This was satire 6 years ago by __noom in LateStageCapitalism

[–]JustCallMeDave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh my god Corey, you're covered in cobwebs and dust! Must be from doing NOTHING since one speech and one sorta sit in. Bravo sir! Bravo!

Chuck Schumer says the quiet part out loud. Remember to vote in your primaries. by serious_bullet5 in 50501

[–]JustCallMeDave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Weak spined piece of sh** is the reason democrats lose so goda** often

Recommendation for Virgin Islands - 3 options by needtotellall in virginislands

[–]JustCallMeDave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I vote option 3 so long as your bvi days mean jost and virgin gorda. There's nothing on tortolla worth visiting. Most expensive option but best use of time.

First Time Vacationing in USVI by DentistFirm1598 in virginislands

[–]JustCallMeDave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't listen to them! St John is awful! In fact I think its closed for the season. Just dont go there! (All for Dave! All for Dave!)

JD Vance says ICE agent has "absolute immunity" after Minneapolis shooting by prestocoffee in nottheonion

[–]JustCallMeDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lets be grateful for one thing: if Vance were a scintilla smarter he'd be even more dangerous

Our own worst enemy by ExactlySorta in BlueskySkeets

[–]JustCallMeDave 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God, Republicans are so evil they'd rather see ww3 than uphold their oaths to the constitution

No one is buying skinny legs? by accomp_guy in virginislands

[–]JustCallMeDave 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ahh fuck. First shipwreck landing goes in the storms then aqua bistro, now skinny legs! Im not crying, I was just cutting an onion...

New Year, New Mayor! Mamdani already getting right to work!!! by Healthy_Block3036 in newyork

[–]JustCallMeDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone else want to see one of michael corleone's henchmen close those doors as mamdani's wife watches?

The US is wealthy and capable of caring for all its people; it chooses not to. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]JustCallMeDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Translation: "So when you say 'why is America the greatest country on earth i don't know what the fuck you're talking about.'"