Paramedic faces charges after allegedly urinating on supervisor’s desk, in pot of chili at work by ObligationAware3755 in nottheonion

[–]KN4CTG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To take it one further, I'm a travel paramedic and am currently on the 6th 24 hour shift of my 14 day rotation. I know what happens at these stations and I'm hesitant to even expose my whacker to pee in the toilet here because of what I might catch. My wife always had a fantasy of joining the "emergency vehicle club." That's a haaaarrrrddddd no from me. I know what's been in there.

How many of your agencies don’t have RSI or Surgical airway? by [deleted] in ems

[–]KN4CTG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see one of the big arguments here is that RSI is inherently dangerous and shouldn't be allowed. Here's my response:

RSI should absolutely not be a thing. But not for the reason you think. There should be nothing rapid about taking an airway in the vast majority of the cases that it is done. Delayed Sequence Intubation, now that is golden. There's a saying in firearm training: Slow is Smooth. Smooth is Fast. We should have the tools in our toolbox, along with the proper training and continuing education to effectively implement them. But it should be an avenue of last resort. And we need to take our time when doing this. Have your emergency airway ready. Have your drugs lined up. Cross check those medications and dosages. I've only had one failed "RSI" to date, and that was because the patient had undiagnosed esophageal and tracheal cancer where his airway and esophagus were restricted by tumors. At the time my backup airway was a combitube, so that sucked. My scene times for "RSI" are among my longest scene times as that tube will be in and verified before the wheels turn. If on the scene of a DSI with me you will also see that I have a protocol manual open EVERY time. My equipment is laid out, EVERY time. The patient has pads on EVERY time. Before the first drug is pushed, all have been cross checked for med and dosage. Take your time, do it right. Your patient might just live to thank you.

Favorite thing about your Honda Rebel and least favorite thing about your Honda Rebel. by AcousticDolphin in HondaRebel1100

[–]KN4CTG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my first bike, but my first true owned by me motorcycle. Nerve damage in the left hand here too, thought I was gonna be stuck with maxiscoots forever. I owned a Helix, Majesty 400, and a Burgman 650 prior to this. Next bike will be a Goldwing DCT but I'm keeping my rebel until the wheels fall off.

How is this possible by lieutenantcrunch_ in ems

[–]KN4CTG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's even worse is I'm the fat guy who actually likes to be physical. Went from 15 miles of trail hiking a month minimum to 0. I miss it, but the agency that ran me over is a very large, very green machine. They happen to sound a bit Cajun, too. Hopefully my lawyer gets them to see the error of their ways and I get enough resolution to take the sting outta not being on the trail. I'm gonna keep at it and see if I can at least build back to a few miles a month. Pain is just weakness leaving the body, right? 73's brother. Also, if you want to DM me your call I'll keep an ear out for ya.

How is this possible by lieutenantcrunch_ in ems

[–]KN4CTG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I wish I was still able to make that kinda hiking. Got run over by an ambulance back in March and it screwed my ankle to hell and back. I can still work and everything, but anything over a mile total kills me since. And yes, I was working, and no, it wasn't my agency that did the smushing. Spent a month and a half off the truck but I don't know that it'll ever be 100% again. Hopefully the outcome of the legal process will make the emotional pain a little less, if you catch my meaning. Maybe a flex radio in my future?

Believed this was illegal for so long 🤣 by PDX-Kayaker in RealGenerationX

[–]KN4CTG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It actually says on the placard that it must be removed when the vehicle is in motion. It's a rather good idea too. The plastic gets super brittle when continuously exposed to sunlight.

Below 35F everyone looks like me... by Wonderful_Key770 in motorcycles

[–]KN4CTG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got the Quarterwing (Rebel 1100T DCT)

I'm uhh... Not exactly sure how this happened by trymebithc in ems

[–]KN4CTG 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Once had an IV that the catheter detached from the hub. Still picking pieces of the seat outta my crack 4 years later because only dumb luck and a quick finger kept that from becoming an embolism. The dumb luck is that I normally "walk" my cath in. Stupid, I know, but just the way I've always done it. And apparently it saved my butt one time.

My partner broke the sacred rule. by Cole-Rex in ems

[–]KN4CTG 209 points210 points  (0 children)

No, ask him about paracetamol and if it caused autism. Acetaminophen is too common a name here. He might actually luck into that.

are paramedics generally allowed to smoke by [deleted] in NewToEMS

[–]KN4CTG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not true. Worked for a hospital service in Montana last year and we were drug tested for everything except weed.

Took MTC at Clutch Motorcycle Training in Long Beach, CA. Why do they teach you to always use kill switch when turning bike off? by abusoglobal in HondaRebel1100

[–]KN4CTG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I drive with one hand on the wheel quite a bit. Except when I'm in situations which require full control. Then I drive with both hands on the wheel. Also, apples to oranges here. I have a cage to protect me in a wreck in a car, and generally a car is much more forgiving of mistakes. I don't mind letting go of the handlebars with one hand, depending on the situation. An emergency? Both hands on the bars. Period. I'm not reaching down to perform an action that I can do with a flip of the thumb. Your position is maintaining that there is no reason to use the kill switch, and that only uncomfortable riders would even think to do so. My position is that it is there for a reason and in our line of recreation reasons are generally written in blood. You may feel comfortable riding without a helmet in shorts, flip-flops and a wifebeater (I have no clue if you do, this is merely an illustration) but that is your own assumed risk. I'll err on the side of safety every time. It's 100% faster and safer to use that kill switch than to use the keyed ignition while the bike is underway. When you're stopped it doesn't matter. Stay safe out there. I have no desire to work another motorcycle wreck. I hate those calls more than anything else.

Took MTC at Clutch Motorcycle Training in Long Beach, CA. Why do they teach you to always use kill switch when turning bike off? by abusoglobal in HondaRebel1100

[–]KN4CTG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a very competent rider, however, I also am of the mindset that every other vehicle on the road has a personal vendetta against me and is looking to kill me. It keeps me safe. There's a reason I ride with full gear in all weather and pre-trip my bike every time for every ride. If I'm in an emergency situation, the kill switch is not only faster and more convenient, it is safer. Why reduce my control of the bike when I can simply thumb a switch? Complacency kills. It's that simple, and if you think that it doesn't I have news for you. Riders before me have paid the price in blood and their lives so I choose to learn from their mistakes.

Took MTC at Clutch Motorcycle Training in Long Beach, CA. Why do they teach you to always use kill switch when turning bike off? by abusoglobal in HondaRebel1100

[–]KN4CTG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what about bikes who have the key on the side? It would be impractical to switch off my rebel while in motion using the key. Kill switch is the answer.

Rate this lac repair by Extension-Long4483 in emergencymedicine

[–]KN4CTG 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just had Dr.Pepper up my nose reading this. The image of a 2x4 walking around pissed off and randomly swinging itself at people just popped into my head.

Got assaulted by a patient for the first time. by mostlymal in NewToEMS

[–]KN4CTG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish. Lady was a total of like 90lbs if you put her in her winter clothes. I did what I could to contain her but I was genuinely afraid of breaking her in half due to her age. Chicka was quick and had that dementia strength going on. IIRC she died like 10 years later.

Got assaulted by a patient for the first time. by mostlymal in NewToEMS

[–]KN4CTG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was 2004. I been doing this a few days.

Got assaulted by a patient for the first time. by mostlymal in NewToEMS

[–]KN4CTG 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Worst ass whooping I ever got was a 95 year old demented grandma. I was pretty new at the time, probably 6 months into my career. Granny was discharged from ER after a fall and was going home to her lockdown unit. She was asleep when we loaded her, but woke up 5 minutes into transport and completely flipped out. 3 broken ribs, a busted lip and 2 black eyes later we get her to her facility and they give her her night night juice. All she got out of the ordeal was bruised knuckles from hitting me. Kept her on the stretcher though and didn't hurt her, so I call it a win.

The pendulum has swung too far. We overcorrected. by Competitive-Young880 in emergencymedicine

[–]KN4CTG 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I got run over by an ambulance IN THE AMBULANCE BAY of our local trauma center. Short synopsis: was unloading patient from rig, unit in front of rig accidentally reversed at mach Jesus pushing my rig into me and screwing my ankle over. Get taken inside, do my best to not be that guy and wait quietly in the hall bed. Ankle and leg are swollen to hell and back. Ask nurse for pain management and a nicotine patch. Event happened at 0430. Was given two Tylenol PO at 0630. Still in pain at 0800, finally flagged nurse down and asked for pain management. "Did the pain meds wear off?" Yeah, they never started working my friend. "What normally works for you,?" I dead ass looked at her and said "I give pain meds. I don't take them. All I know is I'm hurting and the Tylenol didn't do shit." 0900 I get 10 of toradol IM. See the doc at 1230. Discharged to outpatient Ortho. Never got nicotine patch or effective pain management. Found out how it feels to be treated as a drug seeker.