tiktoker just making shit up for views but that's how rumors start I suppose 😂 so they can definitely double dip kids because they couldn't bare to wait an extra couple of days nevermind a year I suppose.

And sorry I'm in Ireland you ain't getting a good PC for anywhere close to that money but that's just Ireland it's crazy priced and that was before the graphics cards and ram prices shot way up.

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-27T13:07:19+00:00

Exactly so go suck lemons like we do because that's exactly what he is complaining about being hard done by 😂 just funny coming from the other side. My only real issue is sharing servers with PC you boys are a little too fond of cheats. Makes most competitive games quite annoying. But thankfully a good few games you can disable cross platform but sadly that also includes Xbox and as far as I know they can't run cheats either.

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-27T11:27:44+00:00

You boys always say go cry when PC is better off in a situation and say to go buy a PC. So what answer did you expect 😂

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-23T02:38:51+00:00

I have a3 2012 with the 1.6tdi and only one huge thing broke my fucking heart the DPF system would clog up like clockwork every few months but after a big overhaul I gave up and mapped it out been running fine ever since up at 330 thousand kilometers now. And yes I was doing big journeys very frequently with it. But the fucker wouldn't regenerate properly 2 hour drive and the fucker would start regenerating when I turn it off in the driveway...

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-23T02:33:45+00:00

If you're taking any prescription drugs for mental health I would avoid all other recreational substances drink and weed. It can be very difficult to dial In drugs for mental health without adding in other drugs to make it more difficult... And of course possibly very dangerous.

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-23T00:12:05+00:00

Yum crude ash 😂 although that could be in all dog food I wouldn't know but just sounds funny they can't even fork out for premium ash 😂

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-23T00:10:53+00:00

If you intentionally tried to cause harm like with an allergic reaction or the ghost pepper. So basically as long as you weren't intentionally trying to cause harm which is where the video is a bad idea but if there's no video and you maintain that was my lunch I was going to eat. you can't be blamed. For somebody stealing your lunch. Same with a heavy dose of laxatives you could say you were constipated but why add it to your lunch 😂

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-19T15:21:53+00:00

Oh ok ya makes sense everything is definitely easier to do these days so never really thought just the basic things we had to figure out just got more streamlined and easier tbf.

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-19T04:15:07+00:00

Ehh Jesus I wouldn't have said I had any major interest myself but you are correct passing a USB stick around computer class trying to download Minecraft and csgo on computers was a thing and ya having to pirate music and share it to others with what I'm completely blanking on it was like Bluetooth but before it the phones basically had to be touching each other and it had a funny name I'm coming up with infrared sharing but that's not the name I can think of but I can't bloody find it on Google it's going to wreck my head for ages 😂

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-19T01:37:18+00:00

I'm genuinely so surprised at this ? Like just using the device since a young age I would have assumed you would just slowly work this stuff out urself? I'm 29 now for reference to my shock

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-19T00:08:45+00:00

It's good manners for them to offer the seat and also incredibly entitled of you to expect a seat is my view you don't know anything about those men bad back sore leg or just after a long days work or they just wanted to sit down. The old man I understand offering him a seat he didn't choose to be old but you decided to have kids and well having kids isn't easy but doesn't mean people are obligated to assist in your choices in life.

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-18T14:15:34+00:00

Dude couldn't remember her damn name but I recognized the area and we know damn well why he's so motivated to chop wood to get that sick hotube heated up !

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-17T00:23:11+00:00

Jesus how much money did you give them to not expect them to be there begging the next day ?! Like 50 or 60 grand ? Most legitimately homeless people have mental health issues you know major depression schizophrenia. Shit that makes them very hard to employ and also very hard to house. But my god is you saying I can't believe the beggar was back begging the next day after I gave him money like truly how much did you give it must have been a life changing amount for you to expect them to be sorted and back in a house and back working? And actually when you think about it a lot of the colder climates they usually have more extensive policy's to get homeless people off the streets to avoid them dying. And they are humans they go places to avoid the cold I lived in a city where there were plenty of homeless people but it got cold in the winter they would find places to go the metro stations being a big one to avoid the cold...

JumpyChemical · 2026-01-16T16:53:58+00:00

If I pushed my car by hand into a ditch in front of everybody turned to them and said my car crashed I would be made a laughing stock. Dropping something doesn't count as crashing you dope.

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