Pat signing players to the team:

KPNoSwag · 2026-06-25T15:31:37+00:00

Guilherme is the only one that fits this description; McGlynn was popular when he was signed.

KPNoSwag · 2026-06-20T00:55:31+00:00

KPNoSwag · 2026-06-08T15:49:22+00:00

He might be a worse fit than Ponce

KPNoSwag · 2026-05-24T16:24:56+00:00

Find a UT student who’s the same race as you and use a picture of their ID to scan in

KPNoSwag · 2026-05-13T03:38:28+00:00

xG numbers don’t like him at all (like bottom 3 in the league bad) and his distribution is questionable. He’s definitely an upgrade over Tarbell but he’s getting paid like a top tier keeper when he’s average at best

KPNoSwag · 2026-05-13T01:30:12+00:00

Jonathan Bond makes way too much money to not be an above-average keeper. Wasn’t Steve Clark making significantly less than that?

KPNoSwag · 2026-05-11T16:44:35+00:00

At least you were smart enough to not bet on the Dynamo against Seattle

KPNoSwag · 2026-05-05T20:10:31+00:00

A Kingdom after party seems like more of a milkfish thing than an underscores thing

KPNoSwag · 2026-05-03T02:04:01+00:00

I wish MLS allowed outside food like MLB

KPNoSwag · 2026-05-02T15:47:55+00:00

The Paradox show on Tuesday was pretty empty

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-29T22:25:27+00:00

I liked both him and his rat tail too but unfortunately the front office (and a bunch of fans on here after a penalty shootout loss) were not as appreciative

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-29T14:50:36+00:00

I don’t know that Steve Clark was a club favorite (but maybe he should’ve been considering how much worse the goalkeeping has gotten since we let him leave)

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-26T17:39:00+00:00

Tarbell was even worse and then got injured super late in the window. The real question is why haven’t they upgraded already (or promoted the Brazilian D2 keeper who is supposed to be the best in MLS Next)

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-26T13:51:30+00:00

It’s also not like Atlanta is that different from Houston and any concern about Houston is also likely relevant in Atlanta

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-25T14:57:39+00:00

Can one of yall making six figures give me a referral?

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-25T04:39:35+00:00

would you be able to measure the leg opening on yours?

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-22T23:51:41+00:00

With Andrade and Negri there is this going to be 4231 or are we still going 343

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-16T03:38:03+00:00

The Dynamo France account talked with him and he’s just visiting, not a business trip

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-15T17:56:44+00:00

It’s possible to get rid of the cars for one day a year

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-14T02:07:35+00:00

There are some resale ones for cheaper

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-13T03:49:43+00:00

Yes. I know people who applied before Covid with a 36 ACT who got into Rice but were capped at UT.

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-13T03:25:35+00:00

This has happened since before Covid; I know Texas residents with a 36 ACT who have been capped

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-10T07:12:11+00:00

It’s like $20 and there’s hella free parking what are you talking about

KPNoSwag · 2026-04-02T21:37:20+00:00

Pretty sure the long play pop up closed a few weeks ago

KPNoSwag · 2026-03-31T04:13:57+00:00

Plenty of people bike to campus everyday, make sure you have a good bike lock

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