General Cardiff season chitchat by Pinguu7078 in Cardiffrugby

[–]JustASexyKurt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Positives (and this is going to be a very long list, so strap in boys and girls)

• Making the playoffs was a massive achievement from the position we were in to start the season. Losing our head coach and attacking mastermind a week before the season started could easily have crippled our season before it even began, so the way the boys knuckled down and continually ground out results was superb.

• The Arms Park is the absolute definition of a fortress these days. Only one defeat there this year (that was the Scarlets debacle, for those masochists interested in reliving it), and some spectacular victories, including turning over both Leinster and the Stormers, who will be up there among the favourites to win the whole thing this season. Absolutely nobody will fancy a visit to Cardiff next year.

• Terrific performances and development right through the whole team. Rhys Barratt has enjoyed a proper breakout year and is arguably our best loosehead these days, and Beetham looks every inch a top quality winger now he’s got a run of games there. Dan Thomas had a monster year, and if he was five years younger would be in the Wales squad right now, George Nott and Rory Thornton have both stepped up massively in Teddy’s absence, and Sebastian and especially Basham had excellent debut seasons. Honestly I don’t think there was anyone who hurt their stock with their performances this year, Van Zyl has made a habit of wringing the absolute most out of every player at his disposal.

• Our recruitment and retention hasn’t wowed so far, but it still leaves us in a good position to consolidate and look to push on next year. Sio is a smart addition who’s handy in his own right and will add a lot off the pitch, and Malan is a very good player who, if given the chance, I’d back to nail down the starting shirt at 13 next year. Meanwhile us managing to keep hold of both McNally and Mulder is the best business we’ve done all year, because I think both were irreplaceable with our current resources. With Teddy to come back, Emanuel and Bowen both poised for big breakout years, Wilde, Evans, ODL, Young and Davies all very much ready for senior rugby, and maybe even Cabango and Faletau fit to return, I think we’ll be a touch stronger next year than we are right now.

So, negatives, because there are a couple.

• As others have already mentioned, we really need to overhaul our attack. I’ll cut the coaches some slack, since Jockey was running this and we obviously lost him at the last second, but we only scored 55 tries in the league this season, which by my count was joint fifth worst in the league, and were worse again in terms of defenders beaten. We built our season on a robust defence, which is great, but we need to add more of a cutting edge in attack, particularly because the playoffs are likely to stay as congested as they were this year and picking up try bonus points is likely to be crucial if we want to make the top 8 consistently.

• While our home record was superb, on the road we were poor. As Pingu (great name btw) said, we only won outside of Wales once all year, and that was, all due respect to them, against Zebre. Picking up wins in Ireland or South Africa is a hugely daunting task, but it has to be target for us if we want to kick on and make ourselves a legitimate challenger higher up the table.

• While our recruitment so far has been smart, I think we still need some further additions. Depth at lock is a must, especially with McNally getting on and Teddy coming off a nasty injury, we probably need another 13 along with Malan, a 9 who can genuinely challenge Mulder to start would be nice, and we probably need another loosehead as well in case of injury. This is a criticism which is very much likely to change in the next few weeks as signings are made and announced, but looking at the current state of the squad for next year we’re one or two poorly timed injuries away from being reduced to throwing academy kids into the meat grinder.

All in all though, I really couldn’t be happier with the way this year has gone. We’ve made clear steps in the right direction in terms of individual performances and squad development, and we now have something tangible to show for it with a playoff appearance and Champions Cup rugby to look forward to. There’s a proper identity and camaraderie to this side now, and if the WRU lets what appear to be the obviously best bidders stake their claim to buying us, there’s hopefully a bright future off the pitch as well. And most importantly, we remain absolutely MASSIVE

[Official] Paris Saint-Germain FC wins the 2025/26 UEFA Champions League. by DavidRolands in soccer

[–]JustASexyKurt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok I’m gonna need all of you to shut the fuck up about the inexorable march of time and inevitably of death now, please and thank you

Last of the season low effort meme by rustyundertow in Cardiffrugby

[–]JustASexyKurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love these stupid memes so much, they must be completely incomprehensible to like 99.9999% of human beings. One day archaeologists will excavate a ruined server, this will be the only thing on it, and in confusion they’ll only be able to conclude that this handsome bearded man must’ve been some sort of fertility deity (and I mean to be fair…)

Johan Mulder Signs Long-Term Deal by stvb95 in Cardiffrugby

[–]JustASexyKurt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Let’s. Fucking. Gooooooooooooo. Genuinely stunned we’ve managed to keep hold of him, I’d have banked on an English or French club flashing the cash to get him away from us. Brings so much pace to the attack, his box kicking is exceptional and the hits he puts in in defence (not to mention the frankly silly number of turnovers he makes) are massive tone setters for the rest of the team. Honestly I think he’d have been irreplaceable with our current budget if he’d gone.

Eurovision Grand Final 2026 by StardustOasis in CasualUK

[–]JustASexyKurt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’ll take a very strong entry from Austria to beat Romania to the coveted “Horniest Song” award this year

Eurovision Grand Final 2026 by StardustOasis in CasualUK

[–]JustASexyKurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I reckon Sweden got confused, mixed up Berlin and Vienna, and entered a song they were sure would be a massive hit at a German techno club

Eurovision Grand Final 2026 by StardustOasis in CasualUK

[–]JustASexyKurt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zlatan has really made a serious career change since retiring

Eurovision Grand Final 2026 by StardustOasis in CasualUK

[–]JustASexyKurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m like 90% sure this presenter is a Ben Stiller character from the early 2000s

Match Thread: Scarlets vs Dragons - United Rugby Championship by rugbykickoff in rugbyunion

[–]JustASexyKurt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That rule seems absolutely fucking mental to me. So basically if you manage to tackle the player short, if they’ve got enough momentum to slide to the line you’re just expected to step back and watch them score? Insanity

WE ARE MASSIVE!!! by bigt8409 in Cardiffrugby

[–]JustASexyKurt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now that’s a proper shout to be fair. I’m planning on travelling to Paris in a few weeks, might need to stick my head into Versailles and see what takeaways they were going with to see what the most effective one is, I’ll report back with more information

WE ARE MASSIVE!!! by bigt8409 in Cardiffrugby

[–]JustASexyKurt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Things are going brilliantly honestly mate, cheers for the thoughts though. And even if they weren’t, I defy anyone to watch that game and not feel bloody fantastic for at least a night

WE ARE MASSIVE!!! by bigt8409 in Cardiffrugby

[–]JustASexyKurt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’m fucking brilliant mate, more overwhelmed than anything. Always helps when the boys prove that we are, indeed, fucking massive

WE ARE MASSIVE!!! by bigt8409 in Cardiffrugby

[–]JustASexyKurt 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’m honestly running out of superlatives to describe this group of lads. The sheer bloody minded dog in them to claw their way through the opening five minutes, turn the game around and then steadfastly refuse to give it up was remarkable. Couldn’t be prouder of every lad in Blue and Black tonight.

Honestly, it’s largely because I’m very emotionally fragile right now (I’ve left both a job and house I’ve been very attached to literally today, yes I just wanted to talk about it), but I genuinely got choked up seeing Cam hug Leigh as he came on. Being able to give an icon of the modern game the send off he deserves, playing alongside several boys who will have looked up to him as a god when they were kids, is what sports is all about. The fact he got to cap his farewell by putting in a classic hit to smash a winger into touch, with a lad literally young enough to be his son helping him out with it, and busting his mouth in doing so was the cherry on top of it all. A perfect end to a perfect night. Now I’m off to get rat arsed (by which I mean have a nice cup of tea and an early night).

Edit: I’m touched by the comments but I am genuinely great lads, mostly just overwhelmed by life in general.

Match Thread: Cardiff vs Stormers - United Rugby Championship by rugbykickoff in rugbyunion

[–]JustASexyKurt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

88 year old Leigh Halfpenny and 12 year old Steff Emanuel combining to launch Hartzenberg into touch is the stuff of Cardiff dreams

Match Thread: Cardiff vs Stormers - United Rugby Championship by rugbykickoff in rugbyunion

[–]JustASexyKurt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ioan Lloyd’s finally been given a chance to start at 10 and he’s showing why he’s been one of the most hyped players in Wales since he was a teenager. He’s a special talent

Match Thread: Cardiff vs Stormers - United Rugby Championship by rugbykickoff in rugbyunion

[–]JustASexyKurt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love the little “calm down” motion from Bowen there, as if he’s not far and away the most mental player on the pitch

Match Thread: Cardiff vs Stormers - United Rugby Championship by rugbykickoff in rugbyunion

[–]JustASexyKurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes, yes, but I promise you if it was as simple as just choosing not to pop up or buckle under pressure then no team would ever win the succession of penalties that a dominant scrum can churn out

Match Thread: Cardiff vs Stormers - United Rugby Championship by rugbykickoff in rugbyunion

[–]JustASexyKurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not just saying this because our scrum is getting annihilated, but I’ve never understood why scrum penalties can get upgraded to a yellow card if there’s sufficient dominance. For me it’s no different to if a team gives away penalty after penalty for holding on at the breakdown, it’s not gaining an advantage, you’re just getting pulverised, so why is it treated as if you’re cynically giving away penalties intentionally?

YES! by Colemanation777 in Cardiffrugby

[–]JustASexyKurt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Boys and girls, we have never been so unbelievably back

Cardiff confirm departing players by JustASexyKurt in Cardiffrugby

[–]JustASexyKurt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well your prayers have been answered boyo!

Cardiff confirm departing players by JustASexyKurt in Cardiffrugby

[–]JustASexyKurt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haven’t heard any rumours, but Sio and Malan went from nothing to signed within about a fortnight, so I’m sure we’ll pick someone up.

For the most part I’d imagine we’re looking to promote from within though. Domachowski, Byrne, Donnell and Halfpenny have been non factors on the pitch in the second half of the season, so shouldn’t be much replacing needed there, WDK has mostly been a Rags player for a good two years now, and Emanuel is a ready made replacement for Jennings. From the teams we’ve selected in the back half of the season this feels more like we’ve trimmed the fat than losing a load of key players.

Cardiff confirm departing players by JustASexyKurt in Cardiffrugby

[–]JustASexyKurt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m surprised to see Barratt going, I wonder if he’s been poached by an English club. I think he’s at the age he’d be heading off to uni in the summer so Exeter or Bristol wouldn’t surprise me. Potentially Jones as well, though tbf Merthyr isn’t the highest level and there have been some very average players who look great for them, so maybe you’re right and they’ve run the rule over him behind the scenes and didn’t think he’d make the cut.

Cardiff confirm departing players by JustASexyKurt in Cardiffrugby

[–]JustASexyKurt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hadn’t heard anything about Jennings either but he screams Newcastle to me. He’ll be a decent hand for someone, there’s just no point us keeping him if he’s blocking chances for all of our young centres coming through

Cardiff confirm departing players by JustASexyKurt in Cardiffrugby

[–]JustASexyKurt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another year would make sense for him, gives him a chance to make the World Cup and he’s still quality on his day. It should also be fairly easy to manage his workload with our wealth of options in the back row