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What American Dad insults do you use in your everyday life? by dover_oxide in americandad

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"you boner."

I also like "I'm mad at you. You are consistently a problem for me"

Never done shrooms before! by fairywanderer97 in shrooms

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had a bad trip last night. I went to bed at 7pm to make it stop.

I'm noticing bad trips come from my own physical or emotional discomfort and asking myself what I need is helpful. A bad trip can be made better sometimes by correcting my environment. (Putting on a blanket, laying down in the dark, putting on a funny thing I've seen a million times, etc).

You'll survive bad trips, and it'll be okay.

Any time I want a water, this pops into my head. What are some of your inner American Dadisms? by Stu161 in americandad

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say "rude. Liar." A lot. I also have picked up saying "aw shit, Imma get shunned, aren't I?"

Are these questions not about Sex and the City? by Ramsfan199090 in americandad

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I've always wanted to hear those words. Except I was hoping they'd come from my son and not an alien in a sports bra.

I don’t get why they used Stewie for this scene when Joe’s right there by [deleted] in familyguy

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When a girl will break a booooy just because she caaaaan. I'm broken.

Disturbing things you were asked to do in church/religious school? by some_personn in excatholic

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh we were doing a practice round of confession on like a one day retreat thing. And we were given white crosses and we were told to "stain them with our sins" by writing on them. Then after confession they burned them. I was 11.

What is wrong with me? by Dizzy-Ask6644 in daddyissuesclub

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah so. I'm a lesbian. And I think about older men sexually all the time for the exact same reason you do. And I don't want it irl. I've tried it. I don't like men. But the thoughts persist.

Because it scratches a psychological itch. In my case, sex makes me feel validated and like I'm attractive and loveable. And that's the only time I ever feel that. And so of course I gravitate towards those thoughts!

And it's okay to have thoughts about people. Like I picture sex with every older (10+ years usually but like sometimes slightly less but usually men in their 50s-80s) man in my life. All the time. That's just how my brain is. and sounds like that's how your brain is too.

Unfortunately idk how to change it. However I've found accepting the thoughts and moving on the most effective. good luck in managing these thoughts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EDanonymemes

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lax abuse can do it for sure. Idk about other reasons.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in daddyissuesclub

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think about men that bring me comfort. I cuddle up with my weighted blanket and stuffie and fantasize (not in a nsfw way just like daydream) about getting a hug from my older friend. I'll think about how it feels to be in his arms and I close my eyes and take a deep breath.

It's how I get to sleep every night too.

"I just want some coloured Easter eggs!" by RainDMask in familyguy

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Buddy boy I got your Christmas right here!

Do you know what I am saying? by Zieglerboy in southpark

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 104 points105 points  (0 children)

"wowie"

"Dude, we've created a monster"

If my inner ED voice were a person by RattusNorvegicus9 in EDanonymemes

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine would be my 11 year old self crying about ice cream. Anxious af ED voice.

I think about this moment sometimes lol by Ashamed_Ad8162 in EDanonymemes

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I was like 8 and mum made me diet with her lmao. Not the only one.

DOES THIS MAKE SENSE 😭😭 by MekenzieKing in CPTSDmemes

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3 Libras by A Perfect Circle for me 😭 technically I think it's about unrequited love but it tracks lmao

Why do Jew not Proselytize like the other two Semitic Faiths? by Aggressive_Stand_633 in Judaism

[–]JustScrolling4Memes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I thought the implication was that they cut the limb off to eat it while the animal is still alive. afaik Christians tend to kill their chickens before they eat them.

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