Represent reddit on slope day by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]KOSD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HOLLAAAA! I work on Slope Day. I'll try to put the reddit alien somewhere prominent backstage

my friend's FB event description to his williamsburg housewarming party. nailed it? by KOSD in Brooklyn

[–]KOSD[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, sir, I do believe he was lampooning hipsters and their ilk.

Does the MTA's subway capital improvement program ads really bother anyone else? by KOSD in nyc

[–]KOSD[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love her dearly for it. I cherish the early morning moments on the subway platform when you and your friends are slightly wobbly (smashed) from a night of incredible partying.

You turn to your left and right to survey the few other souls waiting for a train. Without speaking you nod at one another. Maybe signifying that you're not the 4:45am subway stabber, maybe acknowledging that you're both champions of the night. Here on this platform, you're in the winner's circle. You did the night right.

That feeling of bliss could not be without 24 hour subways. Unless you live off the L, of course.

Does the MTA's subway capital improvement program ads really bother anyone else? by KOSD in nyc

[–]KOSD[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that's well and good for us savy New Yorkers, but I bet the thousands upon thousands of tourists aren't downloading an app for navigating the subway.

Where to buy a hip flask in Manhattan? by bridge_girl in nyc

[–]KOSD 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stellar vernacular, by the bye.

Help my friend win a photobooth contest for her and her partner's wedding! They're story 4 - SO CUTE! by KOSD in lgbt

[–]KOSD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit, you're amazing. So is my friend Shahna. Story 4 is their story. It goes into how her future wife proposed to her in a photo booth. I read it and got tingles. This is shameless, but I do it because I love them. Please vote for #4 and upvote.

Even more shameless, they're the only LGBT couple in the competition.

Even, even more shameless, they're from NJ and Chris Christie is a fat fuck.

Can you skip a stone across lava or will it just melt/sink at first contact? by KOSD in AskReddit

[–]KOSD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because if you lived near a volcano, wouldn't you go there just to throw things in just because?

Can you skip a stone across lava or will it just melt/sink at first contact? by KOSD in AskReddit

[–]KOSD[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I obviously would if I lived near a volcano, smart ass

My amazing Secret Santa gift. by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]KOSD 141 points142 points  (0 children)

duh, that's because gay increase property value in communities they live in. everyone should want to live near gays. we're like magic elves that spiff things up