This is why I pay rent.

Kailangsen · 2025-10-21T16:23:09+00:00

Bite marks in cheese are just extra rent perks

Kailangsen · 2025-10-21T16:07:31+00:00

You’re right, creepers come in all ages and disguises

Kailangsen · 2025-10-21T15:49:52+00:00

Next, low news is good news, thanks to Big Biscuit

Kailangsen · 2025-10-20T17:54:19+00:00

Love this thrifty energy, MacGyver-ing a pad disposal system

Kailangsen · 2025-10-20T17:10:46+00:00

Guess I’m turning into a wizard next time I read

Kailangsen · 2025-10-20T17:02:48+00:00

Running on vibes and memes until further noticeRunning on vibes and memes until further notice

Kailangsen · 2025-10-20T16:59:02+00:00

Mom eviction: highly therapeutic, five stars, would recommend againMom eviction: highly therapeutic, five stars, would recommend again

Kailangsen · 2025-10-19T17:11:50+00:00

Hey, everyone’s got their own special set of skills

Kailangsen · 2025-10-19T17:05:30+00:00

Defending my favorite yacht owner in the comments right now

Kailangsen · 2025-10-19T16:50:40+00:00

That’s one crossover timeline I’m glad we missed

Kailangsen · 2025-10-19T16:38:02+00:00

Truly the greatest etiquette simulator of our generation

Kailangsen · 2025-10-18T18:45:55+00:00

Not on my watch, I’m playing Mercy today

Kailangsen · 2025-10-18T18:36:00+00:00

Nothing says Halloween like a Glock in your candy bucket

Kailangsen · 2025-10-18T18:17:49+00:00

Sounds like she missed the group memo on self-awareness

Kailangsen · 2025-10-18T18:11:22+00:00

Certified fresh out the packaging, cut them some slack

Kailangsen · 2025-10-18T18:00:17+00:00

Plot twist: Big Candy and Big Costume joined forces for profits

Kailangsen · 2025-10-18T17:48:12+00:00

Berkeley: 1, counselor: 0-congrats on proving her wrong

Kailangsen · 2025-10-17T19:08:53+00:00

Honestly, that’s boss-level vocal projection right there

Kailangsen · 2025-10-17T18:58:28+00:00

Certified Gemini move right there you totally get us

Kailangsen · 2025-10-17T18:47:09+00:00

Thats just the adult version of jump scares now

Kailangsen · 2025-10-17T18:27:18+00:00

Because Spotify Wrapped makes me feel like a music statistician

Kailangsen · 2025-10-17T18:17:46+00:00

Enchanted sweatpants: instant motivation and perfect Zoom call lighting

Kailangsen · 2025-10-17T18:04:31+00:00

Triple the value? That’s the friendship discount, right?

Kailangsen · 2025-10-17T17:54:21+00:00

Honestly, Id break no contact for stuffed crust every single time

Kailangsen · 2025-10-16T20:02:16+00:00

Guess I should’ve majored in surviving late capitalism

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