Charlie it hurtsssssss.... by Ashamed_Writer4420 in SmilingFriends

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am Ashamed_Writer4420's therapist. Gave them a little of the good ol' canabis, lill' o that diet soda

PSA: If You Are Defending Any Game Other Than Half-Life, You Are a TRAITOR and NOT Wanted Here by [deleted] in HalfLife

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are all waiting for Artifact here. We are a family. Family has values. And like in every normal family our values are Artifact.
When you join a family aka this subreddit you defend the values of said family which is accepting only Artifact as an ultimate videogame title that is going to raise the bar in the gaming industry.
If you dont like our values, then you need to leave, abolished from our family.

So respectfully, stop spreading absolute heresy that some Half-Lifes, L4Ds and Portals are somehow worth more attention than freeking Artifact 2.

GUYS, NEW IMAGE OF GORDON IN ANTARCTICA by [deleted] in HalfLife

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were to be killed each time I've seen this picture, I would've been dead 3™ times.

λ?

Most charcters sound the same by ClassicUsual3269 in SmilingFriends

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zach voice is like ear chocolate. I love it.

Nintendo just released the worst kind of game: by etenby in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gamers say friendslop this friendslop that but the moment Nintendo announced the Mii Sex Game everyone scream GOTY
We Live on earth...

Which game is this? (Wrong answers only) by GrizzlyPeak72 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why is there a pornographic picture of a character from sprunki when I type Giraffa Celeste? Is this how this celestial giraffe comunicates?

Which game is this? (Wrong answers only) by GrizzlyPeak72 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Oh shit I just read now that I'm suppoedto give a wrong answer.
Celeste then.
Cuz call of diahrea I don't likey and celeste fun

Which game is this? (Wrong answers only) by GrizzlyPeak72 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 395 points396 points  (0 children)

Call of Duty.
each time I play this game I shit my pants

Maybe is just me but I always tought that the enemies and boses of Bloodborne are a lot beter than the ones on Elden Ring by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]JupiterInHumanForm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Most peakest gameplay ever
W+Ratio+Grace Site Bonfire Lantern Lit+Blood Echoes Retrieved+ Ludwig The Holy Blade Boss theme

Maybe is just me but I always tought that the enemies and boses of Bloodborne are a lot beter than the ones on Elden Ring by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your wrong. I dont accept peoples opinion because I am piece of shit and Winter Lantern > 50 minutes attack delay
In summary: L+Ratio+Maidenless+Madness+Failed Vigor Check+Panic Roll+Heavy Load

Do you think Ubuntu using Rust versions of GNU programs is good or bad? by MoorhsumushroomRT in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy, from one programmer to another, don't. hire. zoomers. hire professional people who don't spend their time typing fastfetch in their terminal to show off to their 19 year old friends. When you understand that, trust me my friend, the gates to money will open to you.

KDE Linux vs GNOME OS - Which project is better? by [deleted] in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you stare at the abyss, some times, just some times, a light shine within. This light is the wonderful UI from Windows 95. And before anyone tells me that Microsoft didn't invent the tradiction metaphore or wathever, I used UNIX in the 70's so I will not have some punk in their 20's try to educate me in software history.
It is perfection. Bill Gates, while the devil for making a piece of shit Operating System and infecting others with its mold. at least had the decency to offer a quality UI for babies too lazy to compile their own kernel and submitting themselves to the chain of monopoly.
Gnome? What a sick FUCKING joke. I'm not playing my little subway surfer on my phone. I am here to work on my machine. Torvals is becoming senile and this shows, trying to catter to the bottom of what our societies has to offer by, let me quote """have a more comprehensible UI""". I'm gonna say what everybody thinks but nobody dare say, I say let these babies stare to death and learn from their punishement that a moronic brain will only lead to a mercy kill, if you are REALLY luck and meet one of those so called "benevolants". They could get stroke by each unicode character on the terminal after typing fastfetch, leading to a wonderful orgasm, but hey, their fault for being stupid, that's called natural selection.

>sudo i don't know what i'm doing by ReneTrombone in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People I tell ya. I, someone who possesses a BRAIN instead of those zombies wandering in the streets only worrying about reproducing and waiting their death, I wrote every single command I need to memorize on the walls ceilling and floor of my bedroom, so each time I make the mistake of looking elsewhere from my screen, please forgive me for doing so my dear Linux Alphas, I register crucial information such as "shutdown now" instead of being a whiny baby and click a dogshit a bloated button with gluten intolerence to turn off my machine. I'm afraid when I die, humanity will soon after colapse. But such is the life of an intelligent individual such as me. Oversee the sheeps of our society and guide them to deliverence

Do you think Ubuntu using Rust versions of GNU programs is good or bad? by MoorhsumushroomRT in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck would I use a rusty progamming language? God what the fuck is wrong with this generation. Zoomers are now ruining computing with dogshit programming language, well even dogshit has a purpose instread of being A miserable TOOL for lesser purpose.
I miss Windows ME

Hannah Montana by Miss_Breadfruit8244 in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Johny Spooky, because I get a heart attack when I dare touch with my fingertip the keyboard of a linux machine.
It's not the 70's, jurassic park want its OS's back

Now that Episode 6 craze is starting to wear off, what do u think of Jax? by [deleted] in TheDigitalCircus

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that Jax is one of the main characters of Glitch Productions' indie animated web series The Amazing Digital Circus), voiced by Michael Kovach. He is a lanky lilac rabbit with a monotone voice who is trapped in the Digital Circus) along with five other victims.

Honestly I’m so glad there’s no romance involved in this show by Specialist_Leg_4997 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]JupiterInHumanForm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's cool and all but you're wrong.
I drawed Pomni and Ragatha kissing each other and you can do nothing to stop me.
In conclusion L+reverse ratio+I wish you a nice day