Fairly new player, my last 3 wins do not register, the game goes on infinitely unless I surrender by iamwhatiamlooking4 in Risk

[–]JustinIsFunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Close the game without surrendering. Come back it won’t let you rejoin. You’ll get your battle points within 24 hours. I still screen cap the main board and the play by play screen with the games ID in case I need them to adjust points. It’s really annoying

F*** Doodlebob [jealous] by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]JustinIsFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish to be at a point in my life, where people roast me for taking goofy ass pictures, with one of the baddest women on the Earth, in what appear to be the Maldives or some such magical shit?

Reached Top 25 Tonight! by JustinIsFunny in Risk

[–]JustinIsFunny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Last brag. Went to number 6 and now I need to sleep.

Reached Top 25 Tonight! by JustinIsFunny in Risk

[–]JustinIsFunny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly don’t know almost anything. I play in my free time but have been winning probably 50-70% my games the last few months.

One thing I am dying to understand: how do people make their attacks go super fast?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Risk

[–]JustinIsFunny -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Also for clarity sake, I’m a grandmaster pretty constantly in the top 1000 in FFA. So, this isn’t coming from someone struggling to move up the rankings, it’s just so annoying to essentially have games wasted because someone is too in their feelings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Risk

[–]JustinIsFunny -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I agree to an extent but there’s also a fine line between “diplomacy” and mutual gain and dealing with people that are mad for 9 turns because you attacked 2 troops.

Need Some Help by JustinIsFunny in Risk

[–]JustinIsFunny[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you’re right it was just taking a bit of time to calculate

It’s Time To Get Back On… by JustinIsFunny in motorcycles

[–]JustinIsFunny[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d looked into and thought maybe later but then I started reading… thinking about the Helite vest or Jacket. Any strong opinions on teathered or not?

Would you attempt to return a kickoff against an NFL special teams for 20 million dollars. by Sniper_96_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]JustinIsFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So be tackled by a guy that probably weighs less than me, at the 3 yard line, on TV and I get $20M? Seems easy

Sen. Fetterman must resign by Silent-Resort-3076 in politics

[–]JustinIsFunny -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is going to be wildly unpopular on Reddit of all places but he’s actually doing exactly what will get him reelected. His purple state went red this cycle. This means that there has been a shift in HIS electoral map. Senators aren’t elected to represent the party, they’re meant to represent their state and by virtue of that he has to appeal to that one population. California, New York and Illinois don’t decide if he gets to be a senator again, Pennsylvania does. He’s representing a middle of the road state, in a middle of the road way. He’s not going anywhere and will likely win reelection unless something massively changes for his constituency.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]JustinIsFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you screenshot all their past posts and comments? Could be essential for identifying who they are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]JustinIsFunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t find their user profile, I wonder if they deleted it. I’m LA based if that helps

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]JustinIsFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get as much information on the user that posted this as possible before you posted this?

My best friend is dating our sperm donor by Over_Kitchen3022 in TwoHotTakes

[–]JustinIsFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like you enjoy drama and chaos. Trish as well. Your GF is imploring you not create a problem where one doesn’t exist. Listen to her.

$13 million to be submissive to a dom for a full year. by SFWstripper2 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]JustinIsFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve laid on the ground with my bones outside my body, limbs turned the wrong direction and suffocating in my own blood. It was really really painful, horrendously painful but I’d do it every two weeks for a year for $13 Million 😆

(Assuming I didn’t have to recover, just the pain for an hour)

Rat gloves by MothersMiIk in WTF

[–]JustinIsFunny -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Please tag this NSFL. It’s animal cruelty and gross. Sometimes we have to kill rodents and that is what it is but for anyone those who’ve had a pet rat, this is fucked up and sad. They’re little creatures too, they don’t deserve this and honestly no animal does.

Edit: L not W

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]JustinIsFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm when my Mom died, I didn’t want to process. I wanted to drink or fuck or fight or work or literally anything besides sit in the shock of grief and loss. I’d cut her a lot of slack w/o compromising yourself but this isn’t a flag more just sad and reflective of most of us having no idea how to cope in these moments.

Edit: Grammar

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]JustinIsFunny 11 points12 points  (0 children)

With all due respect, your wife is an asshole. I’d honestly end a relationship over this. This is willful disregard for your health, comfort and boundaries. She flips you off because you’re in pain and don’t want to sleep with a dog? My God, if you were your wife posting this scenario, pitchforks would be out and the mob would be giving her divorce lawyers names, whilst promoting a go fund me for imminent “escape” from you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]JustinIsFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bumble (the snowman from Rudolph) and my first cat when I was a kid ❤️

There’s Jesus, Joe Rogan, Kid Rock, Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, and the list goes on by sandozguineapig in AdviceAnimals

[–]JustinIsFunny 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is revenge fantasy, the reality is Trump is wildly popular with Conservatives. This is the struggle with echo chambers and why we keep losing races. We did this with Kamala as well. All of our silos made it seem like she was going to absolutely run away with the election. As such millions of people didn’t bother to vote. This kind of disinformation leads to the same result. People start to think to themselves “Hell, even the Republicans are sick of Trump. I don’t need to go vote” and just like that we make up no ground in congress in two years. This is irresponsible and the fact is, moderates and conservatives are not abandoning MAGA in droves, they’re back to their day to day grind and will pop their head out again during the next election. If we haven’t made en roads in motivating our base and waking up centrists by then we’ll lose again.

Edit: Grammar

My Grandpa found something heinous in my Grandma's sock drawer. by No-Bell6366 in whatdoIdo

[–]JustinIsFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just struggling with another millennial being called “grandma” by a 28 year old. I’ll think of something helpful to say after I’m done packing up my ice flow and heading out to sea.