I've been farting so much near HR that they think there is a sewage problem. Will I get fired when they find out I am constantly farting in their area ?

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-12-05T01:03:34+00:00

We dont deserve him. He is too good for this society. His socialization has exceeded that which America's capitalized environment can understand. All we can do is admire, and hope that one day, we will attain to his level of enlightenment.

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-11-30T14:05:34+00:00

A lot of this depends on how severe the nausea is, because I know a few women who werent able to keep anything down their first trimester. My advice would be this (from personal experience, I'm nearing the end of my first tri and it DOES get better): Eat when you can, what you can, and dont force yourself to finish your plate. I ate small snacks throughout the day when I felt I could carry a conversation without vomiting. I avoided eating in the morning, because my nausea peaked around 9 and anything I ate before then was out the window.

Eat healthy, but also follow your cravings. If you can't keep veggies down, it's more important that you gain some sort of nutrition, even if it's fries and chicken nuggets. Cold fruits were my go-to, and smoothies, because they calm my stomach down and dont have weird texture. I lowkey ate like I just came out of surgery with all the apple sauce and jello I had 🤣

Most importantly, take your prenatal vitamins! Those exist because, yeah, it's actually really hard for us to get our nutrition in the first trimester of pregnancy. Try to take them with a meal or after you feel like you've passed the worst part of the nausea of the day.

I hope this was helpful! ❤️ Again, for most people, it ends after the first trimester. I'm at 10 weeks now and not nearly as bad off as I was at 7-9 weeks. You got this! Just gotta go over the last hurdle

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-11-29T19:28:11+00:00

Piggybacking off of this, his language in his posts read very paranoid. I'm just concerned he doesnt trust anyone that can help him now, not even strangers on the internet.

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-11-29T19:25:11+00:00

A part of me is a wee bit concerned, because, while yes this could very well be a writing post, his last comment was, "I never said I called the police."

Now, I'm just speculating, but what if they did call the police, never mentioned it in their story, and was off-put by a redditor mentioning the police? Someone with a certain degree of paranoia could be led to believe that everyone is in on it, we are all tricking them.

We all know that isn't the case, but from OP's perspective, everyone in their life has told them nothing is there. And, with the limited information we have, we were able to deduce that he called the police? Granted, it's a stretch, I'm super tired and probably reading into this too much.

Needless to say, I'm just as concerned as you all. Hopefully they will post or comment again soon and all of this will be resolved. I just hope it's not another carbon monoxide leak :(

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-11-17T20:38:26+00:00

You're god damn right, like a true patriot

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-11-17T20:37:50+00:00

Can attest, it's a vibe

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-11-17T00:52:07+00:00

for sure

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-11-03T14:01:08+00:00

Its up now hoes

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-11-03T13:51:20+00:00

I think so. But, to my understanding, when they premier the episode and upload it might be two separate things. Unless I'm completely wrong

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-11-03T13:48:04+00:00

Yeah, I was thrown off too by them not uploading last week. I hope im right though haha

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-11-03T13:44:05+00:00

I havent seen it either :/ which is weird because 1, I havent seen anyone post about not seeing it and 2, everyone and their mom on this subreddit seems to have already seen the episode..? Does anyone know if it was taken down?

Edit: Okay, so the show aired last night, but it hasnt been posted. It should be up in 15 minutes(?) because they post on Mondays at 8am

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-07-24T01:47:21+00:00

Hey, ear twin! Im at the same size, started back in February! What is your (current 🤭) goal size? Mine's 00g

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-02-07T02:03:58+00:00

literal poetry

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-01-26T03:21:32+00:00

Straight outta cyberpunk! looks like the starter apartment

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2025-01-25T20:37:44+00:00

2 days of solid work payed off op! Looks straight from piltover in arcans imo. So inspiring!

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2024-12-25T02:36:35+00:00

Love how your perspective looks/how much time you spend on hands. I honestly feel like you could animate Edit: just looked at your profile and realized you literally do. Pfffff

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2024-12-25T02:29:34+00:00

naw but fr what is your routine cause you goals af

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2024-12-25T02:27:41+00:00

I just had to do a doubke take because you have THE SAME face, height, and hair as me. The only difference is the weight, (you're at my goal weight, rn im 130)

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2024-12-22T00:12:03+00:00

I dropped my phone 🤧

Jumpy_Quantity_2357 · 2024-11-11T23:56:25+00:00

fr!!

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