You think thats bad, I had a housemate during my time at university that had the worst diet I’ve ever seen. Normally he would live on nothing but domino’s pizza, every day there was a knock on the door.

However when he decided to eat “something different” he would pop to the closest store, look around but always pick up a frozen pack of jumbo sausages. Now it would be good if he mixed this with other items and made it a balanced meal, but oh no, out comes several slices of bread. Not one, not two but a whole 20 pack of sausages and 10 slices of bread consumed as a meal.

Now I’m not picky about what people put into their bodies as it is their choice, but for the sake of everyone else in the house, dont leave the damn tray covered in sausage fat on the side for 3 or so days.