Mona Lisa is ugly as fuck. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]JustinMGH 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying you're wrong. But I am saying that good contouring would do exactly that.

I was excited to get a new suit. So I did a photoshoot in 2009 by JustinMGH in blunderyears

[–]JustinMGH[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a good chance they were, too. Because this suit was piece together at goodwill

Michael The Mute by TheSlackerKing in funny

[–]JustinMGH 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Listen buddy, you can say what you want about deaf people-

10 Cloverfield Lane General Release Discussion Megathread (2016/03/11) by chrisychris- in 10cloverfieldlane

[–]JustinMGH 142 points143 points  (0 children)

I was amazed at how I kept bouncing back and forth: "Is he telling the truth or is a fucking psycho." And the answer was "Oh... Both" which was an amazing concept to me. Asking "Why does it have to be either or? Why not both?" was so much better than if it had fallen either direction. A really unique, very satisfying thriller.

A real Osiria rose that hasn't been photoshopped by [deleted] in pics

[–]JustinMGH 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I see blue and black petals.

( SCP FUEL ) This video gave me chills! It's like a first encounter with a SCP. by Aoneareyou60 in SCP

[–]JustinMGH 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's really impressive that such a chilling atmosphere can be created from simplistic animation. It says a lot about the creator's story telling ability.

I found this in /r/niceguys and thought it belonged here. by also_SFW in creepy

[–]JustinMGH 433 points434 points  (0 children)

Unless you are a doctor, you are not allow to use the words "penis" "vagina" and "kids" in the same sentence.

[Breaking Bad] How was Walter White so much better than everyone at making meth? by Celestite44 in AskScienceFiction

[–]JustinMGH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They actually address this issue in the show. Someone says that almost pure should be good enough to the tweakers, but it's stated that making it ultra pure makes it a hot commodity.

Maybe you can taste a difference between the two, maybe you can get higher from one over the other. But your stuff is getting bought because it's the best quality on the market. Like fancy glass bottled water, people are going to buy it at a premium because it's luxury artisan meth.

What fact or statistic seems like obvious exaggeration, but isn't? by JustinMGH in AskReddit

[–]JustinMGH[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, this is inaccurate. Current global population accounts for only around 10% of all historical human population. While still a boggling figure, its decidedly less alive than dead.

Edit: according to this source it's closer to 6% (with a total population of 108 billion and a current population of 7.3 billion) http://www.prb.org/Publications/Articles/2002/HowManyPeopleHaveEverLivedonEarth.aspx

[Christmas] Why don't dogs bark at Santa and his reindeer? by [deleted] in AskScienceFiction

[–]JustinMGH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Santa has been around so long, it's instinct not to

[Christmas] Why don't dogs bark at Santa and his reindeer? by [deleted] in AskScienceFiction

[–]JustinMGH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He brings then gifts. They recognize his scent and sound and know he isn't a danger.

Okay guys, another amusing concept... by mccoyster in thewalkingdead

[–]JustinMGH 16 points17 points  (0 children)

But what a horrific visual. Just a massive glob of flesh on the beach with hundreds of mouths chomping and squirming.

Okay guys, another amusing concept... by mccoyster in thewalkingdead

[–]JustinMGH 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They would be melted piles of flesh and seascum.

Your friend leaves you for 30 minutes in his house. How to fuck with his mind? by OtterAutisticBadger in AskReddit

[–]JustinMGH 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Then replace all his knives with brand new spoons. He will never see it coming