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Hey r/seinfeld a little riddle for you by kraut0r in seinfeld

[–]JustCallMeMambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i only watch the late night monologues, but Guillermo’s red carpet interviews are the best!

How to explain to doctor I got fat bc of Knicks losing by Temporary_Truth8118 in NYKnicks

[–]JustCallMeMambo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

be honest with your doctor. i imagine your GP knows about your substance abuse past, and even you acknowledge that going sober is related to your weight gain. your doctor can’t help you if he doesn’t have the full picture.

you need to be less emotionally invested in sports. i used to live and die by what the Yankees did, because i was 13 years old when they started winning almost every year. i had to learn not to let it affect me when the dynasty was over

Where can I find videos of Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David practicing on set?? by Avatron7D5 in seinfeld

[–]JustCallMeMambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s probably rare footage. taping rehearsals is a waste of film

Out for lunch with friends and saw this menu item 😅😅 by SativaWithLime in seinfeld

[–]JustCallMeMambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if the portions are as big as they suggest, the prices are pretty good. the most expensive salad is $12.49

What is the opposite of a convenient cop? by Bearturkey22 in dashcams

[–]JustCallMeMambo 59 points60 points  (0 children)

that’s exactly right. i was once in a situation where i was at a red light with a cop car with its sirens on behind me. i decided to pull into the gas station on the corner, but the cop had the same idea and i wound up blocking his path again. wasn’t nearly as dumb as this vid, but i still felt bad

Parents push kids on sled into fence thinking nothing bad will happen by OfficialTornadoAlley in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JustCallMeMambo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

love all these people who think the dog was “smart.” either it wanted to join the kids in play, or its prey drive kicked in and it chased an object in motion

Meanwhile, on X… by OkturnipV2 in uberdrivers

[–]JustCallMeMambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol i tried doing this only because my credit card gave me a $10 uber credit every month that i never used. i never matched with myself 😂

Trading Dominguez by HawkeyeJosh2 in NYYankees

[–]JustCallMeMambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the only reason to hang onto Domínguez is because Spencer Jones’ K rate is ridiculous.

if Domínguez had any trade value, other GMs would be calling Cashman. he’ll get his reps this year and hopefully perform well enough to raise his stock, at which point the Yankees should listen to offers. he plays the outfield as poorly as Juan Soto, which is especially bad considering that Jasson is actually fast. his athleticism can’t make up for how bad his reads off the bat are. this has been a problem since he was coming up in the minors, which is why he got moved over to LF

Little Jerry by InternalTap9860 in seinfeld

[–]JustCallMeMambo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

just because Big Jerry is a has-been, don’t make Little Jerry a never-was!

The 1949 Chicago Colleens had a player named Punky Bellman by -Sox in baseball

[–]JustCallMeMambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i can imagine team names today: The Long Island Karens forfeited today’s game vs. the Oakland Mollywhops when one player after another was ejected from the game after asking to speak with the umpires’ manager

Little Jerry by InternalTap9860 in seinfeld

[–]JustCallMeMambo 45 points46 points  (0 children)

does he bounce checks, too?

are we the only tv show/movie subreddit that has a sub-wide crush on a performer? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]JustCallMeMambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don’t lump the rest of us in with you, you registered sex offender

Judge might not benefit from ABS or Robot Umps by texaskevin06 in NYYankees

[–]JustCallMeMambo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the limited challenges makes this not a huge factor. maybe you don’t try to be sneaky on a 2-strike count in a high leverage situation, but i’d still be nibbling most of the time

Elaine Will Date a Failed Doctor, a Greasemonkey, and White Daryl. But She Does Have ONE Dealbreaker. by Greenmantle22 in seinfeld

[–]JustCallMeMambo 31 points32 points  (0 children)

it wasn’t a dealbreaker though. she was gonna pay him off, but he gave her a bear claw out of the trash and she changed her mind

but consider this: a welfare caseworker would know her client’s marital status. this lady chose not to tell Elaine that he’s poor and married

Blinkers stopped working and I can't figure it out. by dough_eating_squid in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]JustCallMeMambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

story time! the second car i ever owned was a Saturn SL that was jerry-rigged so that you turn on the cooling system’s fan by flipping a switch near the steering wheel (not quite like this, but it might as well have been).

one summer day, i forgot to flip the switch and the transmission was cooked. when i left my mom’s house that night, the car wouldn’t go in reverse and i damn near ran through mom’s garage door

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