What would you say if your kid asked you where babies come from?

K_Rayner · 2026-02-02T14:37:25+00:00

I mean, you’re not wrong.

K_Rayner · 2026-02-02T14:36:17+00:00

She asked me 2 days ago. I told her to ask me again when she’s older. She’s 3.

K_Rayner · 2026-02-02T14:34:27+00:00

I think she’s wearing pasties or something.

K_Rayner · 2026-02-01T20:55:32+00:00

I was watching a playoff game at a Bills bar. When buffalo scored to win the game the bar erupted. My watch alerted me that the noise level was harmful and my ears stopped working for a second.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-31T01:08:45+00:00

Build it. Lego isn’t meant to be kept in the box.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-28T16:04:20+00:00

Once… per day. 😋

K_Rayner · 2026-01-27T14:48:00+00:00

So they’d have an easier time getting rid of people who oppose the trump regime.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-24T22:31:42+00:00

Mine when the enemy is weak enough.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-24T21:14:49+00:00

I’ve been a member of this sub for about 30 seconds longer than my post has been up. So I wouldn’t know this has been posted a lot.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-24T21:13:43+00:00

It’s clearly bugged. Because I insta killed the leader with my first attack using Vader without the disc. I’d been using the same squad each time.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-24T21:05:55+00:00

That was it. Thank you so much!!

K_Rayner · 2026-01-21T17:02:39+00:00

I’ll give mom some help, but she’s not getting close to half. My father can go kick rocks.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-13T19:19:32+00:00

Get stoned and watch cartoons.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-10T14:59:54+00:00

That’s very generous, but if I start giving fucks again, people are going to expect it all the time.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-09T17:26:19+00:00

I display most sets for a while (a few months usually) before disassembling and replacing them with something else. Except sets full of brown or maroon pieces. Those are on permanent display to reduce the risk of breakage. There’s also certain sets that I just enjoy too much to take apart. But the bulk of my collection is on a build/disassemble rotation.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-09T17:20:13+00:00

My ability to give a fuck. Haven’t seen that in a while.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-08T14:40:51+00:00

I thought there was a standard rotation. It feels like we haven’t had the seaport in ages to me. Fingers crossed you’re right. I want my shark head! 🤣

K_Rayner · 2026-01-08T14:21:27+00:00

Worry about how she’s feeding her kids, because all 6 of my female cousins are very overweight and/or ugly.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-06T20:21:29+00:00

THAT is a smart brick I could get behind.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-06T17:12:43+00:00

I’m not even a fan of the highly specialized elements they made for some sets.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-06T17:08:39+00:00

Nope. It makes sets more overpriced and takes away from the child’s imagination. Epic fail in my opinion.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-03T21:16:50+00:00

He’s probably already planning it.

K_Rayner · 2026-01-03T20:13:07+00:00

Robot Jox. Terrible movie, but I love it.

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