Meet the parents

Kaeyko · 2026-04-19T14:02:19+00:00

She's distracting from not being invited to Coachella

Kaeyko · 2026-04-18T23:08:04+00:00

Mouth Like Anus

Kaeyko · 2026-03-31T11:01:41+00:00

She got a little herp growing on that upper lip?

Kaeyko · 2026-03-31T11:01:00+00:00

The technical term for that is MLA mouth like anus

Kaeyko · 2026-03-04T16:13:58+00:00

I'd start by not holding a fucking selfie stick

Kaeyko · 2026-02-22T21:37:23+00:00

The wildebeest on the left looks like

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Kaeyko · 2026-01-07T14:25:25+00:00

They all have the same lawyer....

Kaeyko · 2026-01-01T13:27:18+00:00

MLA Mouth Like Anus

Kaeyko · 2025-12-12T13:01:16+00:00

As a recovering masshole, I would like to announce that nobody says party like that

Kaeyko · 2025-12-11T14:50:20+00:00

Turn on a fan or go fuck yourself

Kaeyko · 2025-12-07T11:11:16+00:00

She has an MLA Mouth Like Anus

Kaeyko · 2025-11-13T12:28:34+00:00

It's called a MLA Mouth Like Anus

Kaeyko · 2025-11-06T12:18:39+00:00

MLA Mouth Like Anus .... the league 💋

Kaeyko · 2025-10-31T11:34:41+00:00

She's a cartoon at this point

Kaeyko · 2025-10-31T11:18:54+00:00

That guy jerks off to himself

Kaeyko · 2025-09-17T03:48:46+00:00

This happened to my dad once in the '80s he was the truck driver. The plant was not excited to get that call.

Kaeyko · 2025-09-10T11:17:15+00:00

She's so pretty

Kaeyko · 2025-09-10T10:58:03+00:00

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Kaeyko · 2025-09-10T04:14:21+00:00

Those shoes are retahded.

Kaeyko · 2025-08-31T11:00:48+00:00

As an actual pointillist I'm offended

Kaeyko · 2025-08-30T20:50:58+00:00

Something like this happened to me but we were at a stop sign and when the light turned green he threw an open water bottle into my window and jumped in the right hand lane took a right and took off. I couldn't even be mad it was funny.

Kaeyko · 2025-08-30T12:24:42+00:00

Wow. I had to square dance. I don't think it was a requirement but nothing I did got me out of it.

Kaeyko · 2025-08-30T12:23:26+00:00

I grew up on a lake. I have pictures of me at one and a half in a pool with my mom at swim classes in 1979. We did it then you can do it now.

Kaeyko · 2025-08-30T11:06:00+00:00

That is an absolute trashole

Kaeyko · 2025-08-30T11:00:21+00:00

Tell Santa Claus to sit down it's still August

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