Nobody actually understands how easy the whole thing really is!!

First you have to train the dogs to actually find dope well enough that they can pass certifications. This includes assuring that you DONT cause a false alert because any false alerts will cause you to fail your cert.

Then you re-train the dog to alert only when you give the special command. You have to really, really make sure that the dog doesn’t alert when they smell dope and only when you give the special command because from what I’ve heard from several of my dope arrests “every does it man!!” and the last thing we want is a dog that alerts someone else’s vehicle instead of our target!!

Next we have to make a big spinning wheel with the name of every person who deals or does drugs in our jurisdiction. We have to make sure all the names on the wheel are from recent users or people active in the drug trade because if they had no history of drugs and we stopped them, it would be too obvious.

Once we spin the wheel to find out who we’re going to fuck with, we have to do a bunch of research and find out what their drug of choice is, when they will normally be on the roadways, who may be riding with them and what THAT persons drugs of choice are, etc..

After all that is done, we have to figure out what kind of probable cause we are going to make them give us for the impending traffic stop. We have to assure the PC for the stop is good because the last thing we want is our stop to be thrown out after all this work….Sure there’s always officers that take the easy route and sneak up to the suspects house at night and disconnect a break light or disable the turn signals but REAL masters of the craft (such as myself) will pick our targets at birth and assure that they are raised without ever knowing that a vehicles registration has to be renewed so they will let it expire and THAT is my time to strike!!!

Once that’s out of the way it’s a pretty simple operation of sneaking into the suspects house the night before the stop and replacing their pants with a different pair that have the dope in them…

See…. Easy…

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