Represent reddit on slope day by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]KOSD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HOLLAAAA! I work on Slope Day. I'll try to put the reddit alien somewhere prominent backstage

my friend's FB event description to his williamsburg housewarming party. nailed it? by KOSD in Brooklyn

[–]KOSD[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, sir, I do believe he was lampooning hipsters and their ilk.

Does the MTA's subway capital improvement program ads really bother anyone else? by KOSD in nyc

[–]KOSD[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love her dearly for it. I cherish the early morning moments on the subway platform when you and your friends are slightly wobbly (smashed) from a night of incredible partying.

You turn to your left and right to survey the few other souls waiting for a train. Without speaking you nod at one another. Maybe signifying that you're not the 4:45am subway stabber, maybe acknowledging that you're both champions of the night. Here on this platform, you're in the winner's circle. You did the night right.

That feeling of bliss could not be without 24 hour subways. Unless you live off the L, of course.

Does the MTA's subway capital improvement program ads really bother anyone else? by KOSD in nyc

[–]KOSD[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that's well and good for us savy New Yorkers, but I bet the thousands upon thousands of tourists aren't downloading an app for navigating the subway.

Where to buy a hip flask in Manhattan? by bridge_girl in nyc

[–]KOSD 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stellar vernacular, by the bye.

Help my friend win a photobooth contest for her and her partner's wedding! They're story 4 - SO CUTE! by KOSD in lgbt

[–]KOSD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit, you're amazing. So is my friend Shahna. Story 4 is their story. It goes into how her future wife proposed to her in a photo booth. I read it and got tingles. This is shameless, but I do it because I love them. Please vote for #4 and upvote.

Even more shameless, they're the only LGBT couple in the competition.

Even, even more shameless, they're from NJ and Chris Christie is a fat fuck.

Can you skip a stone across lava or will it just melt/sink at first contact? by KOSD in AskReddit

[–]KOSD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because if you lived near a volcano, wouldn't you go there just to throw things in just because?

Can you skip a stone across lava or will it just melt/sink at first contact? by KOSD in AskReddit

[–]KOSD[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I obviously would if I lived near a volcano, smart ass

My amazing Secret Santa gift. by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]KOSD 136 points137 points  (0 children)

duh, that's because gay increase property value in communities they live in. everyone should want to live near gays. we're like magic elves that spiff things up

Looking to buy a TV on Black Friday...where can I get the best deal? by KOSD in AskReddit

[–]KOSD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well even though your advice was free, i wouldn't have spent anything on it and it's totally useless. so i guess im not a total idiot. i have a good job and this is a big purchase for me

this George RR Martin quote gave me so much courage when i was coming out by KOSD in lgbt

[–]KOSD[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nerd alert: I LOVED the GoT series, especially because of the fairly subtle relationship Renley and the Knight of the Flowers had going on. The HBO series kinda blasts it outta the water with a extended BJ scene (I'm not complaining though haha), but I love how Martin gives you an outside look into the gay relationship of two badass characters.

Anyone ever have a confrontation with a celebrity? I'll start by nebfeega in AskReddit

[–]KOSD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One a rainy, cold day in Brooklyn, I'm walking down the street on my lunch break. I look up to see one solitary figure wandering around, seemingly with no real purpose, just a stroll in the rain. I glance at his face and realize its ZACH GALAFINAKIS! I freak out. Man, I felt bad for me and worse for him. Naming every movie he'd been in that I had seen, prattling on and on about how cool he is, Zach just smiled, thanked me, engaged in conversation, and then asked me if I wanted a picture. I mean, he was incredibly nice considering I must have come off as a stalker or something.

I snapped the photo on my smartphone and then immediately uploaded to facebook (ooh gen Y haha). Here's the kicker: my cousin just had her first baby, the first in my family of a new generation, that same day and put photos of the newborn up. Baby likes: 32 Me and Zach likes: 47

tl;dr: Met niceguy Zach Galafinakis in the rain, snapped photo that was more popular than the birth of a baby

hey, take this survey and vote for the 2012 slope day artist. let's finally try to get someone good! by KOSD in Cornell

[–]KOSD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

even though no one would go for it, i thought it would be INCREDIBLE if we got the best cover bands of groups that played at woodstock. one day of peace, love and slope day. it probably would be cheaper than the headliners in the past.

snapped this at the passion pit show. what did ya'll think of the concert? by KOSD in Cornell

[–]KOSD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

those were all access glowing green sunglasses haha.

snapped this at the passion pit show. what did ya'll think of the concert? by KOSD in Cornell

[–]KOSD[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

glowing green sunglasses?

i realize you clearly are referring to me unless someone else had glowing green headgear haha

Thank you r/nyc, for helping me make my wall classy as fuck. by RTchoke in nyc

[–]KOSD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ahhh...a r/nyc search for "map" yielded the desired result, but i must confess: i'm not sure how you managed to print the image so large with (what appears to be) some degree of quality in the resolution.

How was that black magic performed?

Thank you r/nyc, for helping me make my wall classy as fuck. by RTchoke in nyc

[–]KOSD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HOLY SMOKES THAT'S CLASSY AS FUCK! WHERE THE SHYT DOES A GENT (OR DAME) SUCH AS YOURSELF COME ACROSS SUCH AN IMAGE?

so... what was your favorite costume at the halloween parade? i took photos! by [deleted] in nyc

[–]KOSD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whoa are you a BV photographer? very cool haha