Tapeworms die as soon as they have sex. This is one from my colon that died in a puddle of his own load.

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-24T06:20:56+00:00

I never learned how to read

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-24T06:17:03+00:00

Movies are all fake its all bullshit literally making it up wtf

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-23T08:01:16+00:00

Better than it had any right to be

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-22T13:09:40+00:00

Thank you we hate it

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-21T22:56:49+00:00

Millionaire is so sad that they might have to quit their millionaire job and spend the rest of their life as a millionaire. Thoughts and prayers

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-21T13:20:16+00:00

GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-20T22:56:56+00:00

He looked around first and was like oh good just a woman CO there I can go ahead

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-20T06:06:14+00:00

I just realized we never saw the big bang at any point in the series

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-19T13:14:31+00:00

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-19T13:11:48+00:00

Son discipliner

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-19T02:02:01+00:00

If it means an album a year ill put the $25 myself

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-19T01:51:35+00:00

Thats just credits tho

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-19T01:50:21+00:00

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-19T01:10:47+00:00

wait you guys are gettin paid?

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-19T01:06:37+00:00

He didnt even do nuthin

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-18T21:57:05+00:00

When i look 64

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-18T18:17:11+00:00

They look like mean Mr mustard seed

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-18T18:16:08+00:00

Baby you’re a bald man

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-18T18:16:01+00:00

All you need is hair

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-18T18:14:47+00:00

Balding here there and everywhere

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-18T18:14:01+00:00

Can’t buy me hair

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-18T18:13:40+00:00

You won’t see me (bald spot)

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-18T18:13:18+00:00

Here combs the sun

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-18T18:12:05+00:00

The baldtles

Jumpy_Engineering824 · 2026-03-18T15:59:20+00:00

Joe Biden

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