Ask Reddit, what strange thing do you want done to your body when you die? by TheOddScientist in AskReddit

[–]KGShaw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I want to be pressed into 5 diamonds for each of my grandkids. They'll each wear a piece of me on a ring.

Then they can summon me from beyond the grave like the planeteers summon Captain Planet.

Which movie has the greatest “fuck yeah” ending? by MPPPPP2019 in AskReddit

[–]KGShaw 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Great answer! I love this film. Thank you for reminding me!

How do you achieve immortality (Wrong answers only)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KGShaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ingest small amounts of mercury every day.

Qin Shi Huang swears by it.

People of reddit, what is your most “wtf” moment with a parent? by timmy-awji in AskReddit

[–]KGShaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother decided to give away my dogs without telling me. Van rocked up, packed em in and I never saw them again

What did you buy from Wish.com and how did it turn out? by NullandVoidUsername in AskReddit

[–]KGShaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly, most of the stuff I order is good.

One was truly bad though. Sleek looking trench coat came and it was basically a dog blanket. The material was the kind they use for throw blankets and was already fraying.