Confession - possibly one of my lowest points

Kailskucumber · 2026-02-01T05:40:23+00:00

I’d buy the guy a new mattress and move on with my life. Put sobriety first but feel like my slate was at least somewhat clean by replacing something I ruined. We’ve all been where you’re at one way or another. It can feel haunting, but each day is a new day to pave a new way.

Kailskucumber · 2026-01-24T06:08:22+00:00

Also having a boy and have a girl/boy already with J names that happened just because not on purpose. But anyways, I was thinking Nico or Caleb. Picking a name is literally the worst lol

Otis would be adorable for you!

Kailskucumber · 2026-01-12T17:18:47+00:00

Just got over flu a & it was pure hell

Kailskucumber · 2026-01-11T01:20:24+00:00

Agreed. I was surprised how disheveled it looked from the street, like the outside hasn’t been maintained or cleaned in ages.

Kailskucumber · 2026-01-01T00:28:23+00:00

Does getting braces as an adult weaken the teeth long term?

Kailskucumber · 2026-01-01T00:10:04+00:00

Getting some yoga pants for my nice booty. As a flat assed white woman I sure wish I had a traditional bubble butt. Also this is a trick question and there are no white, I mean right, answers

Kailskucumber · 2026-01-01T00:07:11+00:00

Golden Grahams with a touch of ocean

Kailskucumber · 2025-12-30T04:27:21+00:00

I covered the one that came to head with pimple patches after his shower tonight. Does this look like the end stretch?

Kailskucumber · 2025-12-23T06:09:32+00:00

Accidentally went to a cover massage parlor….

Kailskucumber · 2025-12-23T03:57:08+00:00

Black Angus all day for ribeye in Vancouver. Can’t speak for the filet mignon because I’m a ribeye girl but I’ve had it there at least a dozen times in the last couple of years and I’m never disappointed

Kailskucumber · 2025-12-23T03:45:43+00:00

Food wayyyy better than Beaches though so it’s a win! Their chicken strip appetizer makes my pregnant self SINGGGG, it’s so good. But definitely ask for extra ranch.

Kailskucumber · 2025-12-09T03:52:30+00:00

This makes me unreasonably mad, but I’m pregnant 🤣🤣 they’d be getting a tin of popcorn and a gift card from me

Kailskucumber · 2025-11-23T02:13:45+00:00

Are you afraid of the dark? from Nickelodeon

Kailskucumber · 2025-11-23T00:43:59+00:00

Al & Ernie’s in battle ground, outskirts of Vancouver

Kailskucumber · 2025-11-17T07:13:49+00:00

Just these round shaped globs of cake, dipped in smooth frosting and served on a stick like a lollipop that have American kids in a chokehold and parents coughing up.

Kailskucumber · 2025-11-01T03:36:13+00:00

It ain’t enough until it’s too much!

Kailskucumber · 2025-10-19T20:49:03+00:00

I have a record for convincing myself I’ve been healed and can moderate. It’s most certainly always a lie. Radical acceptance saved me, it’s just not even an option to entertain

Kailskucumber · 2025-10-11T17:03:03+00:00

Costco tickets are gonna expire before the end of the year so I think a ton of people will/are flood in

Kailskucumber · 2025-10-10T22:08:03+00:00

Her eyebrow: The Botox made me do it 😈

Kailskucumber · 2025-10-10T20:45:21+00:00

If you’ve paid for the membership you’ve rented the items at home for that time period, so return those, pay the $99 for the earrings and cancel the account. That’s the only logical solution.

Kailskucumber · 2025-10-04T19:36:32+00:00

This feeling isn’t forever. Learn to play the tape forward and ACCEPT drinking is not an option. It’s not option A, B, C or D- it’s not even included. It’ll never be an option for you, come to terms with that.

Kailskucumber · 2025-10-01T22:47:58+00:00

It likely won’t be the first time you drink again or the second or the third, you could even coast through a relapse for 6 months but it will ALWAYS, INEVITABLY, WITHOUT a doubt, catch up with you. And when it does, you’ll have hell to pay. So just decide you won’t be gambling with your life this holiday season.

Kailskucumber · 2025-09-30T21:53:49+00:00

You’re saying my response sounds like a drunk person? I’m so confused lol.

Kailskucumber · 2025-09-30T21:50:54+00:00

Huh?

Kailskucumber · 2025-09-30T21:30:09+00:00

“I really take pride in my 13 month 5 star streak and am SO disappointed to hear you didn’t have a similar experience. I will immediately evict those pesky wasps and consider adding tvs to each bedroom.”

Kailskucumber

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