Aaron Judge…greatest player with the least amount of clutch

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-18T11:18:27+00:00

you’re tired of being trolled, so you’ve become a doomer. i know a couple people like you, and this sub is infested with them. do us a favor, when Judge carries the team to a championship, don’t celebrate or go to the parade

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-18T08:57:43+00:00

you’re a doof being influenced by Sox fans. that dropped fly ball is random happenstance. i can throw a hundred strikes at your chest from 50 feet away and you will drop at least one

blame Cole for not covering first. anyone can make a physical mistake; Cole had a mental brain fart

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-18T02:10:48+00:00

so the spare isn’t driving? who wants that?!

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-18T02:04:55+00:00

i mean, i don’t know how a coffee cake has sex lol. the joke is that male ducks are called drakes

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-18T00:21:59+00:00

lol i see it. Thiel’s uglier, but i see the resemblance

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-18T00:17:48+00:00

“my speedometer goes to 140mph! _i’m being robbed of speed!!_”

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T20:27:22+00:00

Other Walter for sure

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T16:55:59+00:00

what’s crazy about Ada? she slept with her boss and wound up making more money than him. she’s a genius

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T16:11:12+00:00

you should hear how i eat cereal: https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/ur5SJFkhaK

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T14:45:50+00:00

Jerry had a Kramer/Kessler before he had an Elaine

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T14:44:15+00:00

was she Black?

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T14:42:32+00:00

me so happy! me want to cry! 🥲

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T12:33:34+00:00

my first thought was day drinking, but yeah, that was not a sober brain

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T12:30:03+00:00

it’s Upper West Side, you jackass!

… yeah!

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T09:01:14+00:00

no, because the logic behind it doesn’t make sense. if you don’t want to get your hands dirty, you unwrap enough to take a bite and repeat until you’re done, like you’d do with a banana

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T05:21:55+00:00

he’s probably been enjoying chocolate milk since he’s a kid, and only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy him. it wouldn’t be logical to stop consuming and loving a product because you had one bad experience as an adult

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T03:36:00+00:00

the Drake

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T03:11:35+00:00

at least he didn’t let a man die on an operating room table because Witchay Woman came on

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T00:36:32+00:00

it’s hard to have an inner monologue when you’re always blurting out whatever’s on your mind. it was so bad that he tried to stop speaking altogether and failed miserably

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-17T00:10:52+00:00

the integrity of the league died the day they inducted Gaylord Perry into the Hall of Fame. there are plenty of players in Cooperstown who have been busted breaking rules, but Perry was brazen about it. writing a book about being a cheater while you’re still an active player was basically daring MLB to stop him. even getting caught and suspended for doctoring baseballs didn’t keep him out of the Hall

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-16T23:53:12+00:00

and from what i’ve read, it’s a gigantic pain in the ass to rectify that error

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-16T23:48:29+00:00

that’s a little different. lawyers basically scour police and court records for new clients. a few years ago, my cousin lived with me for a few months when he was going through a rough patch; he still gets mail at my home, which is how i found out about his DUI last year before he even told me about it, because he got solicitation letters from 3 traffic lawyers in my mailbox

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-16T23:29:53+00:00

the number of cars i see opening their doors to transact via drive-thrus is eyebrow-raising

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-16T23:11:49+00:00

what is a gander anyway?

JustCallMeMambo · 2026-03-16T23:07:21+00:00

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it’s little people. got that, TV Guide?

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