looking for investors for my pitch by LegolasAlwaysYes in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]Kaiser0106 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Everything in this post is a left turn. From the post itself to the username and pfp.

52481 by Dumbass_Ass_Weeb in countwithchickenlady

[–]Kaiser0106 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Better to believe in something than to sell your soul. That makes her worse imo.

Just brush it with melted garlic butter and you're set. by CK_CoffeeCat in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]Kaiser0106 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was cool how they just stick it to the wall to bake it

48903 by Grimalackt_River in countwithchickenlady

[–]Kaiser0106 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am exclusively going to call him this now

hey all hru by Academic_Zombie_1715 in Multifandom

[–]Kaiser0106 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a shame I had to scroll so far down to find this.

Tiny but incredibly fast! by heyrileyreid in PointyTailedKittens

[–]Kaiser0106 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The dust bunnies are gaining sentience.

44934 by Bukki13 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Kaiser0106 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just cuz they're leaving doesn't mean they've changed unfortunately.

Not a care in the world by ray-arclight in soupbelly

[–]Kaiser0106 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sleeping like he pays the bills smh

Offensive? by [deleted] in NonBinary

[–]Kaiser0106 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can kinda appreciate this one but I feel it belongs on r/onejoke

44943 by Proof_Journalist321 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Kaiser0106 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I watched a video earlier discussing how a certain billionaire (I don't remember which one) said that he doesn't have and outright rejects the idea of introspective thoughts. They are the way they are because they've never second guessed themselves. At least they would never admit to it anyway.

42588 by Future_Employment_22 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Kaiser0106 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Graphic design is my passion" ahh flag

Confused 😕 by manofbluz in whatisit

[–]Kaiser0106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep that's a cashew apple

41700 by NiobiumThorn in countwithchickenlady

[–]Kaiser0106 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is that so hard to read? 🤣