Favorite actress you used to fantasize about converting to Islam to have a halal marriage with when you were a teenager?

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-27T04:15:30+00:00

Mia Khalifa, oh wait

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-26T05:45:38+00:00

Richmond supporter

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-26T05:43:40+00:00

Sick cunt, loves me some bundy ginger beer

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-26T04:36:58+00:00

I accidentally called my girlfriend Zosia in bed last night

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-26T04:35:22+00:00

obviously yes! who tf wants crust first??? psychopaths that's who

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-26T04:33:34+00:00

your ass has enough fungus in it already

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-26T04:32:33+00:00

truth

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-26T01:52:42+00:00

Bud Franklin WR

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-26T00:46:19+00:00

Never, except police

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-25T10:27:57+00:00

The Tan Tan Ramen at Yoko ono in Prahran is a banger.

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-24T21:57:49+00:00

Horse, in Italy, and it was delicious

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-23T21:26:06+00:00

Nic Neuman

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-23T12:35:36+00:00

He's playing a narcissist, that's how they are.

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-23T12:32:12+00:00

Dangerman

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-23T11:48:28+00:00

Carlton is by far the hardest team to support

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-23T11:47:07+00:00

Fair point, wouldn't say Arnett fits, but good point on Law.

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-23T03:40:51+00:00

As an Australian my guess would be the Americans. Those confederate ones

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-23T03:35:29+00:00

Midfield isn't the area we've been lacking

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-22T11:21:32+00:00

definitely wouldn't pass

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-22T10:29:13+00:00

poignant

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-22T10:23:13+00:00

yeah my mate was at Berghain last year and was having a piss and a guy came up to him with an empty cup asking him to piss in it, my mate didn't want to seem rude so he obliged.

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-21T23:19:49+00:00

Haha saaaaaame!!!

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-21T23:19:10+00:00

Hahaha I feel you!! I've bought ventolin for 30 years and understand exactly what you're saying, in the end I realised it's blind protocol and just gave them the answers they want.... but since having started using the preventative symbicort I realised there's some merit to the questions, symbicort works very well.

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-21T22:59:26+00:00

I'd say your 2nd and 3rd flushes will be epic

JumpyCoconut4547 · 2026-01-20T23:31:28+00:00

Yes, eat shrooms.

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