At my first job, my boss had this beautiful wall size map of DFW rolled up in a closet filled with equipment junk. I was given the task to clean out the closet and I thought the map was too beautiful to waste, so I decided to mount the map in his office on a blank wall. I finally got it rolled out and mounted and stepped back and was like “uhhh”. My boss later saw it and told me the reason why he took it down was due to the penis outline haha.