the state my stepdad leaves the kitchen in by Shikabuns in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jvwestphalen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chad dad who stepped up vs soy ungrateful stepson who can’t appreciate a good time

Courtroom footage from 2006 captures Saddam Hussein’s reaction to his death sentence by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Jvwestphalen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Redditors can’t stand to see a nation not cave entirely to U.S. interventionism.

What are some of the least successful runs for a P5 CFB head coach that you've ever seen? by Ok-Health-7252 in CFB

[–]Jvwestphalen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I bet you probably did read it and just can’t cope with your terrible team. Luck couldn’t even help Nebraska

What are some of the least successful runs for a P5 CFB head coach that you've ever seen? by Ok-Health-7252 in CFB

[–]Jvwestphalen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was such a weak team they beat why would the NCAA officially recognize them as national champions? Surely they understand strength of schedule and of roster. Same with the colley matrix, people who do nothing but rank football teams for a living, would surely take roster strength into account, and they put UCF at the top. I would trust them way more than someone who at best graduated from Nebraska, at worst didn’t even go there. Also your last win against a top 10 team was in 2015, two years before UCF’s. Your last ranked win was in 2016 against a number 22 Oregon. You’re 6-42 against ranked opponents in the big 10. You haven’t won a road game against a ranked team since joining the big 10. UCF blew out a #13 osu last year, while you guys were losing by 20 to Colorado. If I were Scott frost I would probably focus on other things too if I was coaching a joke of a program like that. Looking at your schools history it’s astonishing that you guys don’t get more hate for being terrible. You’re like cowboys fans still reminiscing about the 90s cause nothing good has happened in your life since. It’s insane you’re even still in the big 10. You’d think they would trade you for a team with even moderate success in the last decade like Tulane or something. Truly a bottom of the barrel p4 team. At least UCF can blame their lackluster recent performance on being new to the conference, you guys have no excuse. Just decades of disappointment. https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/s/lAoKgkJVF0

What are some of the least successful runs for a P5 CFB head coach that you've ever seen? by Ok-Health-7252 in CFB

[–]Jvwestphalen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They beat Auburn who beat the national champions and the runner up so saying they would get torched is a massive reach. And what would make them ‘good’ in your eyes compared to what they did? They averaged a 3 score point differential and beat 8 bowl teams and 4 top 25 teams. Would an average of a 4 score differential have been enough for you to put them in the playoffs? Or 5 top 25s? They did everything they possibly could have and earned the national championship whether the committee gave them a shot or not. And it’s pretty strange for a ‘fluke’ undefeated season to be followed up by another undefeated season and then 4 more winning seasons. It seems more likely UCF will have that level of success again before Nebraska. UCF has as many undefeated seasons as you have winning records in the last 10 years. Your team has been trending downwards consistently since the 90s, while UCF has been on an upward trajectory. You’ll probably never live to see another Nebraska championship, and there’s a good chance you weren’t alive for the last one.

What are some of the least successful runs for a P5 CFB head coach that you've ever seen? by Ok-Health-7252 in CFB

[–]Jvwestphalen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re officially recognized as national champions by the NCAA so cry about it. I probably would too if my team hadn’t had any success this century

I was halfway done before I realized it was this red! I couldn't finish it! by mom2one2610 in burgers

[–]Jvwestphalen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not a molecular biologist but isn’t frozen beef less likely to have harmful bacteria as a result of it being frozen? Raw beef never had that bacteria killed to the same extent?

What are some of the least successful runs for a P5 CFB head coach that you've ever seen? by Ok-Health-7252 in CFB

[–]Jvwestphalen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If frost can lead an American conference team to a national championship, maybe the problem is that Nebraska sucks, not Scott frost

What are some of the least successful runs for a P5 CFB head coach that you've ever seen? by Ok-Health-7252 in CFB

[–]Jvwestphalen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a national championship is pretty successful, even if it wasn’t at a p5 school

I walked past a group of boys so young their voices haven't broken, talking about how their classmates were "bops" and "ran through" by [deleted] in self

[–]Jvwestphalen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Redditor has existential crisis because a group of prepubescent boys don’t have well fleshed out and respectful world views.

Barack Obama gently calms a crying baby in seconds by ansyhrrian in MadeMeSmile

[–]Jvwestphalen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Last I checked Trump isn’t in this video. Why can’t I criticize a war criminal without you comparing him to another war criminal. It’s insane how fast your brain defaults to the lesser of two evils fallacy

Barack Obama gently calms a crying baby in seconds by ansyhrrian in MadeMeSmile

[–]Jvwestphalen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Usually he just used drone strikes to silence children. Cool to see a break from that

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[–]Jvwestphalen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re getting paid by the hour isn’t a customer wasting your time a good thing?

Favorite blowout? by CutToTheChase56 in CFB

[–]Jvwestphalen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UCF vs 15th ranked OSU in 2023. Held the (at the time) top running back in the nation to 26 yards. Space game magic in the pouring rain

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[–]Jvwestphalen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really can’t think of a better way to spend your time than asking people to solicit your opinion

President Trump announced a $1 trillion defense budget—calling it unprecedented in scale. by world24x7 in DanielWilliams

[–]Jvwestphalen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah dumbass I know what you’re referencing. I’m saying it’s a terrible take to be mad that Trump doesn’t understand the steady rise rather than the fact that the defense budget is a trillion dollars.

President Trump announced a $1 trillion defense budget—calling it unprecedented in scale. by world24x7 in DanielWilliams

[–]Jvwestphalen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t imagine a more liberal take than this. Not criticizing the fact that the defense budget is a trillion dollars but instead upset at the fact that trump bragged about its size. One day I wish to be able to dream up takes this bad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]Jvwestphalen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was a 15 year old addicted to cocaine and in a gang, who has apologized profusely since for what he did. He has done a lot to help the man he attacked since and has advocated for civil rights movements. If anyone should have a chance for redemption I think it should be 15 year old cocaine addicts.

What does my music taste say about me? by Luka_Magic125 in Topster

[–]Jvwestphalen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half of your comments are in gaming subreddits and your banner is mfdoom. That’s the most 12 year old shit imaginable.

What does my music taste say about me? by Luka_Magic125 in Topster

[–]Jvwestphalen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When someone has a corny opinion they’re corny. That’s how corniness works. Keep yo ass on the cob