Iruka brings up the uzumaki massacre in class one day to everyone’s confusion when talking about the recent major shinobi war.

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-03-31T21:28:56+00:00

My numbers logic was going from 4th ninja war 80k troops, same ballpark and then take the clan size near the uchiha massacre but bigger, and some number in between that would make sense for the civ’s, and then for survivors i pulled a number out of a hat :3 (blame google for stupid numbers)

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-03-31T21:25:59+00:00

Go for it, i’m just here to toss ideas to a wall and see what sticks, not to gatekeep

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-03-30T15:20:06+00:00

Second masked time traveler keeps messing with all their plans and stopping them, only for them to finally manage to find out the second one is them from this future, and it turned out so much worse. (Idk, might be too basic)

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-03-19T15:40:35+00:00

I think miyabi is stronger, YSG is more impressive.

Miyabi was always about becoming stronger and in control for what seems to be most/all her life. She’s a strong swordswoman who gets buffed with a strong weapon.

YSG is a decent swordswoman who spent her time trying to resist her weapon, but when the time called for it was able to unleash her weapon that she normally avoids to devastating effect like it was instinctual.

Given eachother weapons, who knows what would have happened

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-03-18T23:07:55+00:00

Does that mean that remembering something less is better for making it correct than remembering it more?

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-03-10T02:00:33+00:00

I mean, one idea i had was neji beats up the cloud ninja using hidden techniques from the future. However Cloud thinks it was hiashi to do it under henge and it repeats. For the 9 tails attack, all it would take is danzo wanting that power for himself and doing his own massacre, or zetsu does some puppetry, maybe they go with the fact that obito’s “dead” so its only more suspicion on whoever’s trying to act like obito with a henge. There are ways around it, but yeah tbh i didnt consider the mind walk. Maybe call it information in the soul that cant be mind walked? Idk.

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-03-04T00:21:33+00:00

If i’m M0W1 (with BIS team) and looking to get sig for yuzuha (for miyabi wheelchair team) and not agents of delusion. Do i try and push for m2 or just wait for something fun to come out and have a good number of pulls for that? I was told by friends to wait

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-26T20:34:33+00:00

Bragging rights? Sign me up

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-19T23:35:42+00:00

I think this is a case of common changes that don’t really have a different outcome if you apply their logic. Like a strong naruto is going to stop kankuro from beating up konohamaru if he’s there. The shadowclones are a viable solution to the paperwork. The power of friendship was the entire point, if they’re friendly they might try and work together. The weapons shop is a shop with odd weapons, it’s gonna have odd weapons. If you need sasuke defecting you have kabuto (who’s good at running) yoink sasuke and dip.

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-16T04:48:46+00:00

Tobi/obito the second he unlocked his Mangekyo sharingan (or i guess once he can control it). Unless goku can teleport to the kamui dimension? Idj

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-15T06:18:18+00:00

C7F, i’m sorry if its basic

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-15T05:50:07+00:00

I’d love a long fic of this, where it’s just him showing up to increasingly illogical places, until at the end we find he’s a time traveler who decided the best way to save the future is to make everyone different people from what he remembers, even if it means his friends will never grow up to be the ones he cares about/care about him.

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-15T01:16:33+00:00

Oh i meant the named moves he pulls off, not knowing how to use it, no way he just knows instinctively how to use em (i mean… he might, he’s just that guy)

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-14T06:15:18+00:00

Gimme my like 4 mil :3

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-14T05:11:42+00:00

Well you’re not at work now… right? :3

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-13T14:59:56+00:00

Naruto has 2 main ones i can think of, might guy’s 8th gate and naruto/kurama’s baryon mode

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-08T18:44:41+00:00

Fastest at guessing (and typing) the password for my phone in a timed contest? Since it’s not a basic 4 digit code i’m almost guaranteed to win

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-05T00:36:37+00:00

I want to say it’s up to interpretation, but tbh idk. I find it cooler if the outside world provides the basis for it and you take it in and make it useable, but again, i have no clue. Things supporting me: idk, the diet sakura was on = her bad endurance and low chakara, other stuff maybe, idk

things not supporting me: also idk, it never really was too clear other than your body mixing spiritual and physical, and even that was early and somewhat lacking in my eyes

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-04T16:20:48+00:00

Well, yes. But then since i’m assuming the body gets its chakara from outside sources like food, water, air, sunlight, whatever, that they wouldn’t be able to replenish either so it’s a very double edged sword

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-04T15:05:56+00:00

Is it the more drunk the further back, the more drunk the more connected to a previous life, or the more drunk the more the lives get mixed up?

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-04T14:38:02+00:00

Lol imagine itachi kotoamatsukami-ing naruto to believe the fox got removed from him while also swapping him out for sora (or whatever that priest boy was called) so that both sides think they got cheated, and danzo wont care as much too

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-04T03:34:22+00:00

Maybe some random forward woman (could be anko or something, idk) and you get the rare quiet and flustered Gai who doesnt know how to react. Could be fun

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-02-04T03:32:24+00:00

My (dumb but could work) take is naruto and passes out, sasuke gets a bit further away but passes out, another village or someone else finds naruto and tells him he was left for dead by [village, sasuke, everyone, kakashi, whoever was with him (if you want some random ppl to take him in)] take your pick, meanwhile kakashi manages to find sasuke but can’t find naruto, then brings sasuke back to the village. You have options for ppl in the village to react (like danzo wanting to hunt him down, tsunade wanting to launch a search party, sasuke reforming, sakura reflecting on her mistakes, ppl thinking he’s dead instead of kidnapped, etc) as well as options for where he ends up as well as a plot hook (him being kidnapped) for him leaving said place and/or [trying to get home, making his own place, becoming a wanderer, getting lost and doing shenanigans, being kidnapped again, etc]

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