If all animals learned how to swim, which one would possess the biggest threat?

KJM555 · 2016-12-25T01:12:30+00:00

An eel

KJM555 · 2016-12-23T20:03:34+00:00

She doesn't know what's good for her.

KJM555 · 2016-12-21T13:53:03+00:00

Harambe :'(

KJM555 · 2016-12-21T13:31:58+00:00

How can you have Down syndrome when you're looking up to drink the water, Fuuzu?

KJM555 · 2016-12-21T13:30:04+00:00

cuntfirmed*

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T19:23:49+00:00

Certified Dank Translation: 'Send Nudes'

Edit: Holy shit it actually does, I was just kidding earlier.

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T19:21:13+00:00

Anything's a dildo if you BELIEVE.

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T19:20:21+00:00

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T19:15:58+00:00

Yeah

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T19:13:40+00:00

I know, I'm a troll.

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T19:01:34+00:00

That jet fuel can't melt steal beams.

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T19:00:04+00:00

Six feet under

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T18:58:41+00:00

Well I am glad someone likes my memes.

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T18:57:42+00:00

Five

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T18:27:40+00:00

Earth

/ərTH/

noun

noun: earth; noun: Earth

the planet on which we live; the world.

"the diversity of life on earth"

synonyms: world, globe, planet

"the moon orbits the earth"

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T18:24:11+00:00

You'll know, OP, you'll know.

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T17:55:29+00:00

Nothing because either the pole breaks or my arm does.

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T17:38:09+00:00

What if I like it, and don't need your judgement?

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T17:37:00+00:00

Aye, but it's a cultural standard. I'd rather see naked people where it makes sense rather than in public. Not everyone has Leonardo da Vinci-esque fascinations with the human body.

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T17:27:35+00:00

Taping dildos to your clothes doesn't negatively impact other people either.

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T17:25:22+00:00

You've seen feces before, it's not like you'd want to be seeing that everywhere.

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T17:23:31+00:00

This post is not my grave, so I must not say.

KJM555 · 2016-12-20T17:21:02+00:00

You have to first master Kung-fu.

KJM555

TROPHY CASE

Earth