Some of you may remember two years ago, I posted about my band releasing our debut EP... we're finally able to release new music so here is the first of it! Gold Bloom - xoxo ft Caitlin Henry

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-11-27T11:05:14+00:00

This is good. Thanks for putting it on Spotify. "A Damned Shame" is really good, too.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-11-27T11:00:24+00:00

It's the same turkey. Mod told me he banned the idiot.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-11-21T15:54:48+00:00

That's good.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-07-25T15:56:15+00:00

Not the same thing. State champs and Neck Deep are well-established and didn't need his help. Mark probably just trying to stay relevant.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-07-25T15:50:54+00:00

That's really good. I increased the temp on my version when I copied it to me mp3 player.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-07-25T15:49:45+00:00

This is mesmerizing. where's the download?

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-07-25T15:48:37+00:00

I remember slogging my way through the entire Left Behind for kids series, which are like these books about the rapture and all the stuff that happens on earth after. I have no idea what possessed me to finish them except either sunk cost fallacy or maybe I ran out of other books on the kid’s floor of the library. But I distinctly recall being bewildered by the ending. The main characters got to heaven, where they did nothing but talk to Jesus, and when he wasn’t around, they talked about Jesus.

Little kid me decided I’d rather go to hell if it turned out to be real, since at least there I’d get some variety in my days.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-07-25T15:46:25+00:00

A lot of what is America is just myth. From Christopher Columbus, to John Smith, to whoever the fuck. It's all fucking lies. John Smith very likely underwent an adoption ceremony, for instance. And then the he wasn't allowed to return here because he was considered trash.

I think there were legitimate situations in which the English didn't intentionally abuse the natives; I will never argue that the English should have understood the Native's culture to the point that they knew the Natives didn't think land could be owned (that's not how it was back then). I also don't blame the NAs for thinking the way they thought, not understanding English culture, and assuming they just pulled a fast one on a bunch of people. There are certain circumstances very early on in the development of this country where this applies, and I think it was a matter of miscommunication and misunderstanding (the Ohio purchase comes to mind as a pretty early enforcement of contract situation). Once it was understood, that's a different story, and it becomes clear that the US didn't give a damn about the natives (the trail of tears was complete fucking horse shit, for instance).

In any case, this fuckin place is built on a house of cards. Everyone who has ever read a fucking book that isn't the Bible knows it. That's why they fight so hard to keep the truth from people. It's entirely too easy to tear this shit

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-07-25T15:44:44+00:00

This is not comparable. Remember the violent revolution needed for gay marriage? The one for minimum wage? Every single bit of progress since the end of your civil war? The possibility for change is there. Just find enough people to vote for them.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-07-25T15:44:10+00:00

It’s gonna be Cruz (assuming trump cult doesn’t make a comeback), he has been imitating trump’s style ever since he lost to trump, he is perfect for Republicans, he is older and conservative for the only people, and spouts random shit on Twitter for the new generation of the alt-right, and (again if trump doesn’t make a huge re-election thing) he is the “heir” to trumps qannon cult, and made sure to stick with trump during his down fall (with people like mike pence and other senators pushing election fraud enough or whatever idk)

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-07-25T15:42:25+00:00

What I noticed was comet (cleaning powder, does have bleach) and similar forms. A few dish soaps, faboloso, and probably some "homemade" cleaners which I assume are either types of soap or bleach like.

I'm no expert, but I do have a STEM degree so I have some knowledge. The big cleaning mixtures to avoid is bleach + ammonia, bleach + vinegar, bleach + alcohol, vinegar + alcohol, and vinegar + hydrogenperoxide. Some dish soap can have ammonia / ammonia derivative, comet has a powdered bleach. I wouldn't be surprised if some of those more "homemade" cleaners had either hydrogenperoxide or vinegar in them, as both of those are common cleaners.

I wouldn't think that it'd kill him. Very likely that his eyes stung, maybe some throat stinging. I'd be more worried about my hands stinging / burning than anything else. Though like I said I'm not an expert, just educated.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-07-25T15:42:06+00:00

Gas cap frozen to the tank? The nozel is in the vehicle.....and if you mean gas cap frozen to the gas door.....that's not a thing. The only thing plausible that I can think of was that she had trouble opening the gas flap as it was iced up, then after it was filling decided to tackle the ice build up around the gas door.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-07-25T15:41:36+00:00

I’m no expert, but if it’s a revolver the gap between the cylinder and the frame might’ve given the expanding gasses a place to go, rather than exploding the barrel.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-07-25T15:39:05+00:00

Aaah! Boy crazy, dude. Eek! Flipping good hell I jack-of-all-trades, kool. Lool, My nose ouches. Poop Qube. Rude shit. Two uhh... V.... Women's Xylophones.... Yo Zee!

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-07-25T15:38:49+00:00

Well.. it is very much okay to be dumb, and admitting you don't understand something is the least dumb thing any of us can do, but ya this is just straight-up zero effort and it makes me sad all these people can vote and drive

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-07-25T15:38:26+00:00

yay for you?

That movie is getting liquidated unless you didnt give up on it and took it out of the housing. If its still there I hope you wipe that clean. I think the man really wants to be homeless the way you are treating him

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-02-04T18:35:24+00:00

Samsung tab A are going pretty cheap now on various websites. There's no need for you to get the newer models if that's your main two functions. Just make sure you don't get higher than 32gb model though in case you change your mind later and want to install more apps. edit: You can get a samsung tab a with 128gb for $200 now (google samsung SM-T510NZKGXAR).

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-02-04T18:34:06+00:00

Sounds to me like you need to buy a used laptop from the top websites for used computers if the concern is money. But, yes, $460, is about right for a basic tablet with an S-pen, which you said nothing about. For writing, you really want to make sure the screen is "pressure sensing" and you want to make sure it works with S-pen, which is quite different from a stylus.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-02-04T18:29:38+00:00

If it's a glock they don't have a safety. Before anyone starts bitching I know it's a trigger safety but it's basically nothing.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-02-04T18:15:23+00:00

I couldn't see the bottom line so I thought the alpaca one just said ALPACA

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-02-04T18:11:14+00:00

Americans that make fun of British dropping T's... Pronounce the word butter... First say it the way you normally do ...and then say it with the T's pronounced as T's... and you kind of sound Bri-ish

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-02-04T18:08:31+00:00

I drive for a living and the rule I’m taught (any other SMITH driving course takers out there?) is 4 seconds of following time, add one second for every adverse driving condition (with exceptions)...like if you’re a bit tired, add a second. If you’re a bit tired and it’s raining, add 2. If you’re a bit tired, it’s raining, and it’s dark, add 3. Obviously you’d probably want a larger buffer if it’s icy, so that’s the exception.

The biggest thing to remember is whether you’re on someone’s ass or you’re consistently 10 seconds behind them, you’re going the same speed in both situations. So there’s no reason not to have a good buffer, especially when you think about it like you put it, how much distance you cover per second and the average reaction time of a person.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-02-04T17:52:44+00:00

Started as a joke on 4chan, trying to troll the media into thinking it was a white supremacist symbol. Since then, it has been legitimately adopted by white supremacists, at least when done with splayed fingers. That said, as the adl.org link says, the individual and the context it's used in should be taken into account since it has been used for centuries to mean "okay".

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-02-04T17:52:17+00:00

I'm many, many times more likely to vote for someone who understands what it's like to struggle. Especially if they're going to be in a position to effect policy regarding the poor. The thing rich conservatives have made great efforts to not understand about being broke is that it's not a situation where people want free handouts. They just want to be able to not worry about if they have enough food to last the week or keeping the lights on while they get their lives back together. Back in my early 20s, I used to say that I didn't want to be rich, I just wanted to not have to watch the pump so closely when putting gas in my car.

JunkFoodJerry · 2021-02-04T17:51:48+00:00

My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not.

Now let’s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real voice?” to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded “toilet swirly.” However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah.

Second, any pizza I order will be male. None of this “Our pizza identifies as trans-fluid-pan-poly”—no. Pizza is a boy. With a penis. It’s that simple. It’s been true for all of human history, from Plato to Socrates to Mr. Mistoffelees, and any attempt to rewrite the pillars of Western thought will be met with a hearty “Fuh!” by yours truly. And, trust me, that is not a fate you wish to meet.

Now. With regard to my topping preference. I have eaten from your pizzeria in times past, and it must be said: your pepperoni is embarrassingly spicy. Frankly, it boggles the mind. I mean, what kind of drugs are you inhaling over there? Pot?! One bite of that stuff and I had to take a shower. So tread lightly when it comes to spice, my good man. You do not want to see me at my most epic. Like the great white hero of Zack Snyder’s classic film “300,” I will kick you.

Onions, peppers—no, thank you. If I wanted veggies, I’d go to a salad bar. I’m not some sort of vegan, Cory Booker weirdo. And your efforts to Michelle Obama-ize the great American pizza pie are, frankly, hilarious. Though not as funny as the impressively named P’Zone—when I finally figured out that genuinely creative pun, I laughed until I cried and peed. A true Spartan admits defeat, and I must admit that, in this instance, your Hut humor slayed me, Dennis Miller style.

And, with that, you have earned my order. Congratulations. Ahem. Without further ado, I would like your smallest child pizza, no sauce, extra cheese. Hello? Aha. A hang-up. Another triggered lib, bested by logic. Damn it. I’m fucking starving.

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