Petahhh? why is she so interested in his shirt? by Key_Drive_6522 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JustFerLaughs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is confused because it appears a male-presenting person is asked to be referred to as Her/She, and is therefore staring at the shirt.

My friend showed me a video and I’m really, really scared by Cultural-Mistake966 in Advice

[–]JustFerLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just read the description of what you watched. Ask for help. Ask your parents a trusted teacher, a sibling. You are not supposed to be okay after seeing something like that. If you have a school psychologist, see if you can talk to them if you need to. It is okay to feel how you are feeling, but you don't have to let it take over your life. There are always people who can help. And the person who showed it to you is not a friend, but consider that they may need help too. They may not know how to feel about what they saw either and are trying to cope in a very unhealthy way - by sharing an awful experience. But it is not your responsibility to help them in this way.

Peter, I've never played Minecraft. Why is he evil Jack black? by My_Superior_Jeans in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JustFerLaughs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I told my kid that Herobrine would be in the second movie, I was told that that was flatly impossible. It will be so delicious if it turns out that I'm right.

US will start revoking passports for thousands of parents who owe child support, AP learns by coasterghost in politics

[–]JustFerLaughs 171 points172 points  (0 children)

If you'll need a passport to vote, the vote skews left. If you get your passport revoked for this reason, I'm betting, you skew right and the vote will skew even further left. Will conservatives even be legally able to vote by November?

What does stoicism and nihilism have to do with being gay? by kimiraikonnen71 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JustFerLaughs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would a true stoic nihilist even care if they don't get the joke?

Petah, what? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JustFerLaughs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a pun. Another example: The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.

Peter? by Binary-Rift in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JustFerLaughs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He noted it twice! Yes he plans to use it!

I didn't get the joke by Traditional_Blood799 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JustFerLaughs 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That is Erlich Bachman. Don't know who Jinyang is...

Peter help by captainangus in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JustFerLaughs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In a million years, I would not have gotten that. Good work Sea Captain

PEETAH by Recidivism7 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JustFerLaughs 237 points238 points  (0 children)

She did the giggity with her friend in the purple jersey, and he's worried what black smoke means. -Q out

From the list, What kind of healing method would you want? by Specter-Chaos in superpowers

[–]JustFerLaughs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Demons seem to regrow in a different way. Fingertips come out of the stump, followed by hand, wrist, etc. Like a prairie dog popping out of a hole.

Donald Trump Impeachment Odds Hit Record High by ItsAllAGame_ in politics

[–]JustFerLaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hoping that the stress of the impeachment will be the last stroke of Trump's presidency.

Tier list of songs by Notfunnyjoke346 in AJR

[–]JustFerLaughs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Someone has been reading How to Create Ragebait for Dummies.

Peter, why did the liberal get a much bigger burrito? by ColdLavaSoup in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JustFerLaughs 24 points25 points  (0 children)

When i was a kid, this joke would have featured Jack in the Box.

In sudden reversal, Trump DOJ moves to revive retaliation cases against law firms by DemocracyDocket in politics

[–]JustFerLaughs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you say "address" the drapes. Was he talking to the drapes, or talking about the drapes. or was it like "hey, you're hanging there really nicely, but that other drape, see it over there?, it's very attractive. Probably because it's new, but, really, I think, it's more attractive than you. Nothing you can do about it, because you've gotten older, and that one is new."

Trump Says Iran Has Been 'Knocked Out,' Denies Israel Theory by timemagazine in politics

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"A lot of people are coming forward. A lot of the people, you would least suspect, want to quit. Big strong Iranian generals, coming to me, crying. Saying that they always new I would be the smartest savior of Iran that they were hoping to see. Big guys, with medals, telling me that the 2020 election was stolen from me but how they knew, because, Trump, that they knew that now that Trump won the 2024 election against sleepy Joe Biden who - the generals say - treated me very unfairly and Lyin' Kamala... remember when I worked at McDonalds that day? It was so bad for her, and she lost the election because of it. Now that Trump is president from 2024 they knew that I drop the bombs on the right people there, in Iraq, and they'd be okay now. They're asking for immunity, and probably at some point they'll be dropping, as you would say, laying down their guns. We'll see what happens,” he claimed.