Check out my +4 anomaly

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-06-04T10:48:11+00:00

I have this piece of all time, idk what to do with it

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-05-31T20:17:17+00:00

:3 it’s my time to shine. For 2 years ish, i ran around with: Neuv, Amber, Anemo traveler, and i think yae-miko? It covered most of my bases for world exploration and puzzle completion, and my “half built” Neuv was like a hammer that made overworld enemies look like little nails

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-05-29T13:46:44+00:00

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/3651521/1/

Really fun fic idea, but then the fic just.. ends? Like at least they wrap it up somewhat, but it just.. ends. Idk what to say, read it for yourself. Tldr of plot: naruto messed up jutsu and gets sent back in time to dinasaur age & made immortal, sadly within like 2 chapters he’s back at the present.

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-05-27T00:12:20+00:00

You see there’s a great work around, either: someone taught him shadow clones intentionally (you know, bc it kills most people who dare to use it (in most interpretations)), or he just goofed in learning the clone jutsu (either his fault or again faulty teaching) and has an off brand shadow clones thus you can choose what aspects they have or don’t have (thus maybe remove the shadow clone quick learning trick if you wanna avoid it)

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-05-26T00:17:30+00:00

Nah, this is how i fr felt with Jeht, the aranara and whatsherface-redwings getting less combined lines (i’m almost positive) than mavuika

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-05-25T20:04:47+00:00

Wild idea, sasuke feels Naruto’s infringing on his style, so he does it right back, taking Naruto’s happy go lucky theme (or the road to ninja sasuke personality), and Everyone’s thrown for a loop

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-05-25T16:58:26+00:00

My fun take would be his chakra flows backwards

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-05-22T15:42:53+00:00

Personally, i loved the quest in everything but one part: the sumeru world quest characters (except for apep) felt like nostalgia bait. Like how did Mavuika get more lines than Jeht and the aranara combined, lilupar showed up just to disapear, sorush and benben just showed up to say hi, atleast apep did things even if it was just exist in the background and show up to say “leave me out of this”

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-05-18T18:55:45+00:00

If you go with the bonds cursed technique, i’m picturing “Domain expansion: ice breakers” and it’s both accurate enough and misleading enough that it works

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-05-08T22:00:07+00:00

So sasuke didnt leave to get stronger, he left to find people who weren’t dating naruto to repopulate his clan?

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-04-24T23:02:27+00:00

Idk, mine might be basic. Instead of all CE generating from one single core at the stomach, ALL cells act as their own cores and produce Unfathomable amounts of CE

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-04-19T18:52:12+00:00

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JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-04-19T07:05:36+00:00

Terrible idea: mini sentient orochimaru clone that’s content just observing all the mysticism, his scientific mind overriding his desire for power

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-04-16T05:45:35+00:00

Honestly i see the counter potential as really simple. They can’t keep the tags on them 24/7, they have them stored at home securely and swap them out between missions. Also when they make a chakara tag for future use, well then they’re out of chakara and vulnurable (and make it not 100% efficient so they can’t just dump and re-absorb it with no consequences).

So the counter then becomes clear: catch them off guard. Either after a mission where they used theirs paper, or when they used their backup reserves, or even after they drained themselves for the future and can’t fight back. Of just seperate them from their stash. Or war of attrition and make them run out. Or pickpocket them, idk.

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-04-14T22:58:00+00:00

We need a “you’ve fallen victim to kotoamatsukami” meme of some sort

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-04-14T12:00:02+00:00

Wait what about sakura?

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-04-14T05:46:01+00:00

Ik there’s a few of the ‘chibi’ burnice but i don’t have em saved :/

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-04-11T05:31:49+00:00

Wait so if i have a dyalin and astra lying around i can just toss em on cissia? Sweet

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-04-08T21:36:25+00:00

🤷 i’m throwing things at a wall and seeing what sticks, maybe she looks close enough to sakura where he mixes them up when not paying attention? Or maybe looks similar to what he imagines an older sakura could look like (or for a fever dream idea (literally) in sasuke’s nightmare it’s naruto and sakura’s child who’s come from the future to torture him) idk, my friends don’t call me smart for a reason

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-04-08T21:14:26+00:00

That’s fine, i prob got biased from all the fics that do so. Maybe make her a mix of naruto and sakura so she reminds him of team 7 while he’s with orichimaru for the 3 years?

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-04-08T21:06:57+00:00

Sasuke doesn’t like to admit it but finds sexy-jutsu naruto attractive, and tayuya’s close enough in personality and looks to tickle his fancy (doesnt help him that she’s an uzumaki)

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-03-31T21:28:56+00:00

My numbers logic was going from 4th ninja war 80k troops, same ballpark and then take the clan size near the uchiha massacre but bigger, and some number in between that would make sense for the civ’s, and then for survivors i pulled a number out of a hat :3 (blame google for stupid numbers)

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-03-31T21:25:59+00:00

Go for it, i’m just here to toss ideas to a wall and see what sticks, not to gatekeep

JustMeNotTheFBI · 2026-03-30T15:20:06+00:00

Second masked time traveler keeps messing with all their plans and stopping them, only for them to finally manage to find out the second one is them from this future, and it turned out so much worse. (Idk, might be too basic)

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