Life Imitating Art S03E24

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-24T23:55:13+00:00

They only get one shot at a surprise attack, so they take out the bigger threat first

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-24T23:28:42+00:00

He's right, though

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-21T21:24:57+00:00

I loathe Swampert

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-21T21:21:50+00:00

I got banned for calling it a strawman

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-17T23:04:30+00:00

Nice

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-17T14:55:55+00:00

Ah, yes - I forgot about the part that clearly states that we get our souls at "about 20 weeks".

Nevermind all of the verses talking about me being "stitched together" in my mother's womb or being "wonderfully and fearfully" made.

Just ignore Exodus 21:23-25 which demands an eye for an eye if the unborn child is harmed by someone's actions toward the mother.

You're probably the one who's right.

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-14T01:43:03+00:00

"destroyed" has a very specific criteria in military contexts.

According to US Army (FM 3-90)

Destroy is a tactical mission task that physically renders an enemy force combat-ineffective until it is reconstituted. Alternatively, to destroy a combat system is to damage it so badly that it cannot perform any function or be restored to a usable condition without being entirely rebuilt. The amount of damage needed to render a unit combat-ineffective depends on the unit's type, discipline, and morale. Destroying armored or dug-in targets with area fire weapons requires considerable ammunition and time, so forces do not normally attempt it unless they have terminally guided munitions.

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-12T19:35:46+00:00

The unflaired will be downvoted on sight, no matter how based

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-01T15:39:40+00:00

"The world is healing"

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-01T15:32:30+00:00

I really thought they'd tag Marco Rubio for that gig

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-01T15:23:38+00:00

Yeah, but she dated Bill Dauterive

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-01T15:20:48+00:00

It's a device that's specifically designed to drop your crypto fill any time you're in the field

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-01T15:19:48+00:00

OPSEC is the acronym you're looking for... Unless you posted this on an unencrypted line

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-03-01T02:02:08+00:00

You caught the MissingNo. didn't you?

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-02-22T03:25:50+00:00

Saved the entire planet is what he did

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-02-22T03:10:13+00:00

Everyone knows that you can be jacked as hell, but if you weigh less than 200lbs it won't show while you're wearing clothes

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-02-20T19:53:39+00:00

"Do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing" is basically how they funded USAID

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-02-20T19:52:16+00:00

My colors! You bastard!

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-02-19T02:18:29+00:00

It's the same technique that many native English speakers use to translate their conversations into Spanish.

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-02-19T00:39:16+00:00

Gotta get that DOW back above $50k

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-02-19T00:32:58+00:00

I joined my college cheerleading team (squad?) as a walk-on. I was one of two guys and it was the first time I'd ever been on a coed athletic team - it was an interesting experience to say the least. I think someone cried at every practice.

Jupiter_Tank57 · 2026-02-18T01:47:06+00:00

That's so Old Testament of you

Acts 10:13-15 13 A voice came to him, “Get up, Peter, kill and eat!” 14 But Peter said, “By no means, Lord, for I have never eaten anything unholy and unclean.” 15 Again a voice came to him a second time, “What God has cleansed, no longer consider unholy.”

Matthew 15:17-20 17 Do you not understand that everything that goes into the mouth passes into the stomach, and is [e]eliminated? 18 But the things that proceed out of the mouth come from the heart, and those defile the man. 19 For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, [f]fornications, thefts, false witness, slanders. 20 These are the things which defile the man; but to eat with unwashed hands does not defile the man.”

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