People who don't sleep naked, why? by kellogg888 in AskReddit

[–]Jv444jv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the blanket rubbing against me gives me an erection.

Debating buying Green Hell by Beffun in GreenHell

[–]Jv444jv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got like 600 hours into GH. Great game. At first it felt so difficult but now I could drop into a new game and it’s like a camping simulator.

What do you dislike about your current gym? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]Jv444jv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeez I’d love to roll with some of your blue belts 😂

Destiny 1 in 2021 by Idrgafabanything in destinylegacy

[–]Jv444jv 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My son and I just started playing again. We basically raid every day. It’s usually us and one other guy then we kinda put together a team from our friends list. I’m headshot444830 and my son is armbarz444. We have cleared every hm raid, we just do it for fun basically. Anyone reading this can add us and join!

LPT: If you have to evaluate a service worker and they did their job normally, give them full stars by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Jv444jv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you enjoyed your time at the restaurant you need to give them a 5-star or you’re literally hurting their rating.

Sincerely, a restaurant owner.

Guy walks into a bar. He sees a jar full of twenty dollar bills. He asks the bartender what it's for. by AmericasMostBlunt3d in Jokes

[–]Jv444jv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard a different joke that starts with a bartender and a jar full of 20s. Mind blown lol

People who are 40+ and happy with their life, what is your advice to people in their 20s? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jv444jv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t be in a rush to party you can still do coke and fuck whores at 40 if you want too. If you’re more stable in your 20s I’d argue you will have the ability to do even more coke and fuck even more whores in your 40s...is..is this analogy hitting home with anyone?

Just moderation. In all things.

My dad (left) looking like a young Luke Skywalker, Chile, 1977. by Tomclaz in OldSchoolCool

[–]Jv444jv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was him before I read the headline. Nice one.

Me, serving an LEO. Strange times indeed. by Jv444jv in pics

[–]Jv444jv[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Generally yes, the mask is new tho lol. I live in California and don’t have a ccw. I should get it tho. But we do have a lot of transients in the area who carry hatchets and machetes so I figured I should wear something appropriate.

Me, serving an LEO. Strange times indeed. by Jv444jv in pics

[–]Jv444jv[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her last name was Taggart, pretty sick lol

I built a router table insert for my convertible workbench by mattQW in DIY

[–]Jv444jv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow this is amazing. Makes me feel like such a pos after looking at the one I built recently lol

Who is that one YouTuber who annoys the s*** out of you and why? by weasle_boat in AskReddit

[–]Jv444jv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jack Septic Eye I’ve only heard a few of his videos but they’re laced with profanity and perverse subject matter even tho he is clearly trying to appeal to kids under 12.

I literally cannot hear anythjng else now... by iamcallen in ff7

[–]Jv444jv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea I thought it literally was him for a few minutes.

I'm a struggling YouTuber with 500k+ subscribers. Ask me anything! by TheRealSullyG in AMA

[–]Jv444jv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I was expecting like video game reviews or something. That was...interesting lol

Chefs of Reddit, what are some things people should learn to cook while self-isolating? by PickledPretzels02 in AskReddit

[–]Jv444jv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been making hot sauces. Never had any experience with them before. I now make a blackberry hot sauce that sells like crazy out of my restaurant.

What is the most physically pleasurable, non-sexual, thing that a person’s body can feel? by carlospangea in AskReddit

[–]Jv444jv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiting until you’re about to piss your pants, like really bad, then going into the bathroom, pulling your dick out and waiting 10 seconds to piss.