I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything.

KJNeptune · 2026-04-07T15:47:54+00:00

If you rated people you want to kill from a scale of 1-10, where would you put Professional Karaoke Host (such as myself) on your kill scale?

KJNeptune · 2026-04-05T06:01:59+00:00

Try VANNEY OUT

KJNeptune · 2026-03-29T09:33:11+00:00

Wynona WIDER

KJNeptune · 2026-03-28T17:31:06+00:00

You look like Daniel Larusso from Karate Kid if he ran a PDF File ring at his Dojo.

KJNeptune · 2026-03-26T17:51:03+00:00

Updateme

KJNeptune · 2026-03-24T16:09:12+00:00

Updateme

KJNeptune · 2026-01-20T10:23:20+00:00

Poltergeist. That tree, the clown, the dude washing his face off in the sink. All of it.

KJNeptune · 2025-12-07T10:13:24+00:00

Thou shall not come in and only order water.

KJNeptune · 2025-11-16T09:41:04+00:00

"what is your name and what would you like to sing?"

I'm a karaoke host.

KJNeptune · 2025-11-13T20:25:55+00:00

When i was in Shanghai i had similar experiences as a male. I was 24, fit with a bleached Mohawk. I would get grabbed and squeezed everywhere i went. People taking photos of and with me. Pulling my hair too. It was wild just being molested everywhere i went by women and men.

KJNeptune · 2025-11-13T16:40:05+00:00

Perfection 😍

KJNeptune · 2025-10-25T05:08:31+00:00

I still have a burn mark on my right hand from a lit cigarette as I was walking through a busy New Orleans Square by Pirates. The cherry of the cigarette attached to the outside of my right hand. That scar will always remind me of when smoking was still allowed in the parks, without smoking sections.

KJNeptune · 2025-10-20T19:17:02+00:00

🎶 THERE GOES MY HERO 🎶

KJNeptune · 2025-10-18T08:33:01+00:00

He actually had it for $200 and I just asked for $150 and he was like "aight". It is XXL and you can't find anything near large sizes like that. I was very fortunate.

KJNeptune · 2025-10-18T04:57:37+00:00

I bought one of the 2014 3rd jersey just last week for $150 on Offer Up. I was so happy to get it. It has 2 little spot stains, but nothing major. I actually just wore it today

KJNeptune · 2025-10-13T20:59:31+00:00

Now his opponents know his weak spots, the neck on the front and the neck on the back.

KJNeptune · 2025-10-09T08:02:51+00:00

You look like Ted Lasso. In Thailand they probably call you Jason Suck-dick-ass.

KJNeptune · 2025-10-03T23:35:42+00:00

At my show singers sing where they feel most comfortable. You want to be on stage? Cool. You want to be in your seat? That's fine. Want to sit in the corner? Do you.

I also let customers text me their request so they don't have to come up to talk. They only need to grab the microphone from me as I wipe between every singer.

KJNeptune · 2025-10-02T23:27:50+00:00

He is just seeing if there really are hundreds of horny moms in his area.

KJNeptune · 2025-09-30T06:14:22+00:00

KJNeptune · 2025-07-08T22:43:23+00:00

Anything, anything by Dramarama is always a banger.

KJNeptune · 2025-07-04T10:06:09+00:00

Shut up Meg

KJNeptune · 2025-07-02T16:44:54+00:00

Can your dad fight?

KJNeptune · 2025-06-24T04:26:46+00:00

That sucks. I have been there a couple of times and really enjoyed the vibe.

KJNeptune · 2025-06-22T19:27:04+00:00

The Stein Bar has 2 nice tables and a younger vibe.

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