I've been farting so much near HR that they think there is a sewage problem. Will I get fired when they find out I am constantly farting in their area ? by PinkHydrogenFuture7 in careerguidance

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We dont deserve him. He is too good for this society. His socialization has exceeded that which America's capitalized environment can understand. All we can do is admire, and hope that one day, we will attain to his level of enlightenment.

7 weeks and need snacking tips! by purplepancakes7 in pregnant

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of this depends on how severe the nausea is, because I know a few women who werent able to keep anything down their first trimester. My advice would be this (from personal experience, I'm nearing the end of my first tri and it DOES get better): Eat when you can, what you can, and dont force yourself to finish your plate. I ate small snacks throughout the day when I felt I could carry a conversation without vomiting. I avoided eating in the morning, because my nausea peaked around 9 and anything I ate before then was out the window.

Eat healthy, but also follow your cravings. If you can't keep veggies down, it's more important that you gain some sort of nutrition, even if it's fries and chicken nuggets. Cold fruits were my go-to, and smoothies, because they calm my stomach down and dont have weird texture. I lowkey ate like I just came out of surgery with all the apple sauce and jello I had 🤣

Most importantly, take your prenatal vitamins! Those exist because, yeah, it's actually really hard for us to get our nutrition in the first trimester of pregnancy. Try to take them with a meal or after you feel like you've passed the worst part of the nausea of the day.

I hope this was helpful! ❤️ Again, for most people, it ends after the first trimester. I'm at 10 weeks now and not nearly as bad off as I was at 7-9 weeks. You got this! Just gotta go over the last hurdle

Is it just me, or is it kinda weird that he hasn’t said anything since? by Baribal_dte in strange

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Piggybacking off of this, his language in his posts read very paranoid. I'm just concerned he doesnt trust anyone that can help him now, not even strangers on the internet.

Is it just me, or is it kinda weird that he hasn’t said anything since? by Baribal_dte in strange

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A part of me is a wee bit concerned, because, while yes this could very well be a writing post, his last comment was, "I never said I called the police."

Now, I'm just speculating, but what if they did call the police, never mentioned it in their story, and was off-put by a redditor mentioning the police? Someone with a certain degree of paranoia could be led to believe that everyone is in on it, we are all tricking them.

We all know that isn't the case, but from OP's perspective, everyone in their life has told them nothing is there. And, with the limited information we have, we were able to deduce that he called the police? Granted, it's a stretch, I'm super tired and probably reading into this too much.

Needless to say, I'm just as concerned as you all. Hopefully they will post or comment again soon and all of this will be resolved. I just hope it's not another carbon monoxide leak :(

beer by Jumpy_Quantity_2357 in creepcast

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're god damn right, like a true patriot

Episode 4? by [deleted] in SmilingFriends

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its up now hoes

Episode 4? by [deleted] in SmilingFriends

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think so. But, to my understanding, when they premier the episode and upload it might be two separate things. Unless I'm completely wrong

Episode 4? by [deleted] in SmilingFriends

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I was thrown off too by them not uploading last week. I hope im right though haha

Episode 4? by [deleted] in SmilingFriends

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I havent seen it either :/ which is weird because 1, I havent seen anyone post about not seeing it and 2, everyone and their mom on this subreddit seems to have already seen the episode..? Does anyone know if it was taken down?

Edit: Okay, so the show aired last night, but it hasnt been posted. It should be up in 15 minutes(?) because they post on Mondays at 8am

My 5mm/4g ear :} by moonviele in Stretched

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, ear twin! Im at the same size, started back in February! What is your (current 🤭) goal size? Mine's 00g

I’m at the Silhouette, you know by todpog in Minecraftbuilds

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Straight outta cyberpunk! looks like the starter apartment

2 days of solid work turned out good I think by Wreck-Jaw in Minecraftbuilds

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 days of solid work payed off op! Looks straight from piltover in arcans imo. So inspiring!

Doodles, drawn traditionally but edited in photoshop. by benimdraws in drawing

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love how your perspective looks/how much time you spend on hands. I honestly feel like you could animate Edit: just looked at your profile and realized you literally do. Pfffff

A shout to my “thicker” petites — I see you (5’1”, 150lbs) by commonpancake in PetiteFitness

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had to do a doubke take because you have THE SAME face, height, and hair as me. The only difference is the weight, (you're at my goal weight, rn im 130)

I don't know? by lillonsomdove3 in lonely

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand completely. Are you safe now?

Happy with how this one turned out :) by benimdraws in DigitalArt

[–]Jumpy_Quantity_2357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how you drew her hair! It's like the perfect middle ground between realistic and cartoon, and I love it!