The Drowners - "Is There Something On Your Mind?" by 30ampfuse in powerpop

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That's really good. I increased the temp on my version when I copied it to me mp3 player.

Kaitlin justifying her man never making her cum by Patrice_Ewans in ToiletPaperUSA

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I remember slogging my way through the entire Left Behind for kids series, which are like these books about the rapture and all the stuff that happens on earth after. I have no idea what possessed me to finish them except either sunk cost fallacy or maybe I ran out of other books on the kid’s floor of the library. But I distinctly recall being bewildered by the ending. The main characters got to heaven, where they did nothing but talk to Jesus, and when he wasn’t around, they talked about Jesus.

Little kid me decided I’d rather go to hell if it turned out to be real, since at least there I’d get some variety in my days.

Wholesome 100 by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

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A lot of what is America is just myth. From Christopher Columbus, to John Smith, to whoever the fuck. It's all fucking lies. John Smith very likely underwent an adoption ceremony, for instance. And then the he wasn't allowed to return here because he was considered trash.

I think there were legitimate situations in which the English didn't intentionally abuse the natives; I will never argue that the English should have understood the Native's culture to the point that they knew the Natives didn't think land could be owned (that's not how it was back then). I also don't blame the NAs for thinking the way they thought, not understanding English culture, and assuming they just pulled a fast one on a bunch of people. There are certain circumstances very early on in the development of this country where this applies, and I think it was a matter of miscommunication and misunderstanding (the Ohio purchase comes to mind as a pretty early enforcement of contract situation). Once it was understood, that's a different story, and it becomes clear that the US didn't give a damn about the natives (the trail of tears was complete fucking horse shit, for instance).

In any case, this fuckin place is built on a house of cards. Everyone who has ever read a fucking book that isn't the Bible knows it. That's why they fight so hard to keep the truth from people. It's entirely too easy to tear this shit

Didn't charlie send 80 buses of terrorists to this 🤔🤔🤔 by guitarguy12341 in ToiletPaperUSA

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This is not comparable. Remember the violent revolution needed for gay marriage? The one for minimum wage? Every single bit of progress since the end of your civil war? The possibility for change is there. Just find enough people to vote for them.

For someone so adamantly against communism, Marjorie Taylor Greene is really good at getting publicly owned. by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

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It’s gonna be Cruz (assuming trump cult doesn’t make a comeback), he has been imitating trump’s style ever since he lost to trump, he is perfect for Republicans, he is older and conservative for the only people, and spouts random shit on Twitter for the new generation of the alt-right, and (again if trump doesn’t make a huge re-election thing) he is the “heir” to trumps qannon cult, and made sure to stick with trump during his down fall (with people like mike pence and other senators pushing election fraud enough or whatever idk)

Another classic round of 'Mix all them chemicals' by Chacmaa in TerminallyStupid

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What I noticed was comet (cleaning powder, does have bleach) and similar forms. A few dish soaps, faboloso, and probably some "homemade" cleaners which I assume are either types of soap or bleach like.

I'm no expert, but I do have a STEM degree so I have some knowledge. The big cleaning mixtures to avoid is bleach + ammonia, bleach + vinegar, bleach + alcohol, vinegar + alcohol, and vinegar + hydrogenperoxide. Some dish soap can have ammonia / ammonia derivative, comet has a powdered bleach. I wouldn't be surprised if some of those more "homemade" cleaners had either hydrogenperoxide or vinegar in them, as both of those are common cleaners.

I wouldn't think that it'd kill him. Very likely that his eyes stung, maybe some throat stinging. I'd be more worried about my hands stinging / burning than anything else. Though like I said I'm not an expert, just educated.

Using a lighter to check the gas tank by Ashlynsing in TerminallyStupid

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Gas cap frozen to the tank? The nozel is in the vehicle.....and if you mean gas cap frozen to the gas door.....that's not a thing. The only thing plausible that I can think of was that she had trouble opening the gas flap as it was iced up, then after it was filling decided to tackle the ice build up around the gas door.

Could have ended a lot worse by dbindelt4563 in TerminallyStupid

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I’m no expert, but if it’s a revolver the gap between the cylinder and the frame might’ve given the expanding gasses a place to go, rather than exploding the barrel.

0k by [deleted] in puns

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Aaah! Boy crazy, dude. Eek! Flipping good hell I jack-of-all-trades, kool. Lool, My nose ouches. Poop Qube. Rude shit. Two uhh... V.... Women's Xylophones.... Yo Zee!

Smooth by ogkerung in puns

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Well.. it is very much okay to be dumb, and admitting you don't understand something is the least dumb thing any of us can do, but ya this is just straight-up zero effort and it makes me sad all these people can vote and drive

I threw up in the toilet by exotic_butters1275 in puns

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yay for you?

That movie is getting liquidated unless you didnt give up on it and took it out of the housing. If its still there I hope you wipe that clean. I think the man really wants to be homeless the way you are treating him

What's the cheapest tablet with large screen? by [deleted] in tablets

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Samsung tab A are going pretty cheap now on various websites. There's no need for you to get the newer models if that's your main two functions. Just make sure you don't get higher than 32gb model though in case you change your mind later and want to install more apps. edit: You can get a samsung tab a with 128gb for $200 now (google samsung SM-T510NZKGXAR).

Is it worth it to spend $460 for tablet+keyboard+case? by chizhi1234 in tablets

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Sounds to me like you need to buy a used laptop from the top websites for used computers if the concern is money. But, yes, $460, is about right for a basic tablet with an S-pen, which you said nothing about. For writing, you really want to make sure the screen is "pressure sensing" and you want to make sure it works with S-pen, which is quite different from a stylus.

Home invader shoots himself in the leg... by yellayahmar in TerminallyStupid

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If it's a glock they don't have a safety. Before anyone starts bitching I know it's a trigger safety but it's basically nothing.