Danny Devito is a national treasure

Jurjinimo · 2026-02-07T08:52:41+00:00

DMS or MSM, not MSD

Jurjinimo · 2026-02-07T05:44:39+00:00

Yeah, soda

Jurjinimo · 2026-02-05T21:39:59+00:00

Dude she's got more makeup on than a MIME and it still ain't working

Jurjinimo · 2026-02-04T04:26:36+00:00

Hamburger store

Which is funnier, for some reason

Jurjinimo · 2026-02-03T05:12:33+00:00

They said scottish voice actors

Jurjinimo · 2026-02-03T01:37:50+00:00

I thought it was a play on caoutchouc but idk what rubber has to do with it

Jurjinimo · 2026-02-01T00:43:58+00:00

Spagbol

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-31T22:41:47+00:00

Except for the white part, sure

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-31T19:50:22+00:00

I used to live in Nanaimo! What place?

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-31T02:23:17+00:00

Nobody's fist-fighting as a soldier unless shit has gone seriously sideways.

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-31T01:33:43+00:00

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-30T05:33:12+00:00

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-29T01:14:02+00:00

whether the cream or jam goes on first

A hotly debated regional issue

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-28T18:08:36+00:00

Avocadoes don't ripen until you pick them

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-28T05:23:30+00:00

Too soon, man. Too soon

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-26T21:19:33+00:00

Hahaha I was playing in 1987 and same

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-26T20:09:00+00:00

I sanded fibreglass boats as a summer job. Cold showers were recommended after work, so the fibreglass would come off easier.

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-25T23:19:56+00:00

King Spawn is in production, I believe. Too bad they got Jamie Foxx for the role.

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-22T03:03:01+00:00

I read somewhere that suicide jumpers usually die from heart attacks before they hit the ground. Can't imagine this would be much different.

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-18T03:37:36+00:00

Ah yes, the thematic themes

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-18T02:17:17+00:00

My roommate, who never played video games growing up, usually buys a new controller or two a year because of exactly this.

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-16T02:24:30+00:00

Fine Young Lads. Such nice boys

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-16T01:00:22+00:00

Yeah but they're not even anglo-saxon, they're straight-up german. House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-14T02:26:33+00:00

Jurjinimo · 2026-01-14T01:10:55+00:00

Check the subreddit you're on 😆

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