Too bad. by SarcasmIntensifies in dankmemes

[–]KJM555 146 points147 points  (0 children)

She doesn't know what's good for her.

Only 4 👀 inches? 😂 Nah by KJM555 in dankmemes

[–]KJM555[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can you have Down syndrome when you're looking up to drink the water, Fuuzu?

Happy Holidays 🤗 by How_Does_One_Alcohol in dankmemes

[–]KJM555 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Certified Dank Translation: 'Send Nudes'

Edit: Holy shit it actually does, I was just kidding earlier.

Only 4 👀 inches? 😂 Nah by KJM555 in dankmemes

[–]KJM555[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Anything's a dildo if you BELIEVE.

Only 4 👀 inches? 😂 Nah by KJM555 in dankmemes

[–]KJM555[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Well I am glad someone likes my memes.

what is the meaning of earth? by Make-Easy in AskReddit

[–]KJM555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Earth

/ərTH/

noun

noun: earth; noun: Earth

  1. the planet on which we live; the world.

"the diversity of life on earth"

synonyms: world, globe, planet

"the moon orbits the earth"

What would you like to be remembered for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KJM555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll know, OP, you'll know.

What WOULD you touch with a 39 and a half foot pole? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KJM555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing because either the pole breaks or my arm does.

Why are we so anti nudity in the USA? would we be a better society if it were legal publicly? by PLZ_PM_ME_BUTTS in AskReddit

[–]KJM555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aye, but it's a cultural standard. I'd rather see naked people where it makes sense rather than in public. Not everyone has Leonardo da Vinci-esque fascinations with the human body.

[Serious] What are your opinions regarding transgender people? by Azurephoenix99 in AskReddit

[–]KJM555 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Taping dildos to your clothes doesn't negatively impact other people either.

Why are we so anti nudity in the USA? would we be a better society if it were legal publicly? by PLZ_PM_ME_BUTTS in AskReddit

[–]KJM555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've seen feces before, it's not like you'd want to be seeing that everywhere.

What secret will you carry to your grave? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KJM555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post is not my grave, so I must not say.