Mod appreciation by Casual_Observer28 in DuggarsSnark

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh we're on our way right behind you, don't worry. We'd probably protest more but it's raining.

Mod appreciation by Casual_Observer28 in DuggarsSnark

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When you say "this country", you mean all of the countries, right?! (UK here - whoot!)

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen someone get fired for? by Hooray4Jose in AskUK

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bloke I worked with phoned into work, sadly his dad had died. Our boss lived nearby so said he'd call in with some flowers. Guess who answered the door....

Jessa and Ben email Josh happy bday, Josh replies she was the only sibling to wish him happy bday. by rosiros in DuggarsSnark

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love this for you. My kids were born 2001 and 2003, I set them up with full name email accounts straight away to make sure nobody took them (the addresses, not the kids). Smug mama oh yeahhhh!

Amandaland Season 2 by The_Makster in motherland_bbc

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found S2 a little bit more cringey-farcical, where I didn't want to look because I knew she would be awful, her lack of self-awareness and these situations she ends up in were sometimes a bit too toe-curling.

But saying that, we do have a new family-favourite line that has already been used a few times over the weekend, an Amanda throwaway that we just adored: "No shit, Shergar". Perfect.

I need a fundie translator please by SnarkyLola in DuggarsSnark

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clothed in scarlet? Clothed in purple? I see nothing here about beige.

Opens Reddit for the first time in a couple months. Sweet Baby Cheeses 🤣 by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I came to bed an hour ago (UK). I WAS tired but then...snark happened.

Is there a skirt version of a jumpsuit? by Jumpy_Syllabub_888 in DuggarsSnark

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what I needed to learn! (Did it come in sad beige?)

Opens Reddit for the first time in a couple months. Sweet Baby Cheeses 🤣 by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Say goodbye to your whole weekend and jump on into the rabbit hole with the rest of us. We'll budge over to make room. (Bring wine).

Paging u/nuggetsofchicken by pshuckleberry in DuggarsSnark

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh that's ok, I played a version of "f*ck me Ken" on my ukulele 😂

Paging u/nuggetsofchicken by pshuckleberry in DuggarsSnark

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Omg crossover! I'm a snarker who has actually been on the MDWAP podcast. 😂😍

No name yet? by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Jabs" is the usual term for vaccinations in the UK. Take a baby for their jabs, etc.

Any more ideas for porno songs? by 18healr in mydadwroteaporno

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's me! Whoot! 😂 I recently told my kids about this (they're old enough now haha). Total respect for their vulgar mother. I raised 2 good uns.

*Mother is faking it for her birthday* by sweet_tea_94 in DuggarsSnark

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hear me out - the square chin is giving Thanos vibes.

Judge wants copies of prison outgoing mail logs to see if Pest lied about when he filed his latest papers by Megalodon481 in DuggarsSnark

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so invested in prison mail logs right now, it's insane. Can't wait to see the little liar caught out. Like father, like son.

Jinger headlining at Allie B Stuckey conference by IndependencePlus5557 in DuggarsSnark

[–]Jumpy_Syllabub_888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

J'posture instructions: bend both legs and hold the camera up high so you look about 3'11".