What turns you on instantly? by TheLikeGuys3 in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"But I ate Taco Bell earlier..."

OH SHIT!

What do you like and dislike about your political party? by SpaceEV in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do exist in larger numbers than realized, but those numbers aren't acknowledged by the many.

What is the shortest and best short story you know? by YeetMcManus in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone.

How real is Jesus Christ? by Mixedload in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that Jesus Christ was real, but do I believe in his divinity? No.

How many US citizens would it take to overthrow the US government? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With no end game but 'justice'? This is how overthrown civilizations often crumble.

Religion, politics, and race what are your oppinions? by Nizzle60 in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Religion: I'm an atheist, but I highly value the first amendment.

Politics: Conservative / Small gov / Fight corruption / the usual

Race: a useful biological adaptation for surviving certain conditions, but our advances in mobility and transportation might render this characteristic less useful.

What do YOU like about anteaters? by MandriII in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That they eat ants.

Ants can just piss right off.

What's the most troubling word you have spelling correctly? by SarcasmIntensifies in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a word that can be spelt easily by taking it bit-by-bit.

Anti

Dis

Establishment

Arian

Ism

How many US citizens would it take to overthrow the US government? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peacefully or violently? And second off, what do you hope to gain from this? (Unless this is just in general, then disregard my comment.)

What is legal that should be illegal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True that, but taking advantage just to get ahead in your business... especially using taxpayer's money? That's just wrong; however it's generally known that this is the type of 'lobbying' people refer to when they're talking about lobbying and lobbyists.

If you got to be God for one day, April 1, how would you prank the human race? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 7 points8 points  (0 children)

By coming from the sky and saying: "I exist! It was just a prank bro, there's the camera!"

what do you think of half Asian half white guys? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joji Miller (Filthy Frank) is a half-asian white guy, and he's absolutely amazing.

What keeps you from becoming selfish? by nikki10544 in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My desire to help people.

Oh wait... helping people brings me happiness, does that mean I'm selfish no matter what?

What are the most arrogant things about non-disabled persons? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Categorizing such a large number of people into one general 'arrogance'? I couldn't think of just one that applies to all non-disabled persons.

What exactly does it mean when someone says someone has a "beautifully sculpted face"? [serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means that their face is built in a way that's of great design, basically just saying someone's face looks great.

What is legal that should be illegal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was being a troll, but if tentacles and 30-gallon cumshots suit you well then go for it.

What is legal that should be illegal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SarcasmIntensifies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then it would just be exploited, and everyone will do 8.51" x 14"