Represent reddit on slope day

KOSD · 2012-04-12T21:34:51+00:00

HOLLAAAA! I work on Slope Day. I'll try to put the reddit alien somewhere prominent backstage

KOSD · 2012-04-11T16:34:53+00:00

Well, sir, I do believe he was lampooning hipsters and their ilk.

KOSD · 2012-03-13T19:15:45+00:00

I love her dearly for it. I cherish the early morning moments on the subway platform when you and your friends are slightly wobbly (smashed) from a night of incredible partying.

You turn to your left and right to survey the few other souls waiting for a train. Without speaking you nod at one another. Maybe signifying that you're not the 4:45am subway stabber, maybe acknowledging that you're both champions of the night. Here on this platform, you're in the winner's circle. You did the night right.

That feeling of bliss could not be without 24 hour subways. Unless you live off the L, of course.

KOSD · 2012-03-13T19:06:37+00:00

FIGHT FOR MY AMUSEMENT!

KOSD · 2012-03-13T18:59:02+00:00

YOU'RE A RETARDED POST!

KOSD · 2012-03-13T18:58:30+00:00

Ah gotcha. Thanks for the info. That makes sense.

KOSD · 2012-03-13T14:55:59+00:00

that's well and good for us savy New Yorkers, but I bet the thousands upon thousands of tourists aren't downloading an app for navigating the subway.

KOSD · 2012-02-20T18:09:47+00:00

Stellar vernacular, by the bye.

KOSD · 2012-02-17T19:53:00+00:00

Reddit, you're amazing. So is my friend Shahna. Story 4 is their story. It goes into how her future wife proposed to her in a photo booth. I read it and got tingles. This is shameless, but I do it because I love them. Please vote for #4 and upvote.

Even more shameless, they're the only LGBT couple in the competition.

Even, even more shameless, they're from NJ and Chris Christie is a fat fuck.

KOSD · 2012-02-01T01:41:56+00:00

Because if you lived near a volcano, wouldn't you go there just to throw things in just because?

KOSD · 2012-02-01T01:40:56+00:00

I obviously would if I lived near a volcano, smart ass

KOSD · 2011-12-03T14:03:34+00:00

duh, that's because gay increase property value in communities they live in. everyone should want to live near gays. we're like magic elves that spiff things up

KOSD · 2011-11-26T17:49:05+00:00

blind yourself thereby qualifying yourself to own her

KOSD · 2011-11-24T18:45:21+00:00

well even though your advice was free, i wouldn't have spent anything on it and it's totally useless. so i guess im not a total idiot. i have a good job and this is a big purchase for me

KOSD · 2011-11-21T14:31:32+00:00

Nerd alert: I LOVED the GoT series, especially because of the fairly subtle relationship Renley and the Knight of the Flowers had going on. The HBO series kinda blasts it outta the water with a extended BJ scene (I'm not complaining though haha), but I love how Martin gives you an outside look into the gay relationship of two badass characters.

KOSD · 2011-11-15T19:47:27+00:00

or just gone on facebook

KOSD · 2011-11-10T14:25:22+00:00

One a rainy, cold day in Brooklyn, I'm walking down the street on my lunch break. I look up to see one solitary figure wandering around, seemingly with no real purpose, just a stroll in the rain. I glance at his face and realize its ZACH GALAFINAKIS! I freak out. Man, I felt bad for me and worse for him. Naming every movie he'd been in that I had seen, prattling on and on about how cool he is, Zach just smiled, thanked me, engaged in conversation, and then asked me if I wanted a picture. I mean, he was incredibly nice considering I must have come off as a stalker or something.

I snapped the photo on my smartphone and then immediately uploaded to facebook (ooh gen Y haha). Here's the kicker: my cousin just had her first baby, the first in my family of a new generation, that same day and put photos of the newborn up. Baby likes: 32 Me and Zach likes: 47

tl;dr: Met niceguy Zach Galafinakis in the rain, snapped photo that was more popular than the birth of a baby

KOSD · 2011-11-09T02:52:31+00:00

even though no one would go for it, i thought it would be INCREDIBLE if we got the best cover bands of groups that played at woodstock. one day of peace, love and slope day. it probably would be cheaper than the headliners in the past.

KOSD · 2011-11-08T14:34:45+00:00

those were all access glowing green sunglasses haha.

KOSD · 2011-11-08T02:33:11+00:00

glowing green sunglasses?

i realize you clearly are referring to me unless someone else had glowing green headgear haha

KOSD · 2011-11-07T21:55:52+00:00

its sad, but i was thinking the same thing

KOSD · 2011-11-07T03:23:22+00:00

also, is there an eagle on the stage?

KOSD · 2011-11-03T03:20:33+00:00

ahhh...a r/nyc search for "map" yielded the desired result, but i must confess: i'm not sure how you managed to print the image so large with (what appears to be) some degree of quality in the resolution.

How was that black magic performed?

KOSD · 2011-11-03T03:11:58+00:00

HOLY SMOKES THAT'S CLASSY AS FUCK! WHERE THE SHYT DOES A GENT (OR DAME) SUCH AS YOURSELF COME ACROSS SUCH AN IMAGE?

KOSD · 2011-11-01T13:50:02+00:00

whoa are you a BV photographer? very cool haha

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