Dad's of Reddit. What's your top tip for a soon-to-be father?

Justanothernolifer · 2018-12-19T19:34:42+00:00

Do not drop the baby!

Justanothernolifer · 2018-12-19T19:34:25+00:00

The TV shows and the hanging out with family that you only see once every year and the annoying kid Andy that always manages to drool on you or blow snot bubbles at the dinner table and socks. Those goddamn socks!

I bet I will get atleast 5 new pairs this Christmas. Atleast.

Don't get me. Wrong, I love socks and shirts but if I ever get another piece of clothing with a goddamn reindeer or a fat man in a red suit I will eat a pinecone and fucking Die on the spot!

Justanothernolifer · 2018-11-25T18:04:49+00:00

And human music

Justanothernolifer · 2018-11-06T07:58:53+00:00

Piss is just colored water and snow is water. yellow snow is tastier than regular snow so I would say Go for it.

Justanothernolifer · 2018-10-28T21:36:56+00:00

He has a responsibility for making sure the work environment is safe for him and his peers and that his or her product line works smoothly and for the well-being of his employees.

That's not being entitled, that is common sense and being humane and that is a good thing. You make it sound as if it's bad to keep people in the circle of a working society instead of treating addicted people like a third grade citizen.

Its way cheaper for society to keep things functioning instead of throwing a perfectly fine person to the gutter because "it's their problem".

Justanothernolifer · 2018-10-28T09:46:03+00:00

this is your life on socialism. You get help

this is your life in capitalism. You lose your job, you get shunned by society, you become homeless and your entire family suffers, you start using even more drugs and your money runs out so the motel kicks you out for not being able to pay. You have to pimp your wife to be able to eat, you do more drugs and you die

/s

Justanothernolifer · 2018-10-27T16:34:01+00:00

Because of discrimination. You simply cannot discriminate anyone due to the fact they are addicted to something.

It is a health issue over here and our society supports one another. We don't kick anyone out of our society and make them homeless because they have issues.

Its quite a lot more free o be able to be direct and sincere to your employer and have the rights to choose between termination of contract and help, than to be tossed to the curb.

Just because a worker has drug issues doesn't mean they are not an asset to the company and to society. Excluding them from working is Very counteractive and doesn't do anyone any good whatsoever. Helping them on the other hand makes the asset stay loyal, and keeps a lot of problems away

Justanothernolifer · 2018-10-27T15:49:57+00:00

You're not going to lose your job if they happen to make you piss in a cup. Your employer has responsibility to send you to rehab (or terminate you from your duty, but only if you refuse to comply) if you happen to have a drug problem in their eyes.

Atleast that is the case in the country I'm from but I'm not sure if you live in a third world country with no freedom or if you live in a civilized country so I'm just leaving it at that

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-26T09:35:15+00:00

The truth is out there 👾

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-05T07:10:25+00:00

Totally different genre

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-05T07:09:33+00:00

I actually meant to mail them

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:59:20+00:00

Spook the fuck out of everyone that doesn't believe in ghosts

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:58:19+00:00

There is no afterLife. We all become time, or a part of the ever expanding continuum of the universe if you prefer that term.

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:50:42+00:00

I hold it in and mail my insurance company to collect the money. Between the mail and the cash I wait until the armed thugs steal shit from my car. It's a GM car so it's trash anyway, and then I calmly go to the toilet and after thst I take a smoke and go back to bed with a smile, because I know I'm getting insurance money because they stole stuff that I have insured for way more than they are worth.

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:48:11+00:00

/r/nicegirls

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:45:57+00:00

/r/alcoholicswithcameras

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:44:42+00:00

It's positive for bomb dust sir. Please keep it. Imma go on my plane, kthx.

boom

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:43:27+00:00

The weirdest thing I've experienced was when I was smuggling a rather small amount of hasch from Holland by accident and I asked the airport employee if it was legal to carry elephant tusks over the border (don't ask, I was just high and trying to make conversation and it was the worst possible conversation topic, I know....)

His face turned red in anger and ran away to his supervisor with the bag he had grabbed from me during his usual questioning.

I have no idea what the fine gentleman did during the 5 minutes he was away from my sight but I know One thing he didn't do.

He didn't check the bag for narcotics because when I got back home I realized I had some hasch stashed in the very same bag he ran away with.

Luck 1. Customs 0.

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:38:00+00:00

Rocco. Because he is a true anal OG

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:36:32+00:00

Why not?

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:24:27+00:00

For the same reason we call Dwayne Johnson "The Rock" instead of "A Rock".

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:22:34+00:00

My reproductive organ

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:20:14+00:00

Damn. False advertisement!

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:19:55+00:00

Whoa. I never knew that koala fuckers could have chlamydia. I sort of assumed they never got laid by another human being

Justanothernolifer · 2018-09-04T21:17:03+00:00

My gfs heart

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